Author Subject 
Seven X
The Resident Reploid
Regular !
(9/3/00 7:43:46 am)
 TPCG Daily Life FIC PART ONE! (Godammit, READ!)
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TPCG Daily Life: Shorty's Missing Pimp Hat!!
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Neo-TPCG HQ...silence...
*A whole shockwave greets you at the door*

You: If this is quiet I dun wanna see noisy!
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One day at TPCG HQ, Riochet and Lil are watching the Tweenies(BLOODY_TELETUBBY_FOUR YEAR OLD LOOKALIKES!), Seven and Edge are battling each other on Marvel vs. Capcom, Shorty and TL are armwrestling and the loser has to pimp someone's restaurant advertisement, Sonknuck and HMac are busy racing to see who can eat the most popcorn in ten seconds...et cetera...

Shorty: ARGH! I'm going...going!
TL: I'm coming, I'm coming!
Ami: Gawd, you all look like yer gonna have an orgasm or some faggin shit!
Shorty: No...must, prevail!!!! ARGH! I LOST!
TL: HA! NOW YOU MUST PIMP FOR MY RESTAURANT!

Everyone stares.

TL: WHAAAAT?!
Shorty: Fine fine...I'll go get my pimp gear.
TL: He is so luckyyy, he's a Hollywood piimp...he's so lucky, he's a pimp...(Sung to Bitchy Spears "Lucky")
Shorty: You know I can make life godamm painful for you...hey, where's my frilly green pimp hat?
TL: The one with the purple lace and yellow carnations tied with the blue ribbon?
Shorty: That's the one!
TL: Oh! I remember! Moody, YerHer, Kefka and Missy were rippin it apart in a tug of war yesterday!
Shorty: BUT I WON'T FEEL THE SAME PIMPING WITHoUT MY PIMP HAT!!!!!
Ami: I know! Buy another one from the hat shop!
Shorty: The horror...No Ami, not that neon pink bikini patterned green laced Riochet's stomach sized one!!! AHHH!

Oops, what happens next? Will he get the pink one, or will he just have to do it Mohawk style with spaghetti dangling from his nose? Find out in part two! Damm short, but it's 9:47 pm, and my eyeballs are dropping out....*YAWN*