Shorty Bored(FANFIC)Part 1 Sat Apr 10 09:07:14 1999 (Some Place) Shorty:I'm soooooooo bored!! SecMan:Me too. Riochet:Me three. (Many SaMaNtHa clones enter.) SaMaNtHa 1:Hee Hee!!We are inbinserble.....uh meun invisible, oh spanky poo it. Zac:Shut it.Were trying to be bored. (Blasts the first clone.) SaMaNtHa 1:afgfgvchgvfhvv¬!!!!!! (Hougan(I know it's spelt wrong.)Enters) Hougan:I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! (1 minute of queit) Hougan:You guys suck stupid poo I'm leaving!! Riochet:Get lost you *****ing ****. Hougan:Mummy!!! (Hougan runs off.) David the lurker:(nt) H.Mac:SHADDAP. (Shoots the lurker.) SaMaNtHa 2:lunch the piee bumbs!! Shorty:Oh no.I'm in peril. TO BE CONITUED Shorty Shorty Bored(FANFIC)Part 2 Sat Apr 10 12:37:06 1999 Last FANFIC on TSPG......... >SaMaNtHa:I'm invisible....oh spanky poo it!! >Hougan:I'm baaaaaaaaack!!!.....You guys suck I'm leaving. >SaMaNtHa:lunch the piee bumbs!! And now we rejoin our heroes in: Bored Part 2 ------------ Shorty:.......(Has a thought)Hey guys I just remembered if we don't get out and go to SEGA enterprises and save the SEGA staff from a mutant toliet eating zombies we will all die in the place known as ''Sammy land.'' All but Shorty:Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! (Zac kicks SaMaNtHa 2 in the head) SaMaNtHa 2:Owwwwwwwww!!!!!(starts crying)That(Sniff) hert!!! Zac:Oh do F*** off you mudda f***ing bitch (Hougan comes back) Hougan:I'm baaaaaaaaaack!! (Everyone walks over Hougan) Hougan:......ouch. (Riochet walks over and stamps on Hougans head) Riochet:Fat Bastard. Hougan:Muuuuuummy!!!He did it again!! (Out the SEGA offices) SecMan:Grappnel? Zac:Check. SecMan:Scud Missle? Shorty:Check. SecMan:Bazzoka? H.Mac:Check. SecMan:Concrete Donkey? David the lurker:Check. SecMan:Why in S*** is he here?? Shorty:He could be useful!! SecMan:(mumbles)......Vey well....... (potato man appears) potato man:I luv SaMAnThA!! David the lurker:Oh go away!! potato man:gufbeubfeu!!!??? Shorty:Watch and learn..........SONIC,HIDDEN PALACE,KNUCKLES!!! (potato man goes off wimpering) SecMan:No more delays we have to get in there!! (Inside) Shorty:Here zombie,zombie,zombie. Mike:Shhhhhh........ (Roaring) SecMan:Keep calm everyone...... Sonknuck:Yeah keep calm..... Shorty:(Huderling in a corner)weregoingtodieweregoingtodie...... (Zombies tounge lashs out and eats David the lurker) David the lurker:Bollocks. All:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Will our heroes survive this ordeal?Will Sammy make sense? Will Hougan every be smart?(Rio:Not likely!!) See next time if you can......... TO BE CONTIUED....... Shorty P.S:Comments please!! Shorty Bored(FANFIC)Part 3 Sun Apr 11 09:18:37 1999 Last time on TSPG FANFIC........ >potato man:I luv SaMaNtHa!! >Shorty:Weregoingtodieweregoingtodie...... >David the lurker:Bollocks. >Everyone:Ahhhhhhh!!!!! And now we rejoin our heroes in....... ------------------ Bored Part 3 ------------------ (Dave the lurker has just been eaten by a toilet eating zombie.Our heroes are trying to say calm.) Everyone:Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Zac:Oh my god!!He's eaten David the lurker!! SecMan:Let's get out of here before they bring him back!! (A corridor) Shorty:Those offices must be around here some where!! (3 zombies round the corner.....) Zombie 1:mu eaut rply lucade!! H.Mac:What the hell did he just say?? Zac:Wait a sec.....(Pulls out a Multi purpuse Transulator) Tran:''We want your leader!!'' Shorty:Very well.....take me,spare my friends!! SecMan:Your not the leader,I am!! Shorty:No your not,I am!!! Zac:Your both wrong,I'm the leader!! H.Mac:That was last election,I'm the leader now!! Shorty:No,Me!! Mike:No,Me,Me,Me!! Riochet:ME!! All:Me!!!Me!! (Hougan Enters) Hougan:I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! (Zombie eats Hougan) All:Yaaaaaaay!! Hougan:That makes me so mad!!! (1 minite later.....Hougan breaks out of the zombies stomach.) Riochet:Whaaaaaat?? Super-Stupid-Hyper-Hougan:Raaaaagh!!!I am al puwerfol, renewed and nuw I splell luke SaMaNtHa!! (All the zombies flee) S-S-H-Hougan:Nuw I'm tu destroy you al!! Shorty:Is it me or is Hougan braver than before>! (Super David the lurker enters) Super David:I think not Hougan!! Will S-David win against S-S-H-Hougan?Will Shorty ever be leader?Will I ever Spell Riochets name right? Find out if you can........ TO BE CONITUED....... Shorty P.S:Comments please!! Shorty Bored(FANFIC)Part 4 Mon Apr 12 14:28:02 1999 Last time on TSPG FANFIC........ >Zac:They've eaten David the lurker!! >(Zombie eats Hougan) >Super-Hyper-Stupid-Hougan:That make's me so mad!! >Super David the Lurker:Not so fast Super Hougan!! And now we rejoin our heroes in........ Bored Part 4 ------------ S-S-H-Hougan:Who dares to mock me?? Everyone together:Me. S-S-H-Hougan:Oh very funny,I laughing my head off! SecMan:What is it You what you want? S-S-H-Hougan:The SP Board,as mine to fill up with messages like,''Who's your favarite Teletubbie?''and''The how many times can Hougan say I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!''. Riochet:The horror the shear horror!! (Runs at Hougan but gets knocked back by a ray of stupidity) S-S-H-Hougan:HAHAHAHAHAH........HA!! Shorty:What a queer laugh. Zac:Can't you see Rio is dying!! Shorty:(YAWNS) Riochet:.....slowly dying.......get hougan.......(Dies.) S-David:Nooooooooooooo...... SecMan:Whys he so choked up? He hardly knew him!! S-David:Dieeeee!!!Scummm!!! (Super David and Super Stupid Hyper Hougan fight Interlect against stupidity) Sonknuck:This place is going to go sky high any second!! H.Mac:Guys he's right!! Shorty:What? H.Mac:I said He's Ri- (Massive Nuclear Explotion.....no one survived.) (Heaven) H.Mac:-ght!!Huh?? Shorty:Were the smeg are we? SecMan:If my guess's are correct I reckon we just died. David the lurker:-IEEEEE!!What the-? Zac:Hey look. (Over in the distants they see God's chair.) Shorty:Hey God how's it hanging? God:Mmmmmm??Oh so-so. Sonknuck:So is it true were dead? God:According to these papers. SecMan:(Reading one)''Congratulations Dr Zacuhary,you are now offically dead''. (Riochet walks over) Riochet:Hey Guys,long time no see. Shorty:Hey Rio!! Riochet:This place is really brill,drinks are free and the best yet NO SAMANTHA!! All:Yesssss!!! (Hougan Enters) Hougan:I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- (3 Hours later.) Hougan:-aaaaaaaaaaack!!! God:SHADDAP!!(Kicks Hougan down to hell.) Hougan:Ahhhhhhhhhh-. God:For bringing him here,instead of letting you stay here I'm going to send you a hell hole!! Shorty:Not--? God:Yes!SaMaNtHa LaNd!!! All:Nooooooooooooooooo!! Will our heroes see thourgh this aldeal?Will Sonknuck ever be featured in one of my FANFICs again?Will the continuing FANFIC be popular? Find out if you can....... THE END........ to Bored but the Begining to Welcome Back to Sammy Land! Shorty P.S:Comments Please!!