SonKnuck No name Chapter 1 {Fan-fic} Fri Jun 18 18:36:04 1999 NOW! WE START WITH A COMPLETE DIFFERENT STORY!! Yes! The first series is end! So now, here's the second! |For a weird reason, this story start BEFORE the first serie! Yes, it was before everyone can walk, talk, or do anything else humans do! So now, here's the story!| AJ is traveling in the forest with his car, he's going too fast and see an hedgehog. He try to stop but it's too late, he hurt the hedgehog who falls in many tree sheets. AJ: OH MY GOD! I KILLED AN HEDGEHOG! Where is he? Where is he? Ah! There it is! He takes the hedgehog and bring him to his base where he's going to get back the hedgehog to the life. A notice say that if the hedgehog open his eyes while he's in the machine, something weird will happen. And of course, he open it. AJ presses the "Back to Life" buton. AJ: What's that NOOOOOOOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A blue light go hit many animals in the forest and hit even AJ! AJ: WOW! What a hit! the hedgehog: You said it! AJ: What the...? You can talk! And you are RED! the hedgehog: Yes! AJ: Who are you??? the hedgehog: My name is SonKnuck! AJ: Wow! You may cost a fortune! I gotta get you! SonKnuck: yikes! SonKnuck go out of the machine and escapes from the base. AJ: Come back here! AJ hurt a tree and SonKnuck disappear in the forest. Lets see what's going to happen in the forest. SonKnuck: Hey you! Who are you? Someone: Me? I'm Riochet! SonKnuck: Cool! You look like me! Riochet: No, I'm just a different race! SonKnuck: Do you think someone else have been hurt by the blue light? Riochet: That's possible! My friends Mechatails and Mike was neear of here! Near enough to be hit! SonKnuck: Ok! Let's go! They goes meet Mechatails and Mike. Riochet: hi guys! Mechatails: hello Riochet! Mike: You've been hit too? SonKnuck: Yeah! Mechatails: Hey! Who's that red hedgehog that look like you Riochet? Riochet: His name is SonKnuck and he's another race of red hedgehog! Mike S: Hello SonKnuck! SonKnuck: Hi! Mechatails: I think H. Mac, Miles, SecMan, Shorty have been hurt too by the blue light! SonKnuck: To know, we have to go see! SecMan: No need! We're here! H. Mac: Hey Riochet! Who's that r.... SonKnuck: I'm SonKnuck and I'm another race of red hedgehogs! Miles: Oh! Shorty: Look like everyone here have been hit by that blue light! SonKnuck: yes, and everyone here is in danger! All but SonKnuck: Why???? {Meanwhile, at AJ's base} AJ: Hougan! Zac! Andre! I need your help! Zac: What? Why? Hougan: Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyyy? AJ: because we have to get someone for money! Andre: Someone?!? AJ: Yes, someone that I made by accident! Zac: And how are you going to catch him? AJ: I have a plan! Don't worry! TO BE CONTINUED.... What's that danger? Could it be AJ? And, what's his plan? All this and more in the next chapter of .... Director: That have no sense! SonKnuck: What? Director: Well, that fan-fic have no name! SonKnuck: Someone! Give me a name! SonKnuck Samantha's birth Chapter 2 {Fan-fic} ( Chapter 1 = Noname Sat Jun 19 21:17:35 1999 Last time, in the beginning: AJ: because we have to get someone for money! Andre: Someone?!? AJ: Yes, someone that I made by accident! Zac: And how are you going to catch him? AJ: I have a plan! Don't worry! And now, we go back to our heroes in the black forest...Don't worry, it's not the name, only, night is coming! hehehe! SonKnuck: Do you think someone else have been hit by the blue light? H. Mac: Possibly! Miles: We was with some newbies* in the other side of the forest when the blue light hit us! Sz: I'm not a newbie! Riochet: Calm down Sz! Soneec: Yeah! he was probably kidding for you! Sz: ok, but I don't get it! Sailknux: Hey! Is this a "Who have been hit by the blue light" party? SecMan: Something like that, yes. Azura: Hey guys! SonKnuck: hey! Who are you all?? Sailknux: I'm Sailknux! Azura: I'm Azura! Sz: I'm Sz! Voice: And I'm Edge the Fox! Mechatails: Where do you come from?? I didn't see you here! Edge: I just entered! Shorty: Oh! Lets our friends meet each other and go see what's going on at AJ's base! AJ: Andre! Are you done? Andre: Still 5 minutes left I'm done! Zac: I told you that if I was working on it this had be done since alerady 10 minutes! AJ: You shut up! Hougan: yeah! Shut the f************* up! {Nothing} AJ: Censor shouldn't be coming now? Zac: Yeah! that's weird! I guess is in jail forever now! AJ: Great! Andre!!! Are you done now? Andre: 1 minute left! {Aj becomes impatient} AJ: I'm waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiitiiiiiiing! Hougan: HEY! Slow motion iiiiis myyyyyy rrroooollllleeeee!!!! AJ: SHUT UP! Hougan: Yeeess, Siiiiir! Andre: I'm done! Finally! AJ: Good! Show me what it look like! {Andre presses a button and becomes... A GIRL????} Andre(as a girl): Lo, ma ame si Tabda Mybarf! AJ: What did you say????? Zac: Andre! You stupid! {Andre presses the same button and comes back to normal} Andre: I said "Hello, my name is Samantha Clarfet!"! Hougan: Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase, taaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk normaaaaaaaaalyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Andre: I did! All but Andre: WHAT? Andre: When I become Samantha, I talk like an idiot even if I talk normally! AJ: Hmmm.... I think that could be useful! Great job Andre! {Andre presses the button} Andre(as Samantha Clarfet): Doks! [Translation: Thanks!] AJ: Did you say "Thanks"??? {Andre moves his head to say "Yes"} Zac: I guess that now Andre have to introduce the talking colored gang of animals and then we get them! That's it AJ? AJ: You have understand Zac! You have understand! Hougan: Goooooooooooooood plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!! Zac: Shut up! Hougan: Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk! {Meanwhile, back to the forest where the meeting is gonna end} SonKnuck: Wow! What a meeting! In only 3 hours I got over 10 friends! More of course! Sailknux: That's great! Edge: Yeah! Riochet: I feel like a red hedgehog in danger! SonKnuck: That's weird, but me too! H. Mac: Forget your problems, and lets Party! Miles: I agree! All: Me too! TO BE CONTINUED...... Why Censor didn't came when there was swearing? What's gonna happen to the gang when Samantha will enter? Is AJ's plan going to work? All this and more in the next Chapter of "Samantha's birth!" SonKnuck Samantha's birth Chapter 3 {Fan-fic} Sun Jun 20 17:57:30 1999 Last time in Sam's birth: Riochet: I feel like a red hedgehog in danger! SonKnuck: That's weird, but me too! H. Mac: Forget your problems, and lets Party! Miles: I agree! All: Me too! And now.... Voice: Dao goyd! [Translation: Hello guys!] Shorty: What the...? Soneec: Dao??? SonKnuck: Who's that girl?? Riochet: I don't know! Miles: What's your name? Voice: Ma ame si Tabdo Darberf! [Translation: My name is Samantha Clarfet] H. Mac: WHAT? Potato Man(entering): She aid er nam is Samatha Clarfet and.... SecMan: Samantha Clarfet? What a bad name! Mechatails: Hey who the hell are you????? Potato Man: I'm in love!!!! SonKnuck: Your name is "In Love"????? Potato Man: huh? No! I mean that my name is Potato Man and I'm in love with that girl! Samantha: Dan E de i art fo yu rup? [Translation: Can I be a part of your group] Soneec: Learn to spell first! Potato Man: She said I want be a part of your group! Samantha: A... A... I... w.i.l.l t.r.y! SecMan: Good! Potato Man: Come with me Samantha. {Samantha comes with potato} Samantha: H.e.y! W.h.a.t a.r.e w.e d.o.i.n.g i.n y.o.u.r b.e.d.r.o.o.m? Potato man(getting nude): Guess Samantha(pressing a button): AAAAAH!!! {Suddenly, Andre comes back to normal but Samantha stay, we now have three people in that room! Samantha, Andre, and potato} Potato Man: WHAT THE...? Andre: I was Samantha, but she really exist! Samantha: Kewl! If aguve! [Translation: Cool! I'm alive] Potato Man: You mean, a bit more and I was having sex with a BOY? Andre: Yes, that's why I got Samantha to the reality! You can do it now! Potato: ok! Censor: CUT! SonKnuck: GET OUT! THIS IS MY FAN-FIC! Censor: I know it's your! But I can't allow sex here! SonKnuck: Go waaaaaaay back on the message board and look the one from Soneec after mine saying "Can't wait.." {Censor presses the "Next Page" button until he reaches the message and meanwhile, SonKnuck is calling the cops} Censor: ARGH! Well, it's Censor so.... Cops: So we have to arrest you until the next fan-fic! Censor: WHAT? JAIL? AGAIN? ARGH! SonKnuck: good bye Censor! Andre: What was I going to say?? Oh yeah! Have fun with Samantha potato! Potato Man: no problem! {Andre goes back to the base} Andre: hey guys! All but Andre: ANDRE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! Zac: You should be trying to introduce the gang there in the forest!!!!! AJ: Yeah! GO BACK THERE AS SAMANTHA RIGHT NOW! Andre: No need! Zac: huh? Andre: Open the spy camera and you'll understand! {AJ opens the camera and see Hougan on the toilet} ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Hougan: Huh? AAAAAAH! CLOOOOOOSE THAAAAAAAAT CAMEEEEERAAAAA!!!!!! Zac: Er... Hum.... Sorry.(Switching camera) {They are now seeing Samantha and Potato Man having sex} AJ: OH MY GOD! Zac: Wow! {Meanwhile, somewhere else in the forest} SonKnuck: What are we waiting??? Mechatails: I really don't know! TO BE CONTINUED.... What are our heroes waiting? Is potato man really having sex with Samantha? WHat will happen when the real samantha will meet the gang? All this and more in the next part of "SAmantha's birth"! SonKnuck Samantha's birth Final Chapter {Fan-fic} Thu Jul 1 23:47:55 1999 Last time on Samantha's birth: >Zac: Er... Hum.... Sorry.(Switching camera) >{They are now seeing Samantha and Potato Man having sex} >AJ: OH MY GOD! >Zac: Wow! >{Meanwhile, somewhere else in the forest} >SonKnuck: What are we waiting??? >Mechatails: I really don't know! -------------------------------------------------------- Soneec: I think we are waiting a bitch! the real Samantha can spell but not her! H. Mac: Really? Soneec: I think it's another plan from Andre to get us! {Samantha comes out from the forest with Potato man} Samantha: Phew! Wyad f asy....!!!!! [Translation: Phew! What a gre....!!!!!] Dezmond: GET THEM!!! Samantha: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! {Meanwhile, at the Evilopolis base} AJ: ANDRE! YOU GOTTA EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS! Andre: Er... hum... Well... It look like they got rid of Samantha... hehe Zac: Don't worry AJ! I was sure this was going to happen! Hougan: Whaaaaaaaaaat? Zac: Look over there! I did a clone of her! Clone: Ali Tihs! [Translation: Hello Guys!] AJ: Great Job Zac! {Back to TSPG} Riochet: Lets party for our victory! H. Mac: We should go somewhere to Party Land! Soneec: Ok! lets go! Mechatails: Wait! SonKnuck is gone to... Ultra SailKnux: to what?? Mechatails: ...to pee! {SonKnuck appears} SonKnuck: Hi guys! Did I miss something? Krist: Yes, a surprise! SonKnuck: Cool! What is it? Cynthia: We are going to..... {Sz punches her and she faints} Sz: She meant that we are going to build our own city! SonKnuck: Cool! What will be the name? All but SK: Sonic Pandemonium City! {However, at AJ's spy lab} Hougan: WIIILLL YOOOU STOOOP WAAAATCHIIING MEEEE PEEEEEIIIIING??!!???? TUUUURN OOOFFFF THIIIIS CAAAAAMEEEEERAAAAAAA! AJ(Switching camera): Woops! Sorry! Zac: What do you see? What do you see? Andre: DAMN IT! Zac: What again? Andre: Andy took down my site! Bah... I can get it back somewhere else and have my own domain for free! AJ: Cool! Zac: So? What are they doing? AJ: Well... They killed Samantha and they are going to build a city!! Voice: THAT'S FALSE! I'M NOT DEAD! Andre: WHAT? Zac: What the...?? Voice: Why the hell do you say I'm dead?! Andre: SAMANTHA! YOU REALLY EXIST AND YOU CAN SPELL??? BUT I THOUGHT I CREATED YOU! Hougan(Out of the washroom, finally): Want a pie Samantha? Samantha: Sure! Andre: You are really Samantha! Wow! Zac: Welcome with us! Samantha: There's one problem.. AJ: What? Samantha: I'M AGAINST YOU! {We now go back to TSPG} Shorty: Soneec! Soneec! Soneec: What? Shorty: I was gone spying the bad guys at their base and I learned something! Riochet: What? Tell us! Shorty: Samantha really exist and that one can spell and is against the bad guys! Soneec: WHAT? She's back to the life?? Shorty: No, It was only a girl created by Andre and Zac made a clone of her! But now, there are two Samantha! A good one and a bad one! H. Mac: What do we do? Build the city or go beat the BAD Samantha? SonKnuck: BOTH! All but SK: HOW? TO BE CONTINUED.... In my next fan-fic called "TSPC + TUF" (The Sonic Pandemonium City + The Ultimate Fight)