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SonKnuck
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(9/12/00 6:02:26 pm)

 SonKnuck's REAL identity!
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SonKnuck's REAL Identity!
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TL: Give me the blue paint please.
Sonique: I don't have it.
TL: SonKnuck! Go get the blue paint!
SonKnuck: Right on Sir!
TL: Uh?

{SonKnuck runs to get the blue paint but goes too fast and bangs in a wall, the blue paint falls on him}
SonKnuck: Ow... That hurt! *sees self in a mirror* ..waitaminute, I'm blue! Cool! I look like Sonic! I wonder if... All I need are shoes that look like Sonic's.. I take Shorty got some! *walks to Shorty's room silently* Yes! There they are! And now for the joke!

{SonKnuck runs back to TL and Sonique}
SonKnuck: I'm back again!
TL: nice to know SonKnuck but where's the blue *sees SonKnuck and thinks he's sonic* PAINT!!!!??? *falls from ladder*
Sonique: Hey watch out! Dude you gotta stop taking these pills! They make you hallucinate!
TL: You call THIS an hallucination?
Sonique: Uh? WHAT THE HELL!? I thought SonKnuck broke the sucker!
SonKnuck(In mind): Shit! I forgot about it! (Out mind) I gotta go! *runs away*
TL: Isn't Sonic running faster than that?

{Inside TPCG HQ}
SonKnuck: Who could I fool now? I know! I will try Riochet! Hello Young Hog!
Riochet: Hello SonKnuck!
SonKnuck: I don't know who that guy is.
Riochet: Stop it. You can't fool me!
SonKnuck: Dam. Just don't tell others ok?
Riochet: Ok. Now go away. I'm hidding.
SonKnuck: From what?
Riochet: No. From who? From Shorty. He's Riochet hunting.
SonKnuck: Oh, ok. See ya...
Riochet: Away!

{SonKnuck looks around and sees Lil Hedgie}
SonKnuck: Hey there cool girl!
Lil Hedgie: Who's that? Could that be!? SONIC!? C'mere you! I love you!
SonKnuck: YIKES!
Lil Hedgie: That wasn't Sonic! He doesn't run fast enough! I HATE YOU! WHOEVER YOU ARE!

{SonKnuck bangs in Ami as he run away from Lil}
SonKnuck: ow! AAAAH! IT'S AMY!
Ami: uh?! My name is Ami! Not Amy!
Shorty: I think he is having fun!
Ami: Who? Sonic?
Shorty: That was SonKnuck.
Ami: Oh.

{Edge walks across SonKnuck}
Edge: What the... this can't be!?
SonKnuck: Hey Tails! Where'd you got these clothes?
Edge: You are mistaking me Son-- I'm Edge. Not your buddy Tails!
SonKnuck: Oh! You look a lot like him!

{Meanwhile, TL and Sonique went to get the blue paint since SonKnuck was not coming back}
Sonique: What happened here!?
TL: I think I know... remember the blue hedgehog we saw earlier?
Sonique: Yes.
TL: Who do you think that was?
Sonique: ... SONKNUCK!
TL: Exactly!

{Back to SonKnuck and Edge}
SonKnuck: Well, see ya Edge the Dude. I gotta run now. *bangs in Sonique and TL}
Edge: Haha! Watch where your going Sonic!
TL: Got him!
Sonique: That's not Sonic Edge. That's SonKnuck!
Edge: What!? SonKnuck fooled me!?
TL: Right-o!
SonKnuck: Oh well... that was fun until you guys get me!
Shorty: hey Sonic! Or should I say SonKnuck? I found your shoes in my room! Give me back my shoes!
SonKnuck: Ok. Ok. Calm down. Here.
Shorty: Thank you!
SonKnuck: Now I'm gonna take a bath to get that paint away from me.
Sonique: Wait up!
.... *a scream is heard*
?. ???: AAAAAAAH! WHERE'S MY BATH!?
SonKnuck: Sorry Mac!
H. Mac: Give me back the bath!
SonKnuck: Later!
TL: SonKnuck, a bath won't make the paint go away!
SonKnuck: Uh? Why not?
Sonique: Read what's written on the bucket!
SonKnuck(reading): This is permanent paint, be careful. (NOT reading): Oh, that's all. Ok, I know what I have to do now.
ALL but SonKnuck: YOU DO!?

{SonKnuck... REMOVES HIS HEDGEHOG COSTUME!!!???}
SonKnuck: What you guys looking at?
TL: You! You are.. A blue echidna!
SonKnuck: I know... that's my REAL identity.
Mike: Oh crap!
SonKnuck: What?
Mike: Nothing. Just didn't say it in a while. *shrugs*
Sonique: Why you wearing a RED HEDGEHOG costume then!?
SonKnuck: One, red is my favorite color. Two, I prefer hedgehogs.
Shorty: Ya but now your costume is ruined!
SonKnuck: I wouldn't bet on it! Look at my ward-robe! *tons of red hedgehog costumes are visibles*
ALL: WHOA!
SonKnuck: Bah! Now you know my secret! Story's over!

THE END!

TL: WAIT!
SonKnuck: What?
TL: I still need the blue paint!
SonKnuck: Go buy another bucket.
TL: Ok.