* SonKnuck? Where is he?: Take 1 {The fic begins some days after SonKnuck disappeared} Riochet: hey! Anyone have seen SonKnuck? Sonique: SonKnuck? Oh ya, no, sorry. Mechatails: Last time we saw him it was in the old TSPG HQ, he was involuntary with the bad guys. Shorty: Oh yes! I remember. That stupid bomb destroyed the whole base! E.T.G.: Shouldn't we try to find him for xmas? Mike: You right edge! Lets go! * Exiled himself: Take 1 {Meanwhile, very, but VERY far from there} SonKnuck: *sigh*, I can't beleive that because of me TSPG HQ is dead. There's no need for me to go see them again because I'm pretty sure they will kick me out of the place! And anyway, I don't even know where they are! I guess that exiling myself on Party land was a good idea... But what if they decide to come here? bah, I will just have to go hide on the dark side of the land that we call "The Haunted Forest" even though I know that it isn't really haunted since the real haunted forest is on "Haunt Island". {There was someone of the bad guys that followed him, a SPY! But who is that spy?} * Contact of spy: take 1 Zac: Andre, what are the news from the spy? Andre: None yet. Hougan: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....... CENSOR: SHUT UP! NO CENSOR! SonKnuck: WHAT? You back!? Censor: ya, You was gone so long that I got time to get out of jail! SonKnuck: Then go back there! You suppose to be in it for the life! *kicks censor in jail* Censor: noooooo!! * Contact of spy: take 2 Zac: Andre, what are the news from the spy? Andre: None yet. Hougan: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu** Walkie-Talkie: Spy to the base! Spy to the base! Zac: So! What's the news? Walkie-Talkie: spy Samantha repoisurm that SonKnuck will nebvre come nbacl agaon! hge excield himself on Patye land. [Translation: Spy Samantha reporting that SonKnuck will never come back again! He exiled himself on Party land!] Andre: Woohoo! We won! Zac: Andre? We didn't defeat TSPG.. er.. I mean TPCG yet. Only SonKnuck. * Prepare to search: Take 1 Sonique: We near of xmas so we must find him ASAP! We will all go in different direction! Riochet, you are the only one after SonKnuck knowing how his plan work, so you will take it and go to Party land. Me I will go with him but he will deposit me on the Haunt Island. Shorty: Haunt Island? Sonique! YOU CRAZY! Sonique: It's just a name! The island is not really haunted! ... E.T.G: well, I guess you can't be scared by ghosts now that you know what it looks like. {Sonique sticks her tongue to Edge ( :-þ )} Sonique: Ya.. hum.. come with us edge. I know that SonKnuck's plane can only support 2 passengers but you can fly by yourself. Shorty: Where do I go? Ami: And me? TLoB: And me? Sev: And me? Mechatails: And me? Mike: And don't forget me! Rlan: Me neither! Sonique: Ami, go south of here. TLoB, North of here. Sev, East of here. Mecha, West of here. Mike, North-west. And Rlan, go North-East. Riochet: But who will go South-east and South-West? Sonique: Rlan and Mike will do it when they over at North-West and North-East. To be continued... Will they find SonKnuck before Xmas? What are the bad guys going to do? Will it be a fun xmas or a sad one? All this and more in the next part of "Where is SonKnuck?". Last time in "Where is SK?": Riochet: hey! Anyone have seen SonKnuck? Sonique: SonKnuck? Oh ya, no, sorry. {Meanwhile, very, but VERY far from there} SonKnuck: *sigh*, I can't beleive that because of me TSPG HQ is dead. There's no need for me to go see them again because I'm pretty sure they will kick me out of the place! And anyway, I don't even know where they are! I guess that exiling myself on Party land was a good idea... But what if they decide to come here? bah, I will just have to go hide on the dark side of the land that we call "The Haunted Forest" even though I know that it isn't really haunted since the real haunted forest is on "Haunt Island". {There was someone of the bad guys that followed him, a SPY! But who is that spy?} Zac: Andre, what are the news from the spy? Andre: None yet. Sonique: We near of xmas so we must find him ASAP! We will all go in different direction! Riochet, you are the only one after SonKnuck knowing how his plan work, so you will take it and go to Party land. Me I will go with him but he will deposit me on the Haunt Island. Shorty: Haunt Island? Sonique! YOU CRAZY! ======================================================================= {Now, at the base of the bad guys} Zac: Samantha, stay on Party land and watch what he is doing. Warn us if anything new happen. Samantha: hyes sur. [Translation: Yes sir.] Andre: What do we do now? Zac: Now? We must stop TPCG before they try to research SonKnuck and find him. Hougan: Goooooooooood idea! {They all go to TPCG HQ} Zac: uh? How weird... nobody is here! Andre: Nobody? But then, we could destroy their base right now! Zac: NO! Not now, I have a better idea. Hougan: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat is your iiiiiiiiidea? Zac: It's xmas, so I have a little gift for them. Andre: A GIFT!? but Zac, we are evil! Zac: It's an EVIL gift! As soon as they open it, BOOM! Hougan: Great iiiiiiiiidea! {Meanwhile, somwehere in the sky} Sonique: Are we still far from "Haunt Island"? E.T.G.: Yea, even the ghosts get tired when they fly that high in the sky. Riochet: No, the island is right under us. There's no place to put the plane, you gotta jump. Sonique: WHAT!? But I have no parachute! E.T.G.: Don't worry. *takes Sonique in his hand and falls slowly to the ground* Sonique: Eeeeeeeek! Next time tell me when you are going to do this!!! Riochet(from the plane): Good luck! (to himself) now off to Party land. {An half hour later} Riochet: Uh-Oh! No more fuel! I'm gonna crash!!! {However, at the 8 corners of TPCG HQ} All: Dam it! SonKnuck is not here! I guess I go back at TPCG HQ and wait for others! Rlan: hey! What is this? *picks up something that was on the ground* A NOTE FROM SONKNUCK! I must go back to TPCG HQ and show it to the gang! {Meanwhile, on Party Land} SonKnuck: Being alone sucks and is boring! Anyway, I have no more friends since TSPG HQ have been destroyed because of me! They will never pardon me for that! Samantha: a... a... a... ATCHI! cspf! [Translation: a... a... a... ATCHI! crap!] SonKnuck: WHO IS THERE!? To be continued.... What is written on the note that Rlan found on the ground? Is something going to happen to Sonique on "Haunt Island"? Will Riochet crash? And where will he crash if he does? Is SonKnuck going to find out that Samantha is with him on Party Land? All this and more in the next part of... CUT! SonKnuck: Uh? What!? It was almost done! Ami: I didn't say anything in that part! Mike: Ya! Me neither! TLoB: Only Rlan got something to say! Sev: Yea! That's unfair! Shorty: I wanna talk! Rlan: Stop crying babies! You are just jealous. SonKnuck: Whatever, you all will get more lines in the next chapter. Ami: you better be saying the true! ok, now, like I said before: What is written on the note that Rlan found on the ground? Is something going to happen to Sonique on "Haunt Island"? Will Riochet crash? And where will he crash if he does? Is SonKnuck going to find out that Samantha is with him on Party Land? All this and more in the next part of "Where is SonKnuck?"! Last time in "Where is SonKnuck?": All: Dam it! SonKnuck is not here! I guess I go back at TPCG HQ and wait for others! Rlan: hey! What is this? *picks up something that was on the ground* A NOTE FROM SONKNUCK! I must go back to TPCG HQ and show it to the gang! {Meanwhile, on Party Land} SonKnuck: Being alone sucks and is boring! Anyway, I have no more friends since TSPG HQ have been destroyed because of me! They will never pardon me for that! Samantha: a... a... a... ATCHI! cspf! [Translation: a... a... a... ATCHI! crap!] SonKnuck: WHO IS THERE!? ======================================================================= Riochet: Oh shoot! It's not gonna be like the first time when we fell on the giant couch! The only thing around is water! * * See "A long travel" (My first fan-fic) Riochet: What?... I'm not dead? And the plane is still working?? How come? At the speed I was crashing it was impossible to survive AND keep the plane working! Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Riochet: SANTA CLAUS!? Santa: Welcome aboard Riochet! Riochet: eh... how do you know my name? Santa: I know the name of everyone in the world, don't forget. Ho Ho Ho Riochet: Would you mind to do me a favor santa claus? Santa: Why? We are already where you were going! {Riochet looks the bottom and sees Party Land.} Riochet: Oh my...! Santa: I'm going to drop you, be ready. *drops Riochet and the plane* Riochet: AAAA.... wait... I'm already on the ground? WOW! This must be the magic of xmas! Santa: Good luck Riochet! Ho Ho Ho! Riochet: Thanks Santa! Now off to find SonKnuck. {Meanwhile, at TPCG HQ} Mike: Anyone have see Rlan? Sev: No. Ami: Oh please! Tell me we don't have to go search him too now! Rlan: Don't worry. I'm here. Shorty: Why have you been so long? Rlan: I found that note from SonKnuck, it says WHY he is really gone! TLoB: Give me that! *starts reading note* Note: If you found this note, you are very lucky because I don't wanted you to find it. Why? Because the following explains my disappearance: When I went to the bad guys underground base to get that little surprise gift, I never though they would follow me. All I wanted was to take a little revenge and then come back. But now... because of me TSPG HQ have been destroyed. So, I decided to exile myself on Party land FOREVER. I know that you would never take me back in the gang because of what happened, that's why I'm now gone. Shorty: Good! That's where Riochet is so SonKnuck should come back soon! Ami: woohoo! {However, on "Haunt island"} Sonique: EDGE! Where the heck are you!? E.T.H.: I'm here. Sonique: Oh my! You turned into a Hare! E.T.H.: I know, I found my new body into a golden egg. * * See "Shorty's Adventure foor the Golden egg" Sonique: Now we cannot go back in the plane when Riochet comes back! You can't fly anymore! E.T.H.: Why? Sonique: BECAUSE HE CANNOT DEPOSIT THE PLANE ANYWHERE ON THE ISLAND! E.T.H.: ... D'oh! Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Do you have a problem here? Sonique & E.T.H.: I think I heard.. SANTA CLAUS!? Santa: Ho Ho Ho! That's me! E.T.H.: Two problems. Sonique: We lost our friend SonKnuck and this guy *Shows edge* decided to become a hare! Santa: Well, if you want I can lend you one of my flying deers. ii will take it back when you are over with it. E.t.h.: But.. er.. no nevermind. Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas! {During this time, at Party Land} SonKnuck: Better go to that so called "Haunted Forest", I don't want this person to find me! Samantha: phwe that was ckksr! [Translation: Phew! That was close!] Riochet: ok... I'm pretty sure that if SonKnuck is here. He is hidding. The only hidding spot here is in the "Haunted Forest" but everyone know that it isn't really haunted. *walks off to the Haunted Forest* SonKnuck: I hate it, I must go on the beach to reach the Haunted Forest! Gotta run faster. *turns into Hyper SonKnuck* *weird sound start playing(tadadadadadadadadadadaaaaaaadadadaaaaaaa tadadadaaaa tadadadaaa)* Riochet: Uh!? The Hyper SonKnuck sound! He's here! If he see me now, I'm sure he will never come back. *runs back in the plane and hide* SonKnuck: What the...? Why is my plane here? I used a boat to come here! Not my plane! But then.. oh shoot! Riochet must be here! I take the plane and I go away on the "Haunt Island". Riochet(whispering to himself): phew, good thing back in the plane! I would be stuck on Party Land if I didn't! SonKnuck: No fuel? crap! *takes out a bunch of fuel from his giant pocket* There we go! Riochet(still whispering): Haunt Island? good! That's where Sonique and Edge are! To be continued... About the gift? Will they open it and boom? Is SonKnuck really going to Haunt Island? What will he do if he find out that Riochet is in the plane or that his friends are on "Haunt Island"? and.. haha to samantha! She is stuck on Party land! What's she gonna do now? All this and more in the next part of "Where is SonKnuck?" Last time in "Where is SonKnuck?: Riochet: Uh!? The Hyper SonKnuck sound! He's here! If he see me now, I'm sure he will never come back. *runs back in the plane and hide* SonKnuck: What the...? Why is my plane here? I used a boat to come here! Not my plane! But then.. oh shoot! Riochet must be here! I take the plane and I go away on the "Haunt Island". Riochet(whispering to himself): phew, good thing back in the plane! I would be stuck on Party Land if I didn't! SonKnuck: No fuel? crap! *takes out a bunch of fuel from his giant pocket* There we go! Riochet(still whispering): Haunt Island? good! That's where Sonique and Edge are! ======================================================================= Samantha: hey! I;m here tyoo don;tr lkeabe me alone! O wpmnèr sirbeo woyjpir fopf ot weate to drinmk! [Translation: HEY! I'm here too don't leave me alone! I can't survive without food or water!] SonKnuck: That's weird, I'm hear the voice of Samantha. {SonKnuck turns back to the land to see if he is not dreaming but before his eyes reach the land he sees Riochet} SonKnuck: RIOCHET! Riochet: uhm... hello SonKnuck.. hehe. SonKnuck: I'm gonna drop you in your new base if you tell me where it is but after leave me alone. Riochet: I will tell you where it is only, and ONLY if you tell me WHY you left us. SonKnuck: Well, if I have no choice... *starts to say what was written on the note that Rlan found on the ground to Riochet* Riochet: What!? It's just that!? It was not your fault! SonKnuck: It wasn't?? Riochet: No, it was a trapped gift that exploded! The bomb have been throw away 2 seconds before it explodes! SonKnuck: Yes but... it was my fault if the bad guys found us. Riochet: No it wasn't, you couldn't guess! SonKnuck: No... I can't. Riochet: Yes you can! Everyone is looking for you! Even Sonique is gone on "Haunt Island" to find you! ... OMG! SONIQUE! I forgot to tell her that the island is REALLY haunted! There is a witch that can poison her at anytime! SonKnuck: OH MY! We must save her! *makes the plan flys faster* {Meanwhile, at TPCG HQ} Shorty: Jingle bells! Eggman smells! Mechatails: Good one, but I don't feel to laugh today Ami: me neither. But it's a good joke Rlan: This christmas gonna be sad if Sonique, edge, Riochet do not find SonKnuck or don't come back at the good time! Sev: Yep. TLoB: *burps* Pardon me. Mike: A sad xmas is not a reason to burp to TLoB. Rlan: Sorry. That one is not funny. {However, on Haunt Island} Sonique: EDGE! Where are you? AH! A witch! Witch: DIE! Sonique: aaah! {Edge comes out from no where and makes the witch fall in water. The witch die.} Sonique: Phew! Thanks little bunny. Edge: I'M A HARE! Sonique: er.. I mean little Hare, sorry. E.T.H.: SonKnuck is not here, lets go back home. Sonique: *sigh* ok. {They go back to the beach and jump on Santa's deer to leave.} E.T.H.: Hey! Look up! Isn't it Riochet in SonKnuck's plane? Sonique: Yes... but the plane is a weird color. Like if SonKnuck was in it and into Hyper SonKnuck... {Edge and Sonique looks each other} Both: SONKNUCK! Riochet(From the plane): Hi there! Sonique: SonKnuck! You coming back with us? SonKnuck(From the plane): Yes Sonique! Riochet(From the plane): Hey! What are you doing with a bunny on a deer? Deer: I'm comet! One of Santa's deer! E.T.H.: I'M A HARE! NOT A BUNNY! SonKnuck(From the plane): OH MY GOD! This deer and this hare can talk! Sonique: Ya, and the hare is edge. he found a new body! Riochet(From the plane): Cool! But now that edge is alive how will you come back? E.T.H.: Like that! Show them Comet! Comet: Yes sir. {Santa's deer jumps in the air and start flying.} SonKnuck: Cool. Now, lets go home! {During this time, at TBGUB} Zac: Ah! The good! If only I could be good! Andre: Zac? You okay? Hougan: Gooooood? yoooooou craaaaaaaaaazy maaaaaaaan! Weeeeeeee areeeee eviiiiiil! Walkie-Talkie: Spy to the base. Answer me the base. Zac: hmm.. what is it? Walkie-Talkie: HELKP ME! I:M STYUCK OBN PAYU LAND! SONKNUCK IS FIONH BAXK WITH HIS FIRD AND I'M AKIBE HERE NOW! [Translation: HELP ME! I'M STUCK ON PARTY LAND! SONKNUCK IS GOING BACK WITH HIS FRIENDS AND I'M ALONE HERE NOW!] Zac: awww... just stay there. You are a clone for one and for two you are evil. ALL but Zac: WHAT!? Walkie-Talkie: oiuwgf oiuagsdfuyg oygsdfb uoigsfuoygoy fsaduygf ysdfu sdfuyg asudyf saiudfhoauysgdf aiuoshdf!!! andffguyerfg asufb!!! [Translation: *censored*] Hougan: Psssssssssssssst. AAAAAAAAAAAAAndre, taaaaaaaake that X-raaaaay and looooooooook Zac wiiiiiith it. Andre: ok. *opens x-ray and points to Zac* Hougan: OOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOD! Theeeeeeeere is aaaaaaan angeeeeeel insiiiiiiide Zac! Santa: Ho Ho Ho! And it's because of me! Ho Ho Ho! Now, his gift he made to TPCG is a good one and not that evil one that was a bunch of acid. Ho Ho Ho! Andre: I can't beleive it! One of our plan is gonna fail because of... SANTA CLAUS!! Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas bad guys! {A few hours later} Mike: It's xmas in a few minutes and Sonique, Edge, Riochet, and SonKnuck are still not back! Shorty: Wait!... I see them! well, I see Riochet! Ami: Riochet! Is SonKnuck with you? Riochet: I'm... Sonique: sorry... E.T.H.: but... SonKnuck: Here I come guys! TPCG but SonKnuck: SONKNUCK! YOU'RE BACK! SonKnuck: Yes! And this time I promise to stay whatever happens! Sev': hmm... I heard edge but I don't see him. TLoB: Kinda normal, he's a ghost. E.T.H.: No! I'm here! *jumps* Ami: Edge is a bunbun! And alive! E.T.H.: I'M A HARE! NOT A BUNNY! Rlan: Whatever. [Midnight rings] Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas! TPCG: Merry christmas Santa claus! Merry Christmas! (THE END!) But wait... is Samantha stuck on Party land forever? Is Zac REALLY good because of that angel? And what was in the evil gift that turned into a good gift? Well, I will tell you in my next fan-fic titled: "Good Zac"