Sonic the Hedgehog--Suni and da Fox By David Gonterman This story is rated [GA] for all ages. STH charas (c) Sega of America Davey Crockett (c) 1995 dgonterman Sonia Hedgehog (c) 1995 Sonia da H ___________ Sonia: Catch ya later, Sasha, bye. :::She enters her hut and flops onto her bed. Grabs her laptop::: Sonia: Diane, open new log file. Filename: Crockett Diane: File Open: crockett.log; Date: 07-25-3237 /*Mobian Calender*/; Entry: #1. . . I can only suppose this will be about Davey, will it? Sonia: Who else would it be, Diane. You ready to record? Diane: Yes. . . . /* Transcript Mode is ON */ I first saw Davey Crockett when he arrived into Knothole carrying Princess Sally on his hovercycle. He was human back then; tall, almost as tall as me, and by my guess, ten years older. He had on clothes similar to what David Mitchell had. He's the human who visited us a while back, but as I learned later on that night, Davey will be hare to stay. Oh, he also had a shotgun by his side, a jet pack folded behind him, and--this is the cutest part--a baseball cap with a raccoon tail dangling from the back! Bunnie found him first. She got up close to him, but only stood up to his waist. "Oh mah stars, isn't he th' biggest hunk yawl ever seen?" She then extended her robotic legs and, just like a rabbit, got under his shirt! "Wow-whee! This guy's even got fur! C'mon girls, graba limb while you can! There's enough man here fo' all of Knothole!!!" Other's were rather hesitant toward him, for you see, Davey's left arm was roboticized and his eyes were colored red, which made him look a little like Robotnik, who, according to rumor, was either dead or fled. Someone saw Flubbo take off in an escape pod headed to who-knows-where, but I can't confirm it. Sonic came to Davey's defense at this point, describing in gory detail how Davey single-handedly took out not only over 25 Swat-bots, but a robot version of sonic himself as well. And I do mean gory! This is stuff that even Packbell would see in his sleep!--rolling heads, twitching arms, robot parts flying all over creation, oil spurting from every place imaginable. Sonic thought that this guy's some kinda psycho or something. "He must've been in the Roboticizer, and you saved him just after the nick of time. Huh, Sonic?" "I didn't save him, Suni; he just showed up out of nowhere that way. But man, is he out for blood or what?" Sally butted in at that time, telling him that he's been spreading it a bit too thick. I turned back to Davey. He didn't look that much like the psycho Sonic want us to believe. He seems kinda nice, even attractive for someone almost twice my age. Besides, after my break-up with Knuckles, I needed a friend. Oh, its so hard to break the ice with someone you don't know! And then I caught his eyes. I was a bit taken back by the red color in his pupils but his smile was friendly enough, although he was nervous. He must not go to places where animals talk very often. "Hi there. I'm Suni." His voice was deep, and with a southern accent like Bunnie's. "Hi, call me Davey." Sally showed him around Knothole, introducing him to all the other Freedom Fighters. I followed him with several other kids. Every now and then he'd crack to us. "I suppose that you've never seen a human before." "No, never one this skinny." "Or this tall." "He's probably the tallest one here." "Uh, should we tell him about Dulcy?" "Naaaaaaaah." "Dulcy? Who's Dulcy?" That's when he turned around . . . and looked straight up her nostrils! The look on his face was priceless! "I take it you've never seen a dragon before, haven't you?" Davey's voice was as small as he must've felt. "Never one this close." _________ Later, at Sonic's chili dog dinner, I tried to get to know him better. I asked him where he's from: "I'm from this big city you've probably never heard off. It's called Saint Louis. Don't bother looking it up on your atlas, though. It's not on Mobius." "YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET?!?!?!" "Funky, huh? This is what you get when this Void spits up someone you don't know." He proceeded to tell us about his home town. It's most visual feature is this giant arch over 60 stories tall! This city sat on the bed of a mile-wide river, and stretches back over three times the size of Robotropolis! he talked at length about this football team called "The Rams," (I thought that the team consisted of all rams, until I realized that I'm talking to a human here) who just arrived from this far-off city named Loss Angelis--I think that's the spelling--and just kicked butt on all the other teams. By the time Davey left his home planet, they were on their way to this Super Bowl championship! Wow, this Planet Earth must be exciting! He had to stop at this point because Sonic was serving him a small pile of his trademark chili dogs. "Hey, Sonic, what's with this two liter glass of water for?" he asked as he bit into his first dog. Almost immediately his eyes popped wide open and smoke came out of his ears! He quickly took a sip from the cold water . . . then he took another bite. "I am going to love this planet, folks!" _________ I had to keep up with my spells, so I couldn't see him deliver King Acorn's message to Sally, but I saw him again over at the ring lake, trying to make a rock skip across the water. He looked kinda lonely. I concentrated hard to find out what's he thinking about: " One of these specks in the sky could be hy home planet. I wonder if anybody noticed that I'm gone? Does anybody care? And what of that squirrel that scraped me up and sent me here? I pray for his safe return to his home. I pray for his safety, period! Planet Earth isn't the paridice God created. I'd no sooner call it a hellhole. Well, King Acorn of Planet Mobius. I've sent your love letter to your sweet daughter of yours. What the hell do I do with myself now?" Oh, that was so touching. I just wanted to hug him. Yet, sigh, Tails beat he to him. He was a bit hesitant at first--he didn't know Davey--but the two-tailed fox sniffed him out, especially the right paw Davey offered him. Eventually Tails was right up next to the human, having his beck stroked by that human hand. When she finally decided that Davey was 'cool,' Amy Rose, that tiny chatterbox hedgehog groupie of Sonic's, joined in. I was going to join in myself. I thought that he'd like to talk to someone with an age somewhat closer to his own. Oh, if only I was ten years older. . . "Waita minute, what's that?" The lake began to glow! Oh boy, I love this part. This is where a new Power Ring floats up out of the water. It reminds me of a magic sword in ancient days, where my powers would be at their peak. It hovered up to Davey for him to touch it. When he did, he began to glow like the ring itself, and he was lifted off the ground. Tails and Amy had to hide their eyes, but I got to see orange flames envelop Davey, solidifying into soft fur. The hem on the back of his pants burst open to allow a large brushy tail to go through. The ears reshaped into triangles. His incisors grew into fangs, white face fuzz filled his cheeks. . . the Power Ring was changing him into a fox right before my very eyes. This is something I don't think I'll ever forget! The glow receded when the Power Ring was through with him, and Davey was settled back to the ground. Everybody from Knothole came around to find out what happened. Sonic tried to shake him back to consciousness. "Hey, Dave, you all right? Say something, Big Daddy?" Davey's eyes, which were still red in color, were glossy. "Whoa, Sonic, what a buzz! These Power Rings rule." "Yeah, yeah, I know. Look, I-I think you've had enough for one day, my man." "You want some, Hedgehog? Sure thing." Davey hung the ring of Sonic's nose! It was so funny!! _________ We all officially welcomed him in as a official Freedom Fighter with a big bonfire. He accepted us kinda bashfully at first, but I saw the look in his eyes that he wanted to welcome us like we welcomed him. I whispered to him, 'Go ahead, Dave, cut loose." He turned to his new-found friends and shouted, "What are you people? The Freedom Fighters or a picture I drew? Let's hear a 'For a Free Mobius' our there!!!" Everybody joined in for a high five. Music and laughter began at that point. And I said to myself, "He's really going to like it here." /* Transcript Mode if OFF */ ::: Davey's hovercycle can be heard as he arrives into Knothole ::: Sonia: Ulp! Davey's here!! Save the file and mark it at the end, Diane. I've gotta meet him. Diane: Very well, Suni. Be sure to finish up later. Sonia: Oh, I will!!!! /// End of Chapter One /// _______________ Me and Sonia became good friends almost immediately after I uploaded 'Blood and Metal I' into the AOL Toon Talk archives. A little romance has flourished because of this. I will never call purple a sucky color again (Read: Barney the Dino, A.K.A. 'Please, Dear God, not this torture, I have fillings!') Sonia E-Mailed me about doing a story together with just the two of us. Being inspired by 'Mission and Romance' (That Remy Brooks must want to commit suicide very bad, if he thinks he can snatch Princess Sally from Sonic, but I would just love to see the fight. I'll go build an octagon for the event after finishing this up.) and already having several pages done on paper already, I decided to start this story, inviting her to pick it up from there. Yet, I didn't count on her making one of her own..... FoxFire Studios ______________________ Also Available from FoxFire Studios..... * . . . Are you so pissed off over ABC canceling the Sonic the Hedgehog Saturday morning cartoon series that you would just love to find the dork responsible and roboticize him yourself? Go ahead. Do so. No one at Knothole will mind. I'll take it up from here. . . Sonic the Hedgehog--Blood and Metal The continuation of the above mentioned series, starring a lot of new Freedom Fighters picking up where ABC and Ro-Butt-Nik left off, including Davey Crockett, a human-turned-fox sent from Earth to deliver a message in his robot left arm to Princess Sally. He later becomes instrumental in the liberation of Mobius. Rated [MA-17] for Graphic Content in how Robots die. Can we scream out 'Mortal Kombat?' * Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Piasa Jason, Trini, Zack, and Davey Crockett in his origin role take out a St. Louis legendary monster in a middle of race-related political upheaval. No Spandex, No Zords, No Karate, No Problem. Yeah, you wish. And what is Zordon's interest in Crockett anyway. 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