The Speech of Andrew Steinman

	Many people believe that high school student government campaigns are just fun and games, but think again.  This is not a game.  This is war.  And it looks like I’m the one taking this seriously.  (I have my rifle loaded with genuine campaign promises and my tank is ready to wipe out anything that stands in the way of Kimball High School.)
	Hello, my name is Andrew Steinman, and I am fighting to become your next vice president.  The president is the heart of the school, but the vice president is the liver cleansing the school of impurities.  I am the Crazy Horse of school politics.  And like the pied piper, I will lead all my little rats to freedom.
	I will fight hard to do everything I can to lead this school to victory.  If the president is ever in trouble, I will be there to back them up.  I will even take a bullet for the man…or wo-man.  If by chance our president never returns from a mission, I will be there to step into his shoes and take credit for everything he has worked so hard for.  With me as your vice president, we will overcome all obstacles that stand in the way of what we rightfully deserve.  We will give back to the proletariat, everything I do will be for the common good.
	I, Andrew Steinman, am by far the best vice-presidential candidate.  All I ask from you is your soul…I mean your VOTE.  If I do not win this election, then I will be forced to start a revolution against the school government.  All who did not vote for me will be thrown in the gulag…

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