MiSTed: From Amy Rose, with Love By Cedric Henry The story you are about to see is real. The names have not been changed to protect the guilty. (Written on a piece of cardboard paper with a black marker: Sattelite Of Love) (Close-up of Lucca, played by Bridget Jones. Popular music plays softly in the background.) Lucca: (Valley Girl) It's like, I know him, but I can't say that I love him. Like, you know? I feel like that Rose girl from that one movie about the ship. You know? (Shot of Joel pacing around the set.) I mean, he's nice and all, and.... I can't read that word. Hold the cards closer. Oh! I can't believe that he doesn't know me, and stuff. (Close-up of Joel, looking distraught, yet cool.) Joel: I fixed her robot and gave her a DVD with Space Ghost's THE MASK trailer. But does she even care? No! She just likes science and stuff. I feel like that wedding singer on that Adam Sandler movie whose name I can't remember. What was that again? (Close-up of Robo.) Robo: Don't ask me. I just work here. (Close-up of Joel) Joel: Does anyone know where I can get some Hamdingers around here? (Written on cardboard: Created by Mary-Ellis Burnem and Joe Bengan) (Commercials: Disney's no longer making cartoons! Now they're making Mulan, a G-rated Japanese 14th century G.I. Jane! Godzilla: The size of the ratings at the box-offices apparently DOES matter. Dirty Work: A Chevy Chase movie written and directed by Bob Saget of Full House Fame.) (Regular set. Mike walks by and notices that the mads light is flashing. He taps it.) (WMOD) Pearl: Mike, your fanfic today is "From Amy Rose, with Love." (SoL) All: MOVIE SIGN! (6.....5.....4.....) Mike: WAIT! (456Click-chunk) (SoL) Mike: Pearl, why so concise? No wacky situations or odd pratfalls or whatever? (WMOD) Pearl: Nope. Nothing's happening. Just cruising along, doing nothing. (SoL) Mike: What about Bobo and Observer? (WMOD) Pearl: Not here. They had to stop by a gas station and they just had to pick up some magazines. (Bobo runs in) Bobo: Lawgiver, I have some great magazines here! A through Z, all of them with Leonardo DeCaprio on the cover somewhere! Pearl: See? (SoL) Mike: Why don't you get Observer to create a situation? (WMOD, Pearl starts driving) Pearl: Great idea! Brain Guy, get over here! (Observer pops in) Observer: Yes? Pearl: Create a wacky, off-the-wall situation. Observer: Um...... Okay! (Observer does that thing) Behold! You will now run out of gas! (The WMOD stops.) Pearl: HEY! I just filled that thing up! Put it back in! Observer: I refuse. Fossil fuels are too overrated. Pearl: Are you still collaborating with Mike? Observer: Maybe. Pearl: Don't "Maybe" me! (SoL) Mike: AAAAAHHHHHH! MOVIE SIGN! (6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....@) Based on characters created by Sevice and Games {SEGA} Inc., and on characters created by Archie Comic Publications Inc. All of the pictures in this story were drawn by LINDSAY CIBOS, except for Antoine, Snively and Princess Sally, which was done by CHANDRA FREE. Mike: Free Chandra! For this story to take up less than a Meg, the Amy Rose head you see before the first chapter, has been deleted from being atop other chapters. Joel: *Ahem?* UnMiSTed, this file was 1,232 K! Yeah, that's under a Meg! Sonic the Hedgehog: From Amy Rose, with Love Chapter [INLINE] One Robo: BUAGH! Mike: Well, that drawing COULD have been worse, like...... um.... well.... Lucca: Hey! It could have actually been a picture of Sonic..... Joel: Or..... um.... this file could have had an error! Mike: Yeah! BY LINDSAY CIBOS Sonic leaned back in his chair and stared at all of the letters for him. Outside, a cool breeze blew Lucca: Oh, PUGH! Gross! as Tails, Bunnie, and Sally played Volley-Ball .Antoine was practicing on his fencing, he was pretty good. Joel: (Gangster accent) Yeah, boss! We're gettin' pretty good at this! Rotor was working on some new gadget under the shade of an apple tree. Robo: Chip and Dale are going to be pretty mad...... Spring time was here Lucca: Well, YEAH, Sally, Tails, and Bunnie wouldn't be playing volleyball in the WINTER, right? and the Great Forest was as green as ever. Sonic wished he could join them, but he knew that he had to go through all the spring fan-mail letters. Mike: So this is.... what? Autumn? Geez..... "I wish I didn't have to read my fan mail, but if I don't do it, who will?" Robo: Get your editors to do it like Hanson does? Sonic asked himself. Sonic sighed deeply and sorted through the "fan mail". He put them into two colums, interesting and not interesting. "Ssssonicc...we neeeed your helppp here on the floating islanddd," Joel: Whoa! The acid kicked in! Knuckles gasped into his portable communications watch, given to him by Sonic, the last time he helped them. "Sssonic, do you read me?" Mike: (Knuckles) I wasssss turned into a ssssssssnake. " Loud and clear," Sonic said into his communications watch. Great!!! He thought, now I get some real action!! "Whats the problem, Knuckles?" Lucca: (Hot dog men) Our island is in danger. Do you have a Phillips Screeewwwdriver? Joel: (Zorak) No! Get lost! "Robotnik has destroyed half of the city up here! Meet me here in an hour and we can think of a plan to get rid of robotnik." Mike: Who is, obviously, no longer a proper noun. "O.K. I'll meet ya there in an hour! Sonic out" Sonic smiled as he clicked off his watch. Now I have a reason to get away from all this fan-mail!!! Sonic frowned. It will be here when I get back, he thought unhappliy....Unless I get someone to do it for me. Robo: (Wacky sarcasm) Uh-oh! I smell wacky "Full House"-ish situation..... "Hi Sonic." Sally said as she walked into the room. She was sweating, and went to the fridge to get something to drink. She then noticed something odd about Sonic, he was smiling. Hmmm Sonic hates to sort through his fan mail. I wonder why he's so happy. Lucca: Narrator, stop daydreaming and do your job! "Hi Sal. Did you have a good time?" "Yep. My side won!!!" Sally immediately regretted saying that. She knew that Sonic was upset that he couldn't go outside, and play Volley-Ball. "Uh, why are YOU so happy Sonic? I thought you Robo: (Sally) took some Pro-zac earlier! hated reading fan-mail." Sally said, trying to change the subject. " I get to save Knuckles, go to the floating island and I'm going to get someone to sort through all of this fan-mail while I'm gone!" Joel: (Too enthusiastic) In that order? Wow! He must really be the fastest thing alive! "Can I sort it Sonic? You know how much I love to sort through fan-mail...even if it isn't mine!" Sally said. She was reluctant to help out Sonic because she wanted to teach him how to do this stuff on his own, but she just couldn't resist this offer. "Yeah, I guess so." "Thank-you Sonic!! Have a good time saving the floating island!!" " I have twenty-five minutes left. How-a-bout we play some Volley-Ball?!!" Mike: What you call HELL Lindsay calls PUNCTUATION. "Sounds good to me!!!" They ran outside to play Volley-Ball with Tails, and Bunnie. ********************************************************************** **************************************** Robo: Oh, and a line of stars. *** From Amy Rose, with Love Chapter two TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES LATER Lucca: To the minute! Absolutely! "Ha ha ha! We won again Sally-girl!!" Mike: (Bunnie) You are a girl, aren't you? Bunnie said to her Volley-Ball teammate, Princess Joel: Lucky. Sally, as she bounced the Volley-Ball with her robotic hand. "Come on Tails, lets go race!" Sonic said to his Volley-Ball Teammate, Tails. "ALRIGHT!!!" Tails barked with joy. Joel: So now Tails is an overenthusiastic dog with two tails. Gotcha. "Sonic, Its been twenty-five minutes. You better speed." Sally told Sonic. I knew he would forget. Its a good thing I keep track of time! Sally thought to herself. "Ahhhh come on, Sal. I was just about to race Tails. I'll leave right after this race" Sonic said. "Yeah Aunt Sally,right after this race." "Well...Alright." She just couldn't turn down Tails. "But just to that tree and back.",Sally said and pointed to the big tree. Lucca: Well, if he pointed to a FIELD, then he wouldn't be running to a TREE, now would he? "Alright." Sonic said, even though the tree was only about a hundred yards away. Joel: (Sonic) HIKE! "Thanks Aunt Sally!!" Sonic and Tails began the race. Sonic gave Tails a head start, then he jogged, to give Tails a fair chance of winning. Mike: (Faking) He's the fastest thing alive, you know. Tails ran his hardest and was just yards ahead of Sonic. Tails crossed the finish line, then Sonic sped up to normal speed, and came in right behind Tails. "Wow! That sure was close, Sonic!" Tails said as he and Sonic sat down on the grass. Tails took a minute to catch his breath. I wonder where Sonic is going after this. Since I'm faster than him, he may need my help! Robo: Narrator, quit slacking off! "Yep, that sure was, little bro!" Sonic said. "Hey Sonic?" "Yeah?" "Where do you have to go after this?" "To the Floating island, to save Knuckles from robuttnik." "Can I come?" Tails asked Sonic with the cutest voice. Mike: (Sonic) Sure, I'll risk life and limb to bring a scrawny ten-year-old into a trap like this! "NO!" Sonic said meanly. He realized that he might have hurt the little guys feelings, so he softened his voice. "It's too dangerous. Even for me." "Alright." Tails said. He thought to himself, I'll follow him to the Floating island. [INLINE] "Bye Sonic! Have a good time!" Tails called to Sonic as Sonic ZOOMED off. Joel: (Sonic) Oh, and by the way, Robotnik's minions have slashed me across the nose. Permanently lost my sense of smell. ********************************************************************** **************************************** Lucca: Oh, look! It's the parade, marching down the block! Wow! (Robo plays a reccording of Rufus's anthem) *** From Amy Rose, with Love Chapter three Sonic raced through Robotropolis with hyper Mike: because he knew he wanted to build up his Limit Breaks here. speed. He didn't want to get caught on a great day like this! Sonic kept getting a feeling that he was forgetting something, as he ran through a forest. Soon, Sonic found himself looking up at the floating island, now he remembered what he had forgot. Joel: (Sonic) Whoops! My clothes! Lucca: Let's go. (@......2......3......4......5......6......Click-chunk) Mike: Let's review, everybody! Where in the series/games/comics does this take place? Lucca: I'll start. Mike, as we all know from the title, Sonic will soon meet Amy Rose, which means that he is either in the comic book series or the Sonic CD where he rescues Amy Rose. Robo: But, as I have in my computer database, Amy Rose was known as Princess Sally in the game, thus making it absolutely incoherent. Mike: So then it's not in the game. Joel: But wait! In Japan, her name was Amy Rose! Lucca: That reminds me.... what is Princess Sally, anyway? Joel: A hedgehog. Lucca: No! The other one! Joel: Hmmm....... um.... in "The Newcomer", she was defined as a squirrel. Mike: But then again, this fanfic denies all continuity. Joel: Why do you say that? Mike: Later there's a picture of Bunnie with two real arms. Robo: Anti-Chubbs? Mike: As we know it. Robo: So this is before the TV shows and comics were released? Mike: I suppose. Joel: Hey! Maybe this is in Sonic R, based on the racing and the speeding and.... um..... forget it. Lucca: Wait! Amy Rose was introduced in the comics, though! Robo: So what you're saying is that this is in some parallel universe in which continuity does not exist? Lucca: What kind of sadistic moron would mangle characters in the popular media like this? Mike: He lurks at Henrykid@Paulbunyan.net. End of Part One Anyway, school's out right now! I was kind of banned from the computer due to my grades in Algebra, the most useless subject in the world. Questions, comments, Visa card numbers, phone numbers, viruses, letter bombs, court summons and death threats may be sent to the sadistic moron above. HTTP://members.tripod.com/~Lobsterboy2/MST3K.htm My site Otherwise known as the domain of...... stuff, I guess. Stay tuned for CastleVania: Symphony Of The Night!