[SoL Bridge. Gypsy is center, with Crow and Tom around her. We can vaguely see Mike's body propped up on the far left end of the counter.] CROW: ... and he fragged and everything! Just like Tom! What can we do, Gyps? TOM: I mean, he's our *human* now that Joel's gone... CROW: And if the Mads heard we killed him, they'd melt us into scrap metal! GYPSY: Don't worry, guys. We can fix it. We always do. CROW: Yeah, Gyps, but... his head exploded!! How're we gonna fix that? [The Bridge is in silence as Gypsy thinks for a few seconds.] GYPSY: I have an idea! TOM: What is it, Gypsy? GYPSY: OK, you remember that thing we used to turn Joel into Arch Hall Jr.? CROW: Yeah... but what'll that do to bring Mike's head back? GYPSY: We have our Wellspring of Great Sucking, guys! We can rig this up so that the liquid contrivance could flow into the Arch Hall Jr. head mold and fuse with Mike's body... it just might work! TOM: Yeah, Gypsy, yeah! I mean, it's liquid Deus ex Machina! It's gotta work! CROW: Besides, it's our only chance... GYPSY: OK, guys, you get Mike on the counter. I'll get the head mold and the Wellspring! [Gypsy leaves right. Crow and Tom begin the laborious task of getting Mike's body on top of the counter. It's slow going, mostly because Tom has no functional arms and Crow's arms only partially work.] TOM: Hey, put a little more power into it, OK? You're the one with the arms! CROW: Shut up, Tom! Just work! [Eventually, they manage to get the body on the desk. Just as they finish, Gypsy enters from right, carrying the Arch Hall Jr. head mold from "Eegah!" and the Wellspring of Great Sucking from the Invention Exchange.] GYPSY: OK, guys, let me set this up... [She sets the head mold on the coun ter roughly where Mike's real head would be. After spreading some towels underneath the mold to make sure the counter doesn't get dirty, she sets the Wellspring on top of it and turns the spigot on. A gooey, black, otherworldly substance begins flowing into the mold.] GYPSY: OK, that should work. It's probably going to take some time, though. CROW: Um, Gyps... GYPSY: Yeah, Crow? CROW: Uh, we're going to get Fanfic Sign in a few seconds, and we can't riff this one by ourselves. Would you come in the theater and riff with us? GYPSY: Well, the minimal life support for Mike can run without me, especially now, and... aww, sure. TOM: Thanks, Gypsy! [Movie Sign goes off.] GYPSY: OK, we've got FANFIC SIGN! This could be fun! [6] [5] [4] [3] [2] [1] [SoL Theater. Gypsy enters first, with Tom in her mouth. She sets down Tom, and they both take their seats. Crow enters and takes his seat.] GYPSY: So, what's been happening in this one? CROW: Well... Sonic turned evil and kills people. TOM: And right now they've got him restrained... CROW: ... except Antoine, the biggest wuss in Knothole, is the only one on guard. GYPSY: Oh. All right, I'm not much good at this, but I'll try. Cambot, you can start it up again. > He convinced himself not to think about that.Sonic growled baring his > teeth and kicking at the nearby desk. CROW: I'm going to get this gum off or else! > Antoine watched nervously for an hour as he yelled,growled, > and kicked furiously.Nothing seemed to be working.Suddenly his claws > extracted and he ripped out of the chains. TOM: Well, that was easy. > He crumbled them in his fists and turned to Antoine.He was trying to keep > his cool,but like always he lost it. GYPSY: I am having zee... how you say... psychadelic funky freak-out! TOM: That's the spirit, Gyps! > He grabbed for the button. CROW: Push the button, Antoine! > Sonic lunged and tackled Antoine slashing at Antoine's stomach. TOM: What's with the stomach fetish! > "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! GYPSY: Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark! > Git away TOM: ... you silly British kniggits, before I am forced to taunt you a second time! > you fuel!" CROW: Sonic the Ethanol? > Antoine yelled.The hatch opened GYPSY: How? By magic? And why? CROW: Gypsy, it's called plot contrivance. You'll get used to it eventually. > and Antoine ran like hell out of there.He shut it. TOM: Finally! We don't have to listen to the stupid accent. GYPSY: Doesn't the author mean Antoine closed the hatch? TOM: Man, Gyps, you gotta stop taking things so literally... > He let out a sigh of relief. CROW: Soon I will be killed like zee slasher film geek I am, and I will be out of zee fanfic! Whew! > His joy of losing the hedgehog was crushed when he felt hot breath on his > neck. GYPSY: Do you like scary movies, Antoine? > He spun around to see Sonic's evil grin. TOM: Yep... just his grin. Nothing else. CROW: It's the Chesire Hedgehog! > He yelled and ran again as fast as her could.His heart was pounding like a > drum.A figure of a woman appeared in front of Sonic.It kept him occupied > so all Antoine thought that it was his chance to get away. GYPSY: That sentence didn't make any sense! The author really can't write, can they? CROW: You're beginning to get the point! GYPSY: Ah. Why can't we ever watch a nice Richard Basehart film instead? > He ran like hell..not looking back. > * * * > Bunnie Rabbot was walking around the Great forest looking to see if > she'd run into Serena Leaou.Or hoping that Serena was a friendly lass. TOM: No, no, no, fanfic! Bunnie is southern, not Irish! > Bunnie came across a hutOne she hasn't seen before in these parts.[Well.. > ah'm pretty deep inta the forest.]Bunnie thought. GYPSY: Gosh, these people even think in accents? TOM: Gypsy, that's why you're here. > She saw a woman with dark curly hair and green eyes.She was wearing close > to nothing. MAGIC VOICE: It's Katira! CROW: What, Magic Voice?! MAGIC VOICE: Oh... wait... never mind. That hasn't happened yet. Hehehe. Just think of it this way; in a few seasons' time you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. > A shirt that barely covered most of her and a skirt that began bellow her > waist. TOM: She's sagging! She'll get suspended for that! > "You there!"The woman yelled.Bunnie started to run.The woman > appeared in front of Bunnie and struck her with lightning power. GYPSY: Noone will reject the sorceress Gaza Moon! > Bunnie tumbled down a hill. > "Whooeee sugah's got some power up in her sleeves."Bunnie said. CROW: Yep, Bunnie's last four brain cells just got fried. > "Nobody spies on Kahara!"She made a tree fall ontop of Bunnie. TOM: If a tree falls in the forest and hits a furry, does it make a sound? GYPSY: The tree or the furry? CROW: Well, the furry would probably say "Oh, mah stahs!" or something like that... > Kahara vanished.Bunnie groaned.She lifted up the tree with her robotic arm. > She had messed up one of her robotic legs from the fall. > ___---{{END OF CHAPTER TWO}}--____ GYPSY: *That's* the cliffhanger ending?! TOM: Hey, if we don't get Mike back to normal, you're going to have to get used to this stuff. > ______________________________________________________________________ > <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 CROW: Oooh! Falling stars! > {{CHAPTER THREE}} TOM: Black Angel: The Legend Continues. > "Sis..take care of Michael...for..m-m-m-m-e."Whispered to Kiki. GYPSY: As previously seen on "Black Angel"... > "No!!Don't leave me sis.!!"Kiki yelled.Kay's eyes rolled back into > her head and her body went limp. CROW: Let's all say it together... ALL: She's dead, Jim! > Kiki kissed Kay on the cheek with tears rolling down her face. TOM: Ewwww... incestual pedophiliac necrophilia? Now that's a scary thought. > She looked up at some villagers. GYPSY: Hi, we're extras! > "What are you staring at?!?!?!"Kiki screamed through sobbing. CROW: Well, you just kissed your dead sister... TOM: I love my dead gay sister! > The doctor put his hand on Kiki's shoulder. > "There was nothing we could do."He said. CROW: Again... ALL: She's dead, Jim! > "You didn't even try!!!!SHE CAN'T BE DEAD!!!"Kiki yelled. GYPSY: See, I like to yell in caps lock! > She pounded her fist into the wall. TOM: ... and it punches her a new window, seeing as they're living in grass huts... CROW: People in grass houses shouldn't throw punches. > Sally tried to comfort her,but Kiki pulled away. > "Leave me alone!!!All of you!!I hate you!!!" GYPSY: Wow, she's already up to the anger stage of grieving. She's really making time! > Kiki flung open the door and ran out.Leanna was going to follow,but Sally > stopped her. > "No,let her be. TOM: I find myself in times of trouble; Mother Sally comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: "Let her be." CROW: After all, it's not as if she'd need our love and support or anything! > She'll get over anger soon."Sally sighed. > * * * > Kiki extracted her claws and began to slash at a tree.She was cursing > and kicking at it furiously. TOM: OK, time for bets. Will Old Man Willow or the Lorax kill her first? > Suddenly she saw something a few feet away.It was Sonic. ALL: Dunh dunh dunnnnhhhhh! > She stopped and hid behind a tree.[What is he doing?!?!]Kiki asked herself. > Her face was red from yelling. CROW: Ah, yes. Our wonderful, mature heroine just finished with a temper tantrum at a tree. Joy. > Sonic was slashing furiously at a yound rabbit TOM: Yep, that younder rabbit there. > he had jumped.Apparently a male,but it was hard for Kiki to tell until > he started screaming.Sonic lapped at the boy's wound.His claws teared at > the wound enlarging it. GYPSY: Oh, my. Do they usually get into this much detail? CROW: You're lucky you don't get stuck in here for some of the lemons... GYPSY: Oh, my goodness! > More blood chilling screms emitted the boy. TOM: Why does it seem like half the problems with this story are caused by Kiki abruptly forgetting certain crucial words in her sentences? > Kiki watched on until the boy was dead. CROW: Yes, our brave avatar does nothing whatsover to prevent the slaughter of an innocent... GYPSY: Kiki isn't a very good avatar, is she? CROW: You don't know the half of it, Gyps. > Sonic's claws had teared open his whole stomach.His head dug into the > blood and meat filled carcus TOM: Blood and meat? Isn't that all a carcass is, really? CROW: Be happy. It could be "Blood and Metal". TOM: Ugh. > of the rabbit. GYPSY: Duhh, I always did want to see the rabbits, George! > He was eating wildly.Kiki held her mouthShe thought she was gonna toss it. CROW: What? The story? Spiffy! (All the bots erupt in cheers, applause, "Kill the story!", etc.) > Sonic licked his claws clean and grinned with a face covered in blood. > TOM: Well, Kiki, we really didn't want to hear the rest either... CROW: Still, it's better than that time in ASADAE when Dark Sonic does, er, something very, very inappropriate with Uncle Chuck. GYPSY and TOM: GAHHHHH! > Kiki made a disgusted face.Now Sonic was lapping up the blood.Kiki got up. CROW: ... on the scene, like a sex machine! TOM: Now that's another image we didn't need, Crow. > "I really didn't need to watch that.."She said aloud. GYPSY: Well, Kiki, neither did we. > A mistake. TOM: What, you mean the entire story? > Before she could know what was happening Sonic tackled her and > slashed at her.Kiki screamed feeling the pain and stumbled.She hurt her > ankle.She began to scream names off the top of her head. CROW: Bob! Jim! Bubba! Pat! John Boy! > Sonic swiped at her,but missed. GYPSY: Ah, so that's why Kiki's such a crummy avatar. Dark Sonic is also a really, really stupid villain. TOM: It took you that long to find that out? > "Stop it!"Kiki yelled GYPSY: Oh, yeah, like that's gonna work! > inching away with her hands.When she saw a flashlight's beam TOM: Look! Gypsy to the rescue! GYPSY: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. > she sighed in relief.Sonic not paying attention again lunged at Kiki.His > claws extracted. > "Leave her alone mon!" CROW: And we have the third silly accent of the fanfic! > Knuckles appeared jabbing Sonic in the stomach.Sonic recovered. > "Knuckles!"Sally said joyfully. TOM: Not only did you appear out of absolutely nowhere, but I appeared the same way just to cheer you on! > Sonic slashed Knuckles' face.His anger was rising. GYPSY: ... while the plot was falling. > He took out a sheet of metal from his pack and struck Sonic in the > face with it.Sonic hissed and faded. CROW: Say, that metal wouldn't happen to be sodium, would it be? TOM: Why? CROW: Oh, no reason. > "See mon, GYPSY: I'm going to be using the word "mon" every other line, mon, so you better get used to it, mon. > no problem controlin' stupid 'edgehogs wit bad attitudes."Knuckles grinned. TOM: He's half-Jamaican, half cockney, apparently... GYPSY: The roin in Spon falls moinly in the ploin, mon! > "Talk about timing."Kiki said in a far off voice. > "I'm guessing he'll be back."Sally said. CROW: Gee, Sherlock, what was your first clue? > Nicole started to beep.Sally flipped open the computer. > "Yes Nicole?"Sally asked. TOM: You've got mail! > "Angel is getting stronger and GYPSY: ... Buffy isn't even here! > Kahara is near."Nicole said.Sally frowned.A tree struck down.Lightning > hit it. CROW: Nothing in this fanfic is really related to anything else, is it? > "Its not raining though."Leanna said.Now it DID start to rain > really heavily. TOM: This story is just one giant Obligatory Knothole Weather Report! Sheesh! > More lightning started to hit things around them. (All start chanting "Smite! Smite! Smite! Smite!") > "Oh mah stars..."Bunnie said looking up. GYPSY: And oh mah othuh heavenly bodies! > Kahara was floating in the air.Her arms raised,her eyes glowing a bright > red. TOM: And we have Generic Evil Witch/Warlock Pose #7. > Lightning hit some huts.They heard screams coming from their opposite > directions. CROW: If two trains going 50 miles per hour from New York to Omaha and Los Angeles to Chicago, respectively, hear screams coming from their opposite directions... > "RUNN!!!" GYPSY: Run away! Run away! > Sally yelled.Knuckles carried up Kiki and starte to run in another > direction with some villagers behind him. CROW: And now our big, brave avatar is being carried out of danger by a freaking echidna... TOM: We get the idea. Kiki's not a butch avatar. Get on with it. > As Sally started to run a hut flew off its foundation GYPSY: When's the last time you saw a grass hut with a foundation, anyway?! TOM: Well, that would be why the foundation seemed to be so stable... > hitting over some women.Sally ran over to them trying to save them. CROW: Oh, never mind, they're cannon-fodder extras. > A blast of lightning hit Sally sending her flying into the mud. She got up. TOM: So, lightning strong enough to send a hut flying doesn't even faze a ground squirrel? GYPSY: Apparently so. TOM: I hate this story! > Bunnie,Antoine,and Rotor ran over to her. > "Are you okay sugah?Bunnie asked. > "I think so.."Sally got up. CROW: After all, I am a main character! > They heard a howl from the woods. GYPSY: Yay! Lupe's here to save the fanfic! TOM: Shyeah. Who could save it at this point? > "Mon deiu.."Antoine said. CROW: And now Antoine speaks full French... > His teeth were chattering. > "Group up the remaining villagers and get them in the truck now TOM: Knothole has a village truck?!? GYPSY: They're the "Mobius Hillbillies!" CROW: Maybe it's Megaweapon... hehehehe. Then they'd all blow up. Hehehehehehehehe... (Crow trails off in evil cackling.) GYPSY: The story's getting to you, isn't it, Crow? > or else we're all going to die!"Sally stood up.Her hair was matted down to > her forehead and she was covered in mud. TOM: Yes, she's covered in MUD, but not MUCK, MUX, MUSE, or MUSH. Or MOO, for that matter. > "What about Knux and Kiki?"Rotor yelled over the roaring thunder. GYPSY: Yes, the incredible stylings of Rotor T. Walrus in "Rolling Thunder, Hear My Cry". > "Let them find you!"She said handing Rotor ALL: Gahhh! CROW: I knew this was going to turn into a lemon, but isn't it a little blunt at this point? > Nicole. (All breathe a long sigh of relief.) > "What are you going to do?"Antoine asked.Sally thought for a > moment. TOM: Gee, this is harder than I expected! Thinking's no cakewalk... > "I'm going to gather up the injured Mobians!"She said. GYPSY: I'll be around the... planet. See ya later! > "Good luck princess."Rotor said. CROW: And, um, ma'am, thanks for the... well, I'm a very lonely walrus, and I know losing Sonic has made you, um, lonely too... GYPSY: Crow! Don't remind us. CROW: Sorry, Gyps. > * * * > Kahara landed next to some villagers. > "Lepsay hara frec la met!" TOM: <_Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ monk> Dono es su domine, dono e es requiet! (Tom pantomimes bonking his head with a book. We hear the appropriate loud *BONK*.) > She yelled.A hidious monster appeared in front of them. GYPSY: Hi, I'm Chirpy the Mutant Hellbeast, and I'll be your hideous monster for today. > "Ohh..shit!Run Letay!!!"One yelled. CROW: RUN! It's a Pokemon! TOM: Pika! Pika! > Letay started to run.The creature latched onto her and ripped at her back > and threw the body into a tree head first.Blood started to drip into the > river she was next to. GYPSY: And more lovely detail, I see... > "Fuck!"Another yelled. CROW: Well, they *are* furries. That's basically all they do all day... GYPSY: Crow! CROW: Come on, Gyps. Haven't you read *any* furryfic? > Kahara laughed with amusement.The creature ran for the male. TOM: "--> The mailman has arrived. Your hellbeast ripped off his leg again." > Another monsterous beast appeared.They both tugged at his body > and ripped him in half.His blood started to ooze onto the ground. CROW: No, fanfic, I believe the words you're looking for there are "arterial-pumping bloodbath". TOM: My, you're dark. CROW: It rubs off after a while. > His body torn and threw into the river somewhere.The other female ran in > another direction and into a hut.She breathed heavily as her eyes searched > around the shooken hut.Sonic was there.He moved to her.She didn't know he > was there.She screamed as Sonic ripped her face.Only her skull showed now. GYPSY: This isn't shocking, it's just nauseating and dumb. CROW: What, the story? GYPSY: No, the fact that anyone would ever write this drivel! > He lapped TOM: And Sonic passes the baton off after completing his lap! The Knothole relay team is off to a tremendous start! > at the blood. > "Away!!"Someone entered the hut.Sonic hissed. > "Its me stupid."Serena said. CROW: "It's me, stupid": the mark of a loving, caring relationship in this fic, sad as that is. > "Serena?"He asked. > "Yes..." GYPSY: And where are Lita, Amy, Mina, and Raye? And what about Darien and Chibi-Usa? Melvin? Molly? > She said looking at what he had done. TOM: Now that blood's never gonna come out of the carpet, donchaknow. > "We have to put a stop to this."She said. > "If you came to only rubb it in CROW: ... that's a real bad idea now. Can't go engraining in stubborn stains. > go do it to someone else!"Sonic vanished.Serena sighed. GYPSY: I'm actually in *love* with that parasitic putzhead? > * * * "What is that?!?!?!"Kiki yelled. TOM: "That" is an adjective, usually used in the form of an article, but also occasionally used as a pronoun. > Knuckles glanced over his shoulder. CROW: Dangit, Antoine, stop tapping my shoulder! > "All I know is,its gaining on us!" GYPSY: It's comin' right for us! > Knuckles tried to speed up. > "Why don't you glide Knuckles?"Kiki asked. > "I can't. TOM: After all, it's a cheesy and completely inaccurate superpower tacked on so echidnas aren't as lame as they look! > The rain's to heavy."Knuckles said as they heard a man fall > and get ripped open.It stalled the beasts for atleast three seconds. > Kiki's lips formed a small "O" in disgust. CROW: Hey, babe, if we had lips, we'd be doing the same thing. GYPSY: You know, maybe we should fight them or something... naah. > "LOOK!!!THE TRUCK!!"Knuckles yelled TOM: De truck, boss! De truck! > to the villagers he had grouped up.They all scrambled in. > "Drive." Knuckles told Rotor as the wolf/lion like creatures CROW: That explains it! The monsters are really any wolf or fox as ever drawn by David Gonterman! > latched onto the metal roof. GYPSY: As opposed to what? The truck roof made out of Play-Doh? > It began to dent under the weight of the animals prowling > around above and shaking the truck with such force.Rotor's foot TOM: A walrus with feet? Someone call Carnival Fabulon! > hit on the gas peddel and drove crazy. GYPSY: Well, the fanfic *is* driving us crazy. > "Hold onto something!"Kiki said jerking forward.A bright light > suddenly appeared as the beasts fell off the truck and groswled, CROW: Is that related to frogned? > but went away.It was the end of the cliff. TOM: Yup, the light at the end of the tunnel is a cliff face. > "Oh shit!!!"Rotor yelled GYPSY: I wet 'em! > trying to backl up the truck.It was slipping because of the wet mud.A low > gruesome curse escaped Knuckles lips CROW: Oh, poopie! Oh, pootertoots! > as Rotor ran to to the end of the truck and began to push wildly. > "Help me!!"Rotor yelled. TOM: Look! Rotor's starring in _The Fly_! > Kiki listened to the screams.Some people who weren't in total and complete > shock pushed to help the truck come back on safe ground.Knuckles felt > along the back of of the rusted trailer truck.He found a latch and yanked > it open.He helped everyone out of the musty truck. GYPSY: C'mon, kids! We're abandoning our escape plan and placing ourselves in the path of certain death! > A little girl slipped on the mud and was hanging off the edge of the cliff. > Now she was screaming. CROW: I can cope with the death of everyone in my family, and almost-certain annihilation of this village and everything I have ever known and loved, but this is worse! > Knuckles grabbed onto her wrists,but she slipped down with the exploding > truck.A sickening crack was heard moments later. TOM: Does Kiki have some sort of grudge against extras? CROW: I am an extra; I have no life. I die in every scene... AAARGH! > "This is not going to easy...."Knuckles said. GYPSY: Especially since I'm leav.. Oh, wait. Especially since I'm verbs out of my sentences! > __--{{END OF CHAPTER THREE}}--__ ALL: Rah. > ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() > ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() CROW: Oh, no! Pod People pods! Trumpy's gonna hatch! TOM: Never mind that, the fic is *over*! CROW: Honestly?! Woohoo! GYPSY: Let's go see if Mike's OK! [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [Scene: SoL Bridge. The Bots are gathered around Mike's body on the counter. The Wellspring seems to have done its job, since a head has formed inside the head mold. Crow turns off the Wellspring, and Gypsy pulls off the head mold carefully.] TOM: Let's hope this worked... [Slowly, Mike begins to regain consciousness. Eventually, he manages to sit up on the counter. He doesn't look like himself, however; his face now looks more like a cross between Joel and Arch Hall Jr.] GYPSY: YES! It worked! MIKE: Whu... hey, guys, what happened? Why am I on the counter? The last thing I remember, we were in the theater and... and... CROW: Don't worry about it, Mike. We'll tell you later. TOM: In the meanwhile, maybe you should... uh, wash your face with... (he gestures to one of the towels on the counter covered with leaking Deus ex Machina from the Wellspring) one of those. MIKE: Why? TOM: Just trust me here, Mike. MIKE: Enh... okay. [Mike picks up one of the towels, climbs down from the counter, and exits left. We hear running water offstage left for a few seconds. After a short while, Mike enters, looking like his old self.] TOM: Oh, thanks, Mike. That's much better. MIKE: OK, guys, now will you tell me what happened? [The Mad Light goes off.] CROW: Later, Mike. Rotor's calling. [Mike hits the light.] [Deep 13. Dr. F is lying on the floor in a large puddle of water, apparently dead. Frank is smiling widely and petting the Squirtle.] FRANK: Hi, guys! Guess what? Tibby and I finally showed Steve what's it's like to die... and now that *we're* in charge of Deep 13, things are going to change! Once we raise the Pokemon Army and conquer the world, you guys will come down from that satellite! We'll have parties and sleepovers and cake and we'll watch *good* movies and... [Frank suddenly glances over at Dr. F.] FRANK ... oh, wait, I forgot to take *him* outside. Just a second, Tibby; I'm gonna go get the forklift. Push the button while I'm gone! [Frank sets Tibby down and walks off left.] FRANK: Hehehe... I always wanted to say that, too! I'll never have to push the button again... [Frank exits. Tibby looks confused for a few seconds, since he knows 'kill' but not 'pushthe button'. Slowly, we see Dr. F stir, open his eyes, and shakily sit up. This is all done with the subtlety of Calgon's return in "Space Mutiny".] DR. F: There you are... Squirtle. Oh, little Pokemon, you shall pay. And Frank shall pay. Noone disobeys me! I'm the god! I'M THE GOD!! TIBBY: Squirtle! [Tibby, in attempting to run away from Dr. F, steps on the button.] *FWOOSH* [The Love Theme plays over the credits.] MiSTing - "Black Angel" Original story by Kiki Danger MiSTing by Amanda Van Rhyn Mystery Science Theater 3000 created by Joel Hodgson Pokemon (the game) copyright Nintendo. The original story for this MiSTing was found in the Miscellaneous section of Bookshire Draftwood's Sonic fanfic archive, at http://www.acmelabs.com/~bookshir/ . The original story can be found there. The author of the original story, Kiki Danger, could not be contacted by the e-mail address given in the story. If anyone knows an address at which she can be contacted, I'd like to know so I can inform her of the MiSTing. Other Web sites of interest: - http://www.pokemon.com (for all things Pokemon) - http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ (The Info Club Web site; Ward E houses the original text of the Arch Hall Jr. skit from "Eegah!".) - http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Lair/1868/MiSTings (My Web site! MiSTings, a bit of commentary, other stuff.) Special Thanks To: - Semisonic, Radio Iodine, and Harvey Danger (for great CDs to MiST to: _Tiny Warnings_ by Radio Iodine is the recommended soundtrack for this MiSTing). - Evan / Nerf, for supporting the site and for general weirdness. BORGA HAIR BLAST! - Crisi, who likes Squirtles and should be happy to see this MiSTing. - Malaclypse (Sean Breen), who originally suggested the idea of Mike's head exploding; Thanks - Austi, because... well, it really wouldn't be a MiSTing without thanking Austi. [Disclaimer: Mystery Science Theater 3000 and all situations, locations, characters, and other things thereof are (C) Best Brains, Inc. Sonic the Hedgehog and all related characters, situations, etc, are (C) Archie Comics and SEGA. All other copyrighted things are (C) their owners. All rights reserved. Please don't sue me! "Black Angel", the original story, is owned by Kiki Danger, and it's hers to keep. No offense whatsoever is meant to Kiki or anyone else involved with the story. This MiSTing was done in the spirit of fun and fair riffing. All characters, settings, situations, etc. in this MiSTing are fictitious or used fictitiously. All resemblence to reality is coincidental. Do not read this MiSTing while operating heavy machinery.] [Legal Stuff: This MiSTing of "Black Angel" is (C) Amanda Van Rhyn and Fevered Little Minds Productions, 1998. This MiSTing can be freely distributed provided you give me and Kiki the credit we're due, contact me beforehand, and don't mutilate it. Meta-MiSTing isn't mutilation if you ask me first. Post this at any archive, anywhere; I couldn't care less about your Web site host or ISP. Do not fold, spindle, or submerge in water.] Triple stinger! Just because this story deserves it... > "Antoine get in here!You're ruining my carpet!" > He let out a screech.Nobody was there exept Antoine.[Uh-oh..what if zis is > not enough to hold him?]Antoine thought backing up. > More blood chilling screms emitted the boy. Kiki watched on until the boy > was dead. Sonic's claws had teared open his whole stomach.His head dug > into the blood and meat filled carcus of the rabbit. He was eating wildly. > Kiki held her mouthShe thought she was gonna toss it. Sonic licked his > claws clean and grinned with a face covered in blood. you don't wanna hear.>