Title: Cool Sonic Story #2; with short: FREE satellite system & FREE installation ERA: Season 9+/Castle Category: SONIC [Season 10 opening credits] [Waiting Room. Mike and the Bots standing around a Parchesi board] MIKE: Boy, it was sure nice to see Joel and Frank again. SERVO: Yeah! Joel looked pretty good after all these years. CROW: Frank seemed to be doing good, too. Who’d have thought he’d make it as a Soultaker? MIKE: Yes, it sure was good to see them again. And speaking of old times, shouldn’t Pearl be calling about now? SERVO: Shhhhh! Don’t say that! You’ll jinx us! CROW: Uh, Mike, a button’s flashing over there... MIKE:[looks at buttons] Just commertial sign. We’ll be right back. [taps button] [planet bumber] [comertial for Spatula City] [Waiting Room] CROW: Boy, we really dodged the bullet there, didn’t we? MIKE: Not this time though. The Castle Button’s flashing. Looks strange, though. SERVO: See who’s calling, Mike. MIKE:[hits button] It’s... 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No using the “f-word” if you want to have people buy your stuff! >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ >@@ SERVO: Some email address, eh? >Conversely, a primary interrelationship of system and/or subsystem >logistics recognizes >the importance of other disciplines, while taking >into account the anticipated >epistemological repercussions. CROW: This statement brought to you by the Pointless Confusing Crap Consortium. >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ >@@ [All exit theater] [1...2...3...4...5...6...commertial] [planet bumper] [Commertial for, of all things, SPAM] [Waiting room] MIKE: Well, that wasn’t so bad. SERVO: That has got to be about the easiest thing we’ve ever done. CROW: Yeah! I wonder what Pearl’s doing to Bobo and Brain Guy? MIKE: Let’s find out. [hits Castle Button] [Castle Forrester, Pearl and Observer in view] PEARL: How did they get done so fast? OBSERVER: Bobo and I switched their experiment today. They got a SPAM instead of the intended Sonic fanfic. PEARL: I see... [looks off screen, shouts] Bobo! Get over here right now! BOBO:[comes into view] Yes, Lawgiver? [sees Pearl’s expression] Brain Guy told you what we did, didn’t he? PEARL: Yes! BOBO: You’re going to punish us, aren’t you? PEARL: Darn straight, I am! BOBO: No! Not that! We’ve already done the number five three times this week! PEARL: You’re right.[ B&O sigh with relief] I’m going to do what I call the “Number One!” OBSERVER: The “Number One?” What’s that? PEARL: That’s where I send you and Monkey Boy here to the Satellite to read an experiment with Mike and the robots. OBSERVER: That’s too cruel! PEARL:[reaches out and pinches Observer’s eyeball] Get up there! OBSERVER: Going! [uses powers to transport Bobo and self to Waiting Room] PEARL:[once others are gone] I hate to inconvenience you, Mike, but I could think of no other way to punish them. Hitting them repeatedly just wasn’t working any more. Today’s experiment is called “Cool Sonic Story #2” by Toni Ferraro. Enjoy! [Waiting Room. Bobo and Observer appear] ALL: Dah! [buzzers and lights go off] MIKE: We’ve got Sonic sign! Follow us... [All enter theater] [6...5...4...3...2...1...theater] [Crow, Mike, and Tom take usual seats, Observer and Bobo sit left of Tom] > Cool Sonic Story #2 MIKE: If there’s a number one in this series, promise you’ll never tell Pearl about it. OBSERVER: We promise. CROW: I have a feeling we’re in for alot of “number two” here. > On a fine, summer day, Sonic, Tails, Chuckie, MIKE: As in the “Child’s Play” movies? >and Antoine OBSERVER: Now there *is* a scary thought! >went into the Great Forest to find a special plant BOBO: Which plant? MIKE: The special one. >for Sally to antilyze. OBSERVER: As in “to feed to ants,” perhaps? > They went far into the forest, cause this plant was really hard to >find. They split up, >but still with no luck. "Theese eez too empoziable >to find, Sonic!" Antoine complained. SERVO: Per usual. >"Ya know somethin, you're right, Ant." said Sonic, "Let's find Tails and >head back to >Knothole." He looked around, but he couldn't find Tails. >"Where are you, keed?" he >called. MIKE: Who? Ant? > "Sonic!" called Tails, "We're over here!" CROW: Nope. Sonic. > He seemed to be behind several tall bushes. Sonic and Antoine >climbed through them, and saw Tails and Chuckie in front of >strange goo. >"That's strange," said Sonic, OBSERVER: It’s also rather disgusting. >"There's no swamp in the West Point of the Great Forest." He looked down >at the >weird stuff, "Even if there was, it wouldn't look like a pile of >crap!" CROW: Well, I would’ve said “spoot,” but... MIKE: Dah! Crow! That’s wose than hearing Sonic swear! BOBO: Either way, it’s yucky. >"Uh, perhaps maybe theese could be a Robotneek trap, no?" Antoine >suggested. SERVO: That sounds too logical to be Antione. > "Tails, look!" said Chuckie, "That swamp goo is killing the grass!" The >grass and >bushes that were touching the goo were dead. "That kid's still >with us?" said Sonic, OBSERVER: It would seem so, yes. >"Oh yeah, that's right! The swamp! Robuttnik must be at another shot >tryin' to destroy >the forest!*" MIKE: What makes you say that? > He took a jar from his backpack and scooped some of the goo in it. >"We'll give this >stuff to Sally. She'll know what it is." SERVO: Don’t be so sure! > He grabbed Antoine and Tails and ran the direction to Knothole leaving >Chuckie >behind. Of course, Tails flew back, grabbed Chuckie, and caught >up with Sonic. > * * > * MIKE:[Captain Picard] There are *THREE* *lights!* > In her hut, Sally looked at the goo through her microscope. "Antoine >was right," she >said, "This is a Robotnik trap! It can destroy any plant >creature in a second! We have >to get rid of it." MIKE: So simple even you could have thought of it, Bobo! BOBO: Yeah! > "Hey everyone," said Sonic, "is it me, or has that grubby stuff gotten >larger?" Indeed, >when Sonic put some in the jar, there was little amount >in it. Now it was about a half >high. CROW: From sniffing industrial strength superglue, of course. > "That has gotten larger!" Chuckie pointed out. "No one asked your >opinion!" snapped >Sonic. Tails elbowed him. "Ok, ok, sorry..." Sonic >apologized. "Oh my gosh!" cried >Sally, "the goo in the Great Forest must >be expanding too! The forest is in Great >Danger!" > CROW: The Great Mass of Spoot...[remembers the others]...I mean Goo is expanding! > Sally called for a freedom Fighter meeting. The people in the first >row were Sonic, >Bunnie, Marley, Tails, Chuckie, Rotor, Antoine, and Dulcy. > They also called over >Light. BOBO: Darkness had just left. SERVO: Good one, Bobo! > Flame couldn't make it cause of a Fearsome Five team meeting. OBSERVER: Who? MIKE: What? > "Everybody," Sally announced, "We got a serious problem on our hands." > She >pulled out Sonic's jar of goo, BOBO: Should I be reading this? I’m still kinda young... >which was now about a 4th quarter high. MIKE: So, it’s full, then? >"This goo is harming the Great Forest. We need to get rid of it all. OBSERVER: Still a good idea. > "It's located at the West Point of the forest. Report said that this >deadly goo is 10 >feet width and 7 feet height. It'll take, like, a >commando of people to get rid of this >stuff. I'll only assign these >people to help me:" The people chosen to help Sal was >everybody in the >front row, and Light. "We radioed Knuckles," she continued, "He, >Mighty, and Flower are on their way to >help." "Oh great," mumbled Sonic, >"Knux is comin." CROW: Sick thought there... OBSERVER: Can I go, now? I’ve had my fill of this sickness. BOBO: And I’m still a young ape. MIKE: You’re both stuck here. Pearl turns the oxygen off in the waiting room when we’re in here. > Last week, there was a chili dog cookout. Since Chuckie wanted 3rds, >but they were >out of chili, Sonic put mud on a hot dog to pretend it was >chili, but he accidentally gave >it to Knuckles, and now he's really >steamed at Sonic. CROW: Must be a rehash from the first one of these. MIKE: Remember, Brain Guy, you promised not to tell Pearl about that. OBSERVER: Yes, I know. > The chosen Freedom Fighters went to the goo pond. About 5 minutes >later, Knux, >Mighty, and Flower came over in a bi-plane. Everybody looked >in the goo, which had >expanded more. "How are we gonna get rid of all >this stuff now?" said Mighty, "There's >too much!" CROW: In this story, that refers to alot of things. > Sally thought for a moment. "Why don't we get more Freedom Fighters to >help?" >Marley suggested. "That's not going to work, Marley," said Sally, >"It'll just grow more. >We might need to spy on Robotnik. Maybe we can >find out what we need to get rid of >it!" OBSERVER:You think? > "No problemo, Sal!" said Sonic, "I'll just juice up there and juice back >with info!" >"Sonic," said Sally, "You can't do it alone! I'm going to >assign you with partners. Light, >Bunnie, Marley, Mighty, and Knuckles." >"No thanks, princess," said Knuckles, "I'd >rather stay here with >Flower...I MEAN, uh...help you..." <(Good,)> thought Sonic, <(I >don't >want that Knot-Head tagging along with me,)> "It's Juice Time!!" BOBO: Juice time? Oh boy! I *love* juice! >Sonic exclaimed as he grabbed Light and Bunnie revving up. Light grabbed >Mighty, >and Bunnie grabbed Marley, and then they all raced towards >Robotropolis. OBSERVER: What happened to that last paragraph? CROW: I don’t know, but those last two sentences had too much revving and grabbing in them, even for me. > Sally and the others stayed behind to try and get rid of the goo. The >others, as I >already said, went to Robotropolis. SERVO: Who’s talking and why are they repeating themselvs? > Only problem was, there were SWATbots patrolling the entrance. CROW: Gee, who’d have thought? > "How are we gonna pass them, Sugarhog?" Bunnie asked. "I'll get them to >chase me, >and you guys juice in!" Sonic answered. He then dashed to the >SWATBots. "Hey >Dumbbots! Lookie what we got here!" he taunted pointing >to himself. Then he sped >off, as the SWATbots followed him beeping, >"Hedgehog Alert! Hedgehog Alert!" > The other four ran inside the building. Inside, they came up to three >tunnels. "We'll >split up," said Light, "That way, we'll know where >Robotnik's plan will be heard." He >took the left tunnel, Mighty took the >middle, and Bunnie and Marley took the right. > In the right tunnel... "Bunnie," shrieked Marley, "What do I do? What >if I get >caught?" "Now Marley," said Bunnie, "A good freedom fighter >nevah panics. Just stay >behind me, and ya'll be ok." But without >knowing, Marley had fallen down a hole. MIKE: Now, how would you *not* know when you’ve fallen in a hole? OBSERVER: Ask Bobo. He does it all the time! > The left and middle tunnel collided with each other, so Light and >Mighty ran into >each other. CROW: They were both knocked out cold when they rammed their heads together. > "Well look who I ran into to!" said Mighty. "Nice to meet you too," said >Light, "Look. SERVO:[as Light] I have a bump on my head from where we hit each other. > There's a heating tunnel over there. We'll climb through it and look for >Robotnik." >Mighty pulled it opened, and then they both climbed in. It >was dark alittle, but they >easily found Robotnik's main room. MIKE: How’s that for confusing grammar? > Robotnik and Snivley were looking at the monitors. They saw the >Freedom Fighters >look at the goo, and ponder how to get rid of it. "Look >at those fools, Snivley," said >Robotnik, CROW:[Robotnik] Completely fascinated by that puddle of artificial spoot... MIKE: Crow! Stop that! >"I designed the goo to make it look like that it destroys plant life, but >what those fools >don't know is that not only does it destroy carbon >dioxide breathers, it also destroys >people too!" > "We have to tell this to Sally quick!" said Light. Before the two >could start leaving, >they heard Robotnik say, "Snivley, you fool! Put the >dissolver away! That's the device >that gets rid of the goo!" SERVO: Yeah, *there’s* something you just leave laying out. OBSERVER: At least Bobo didn’t have a chance to swallow it! BOBO: HEY! > Light put his finger on a wire then all the lights went out. SERVO: Including Light himself! > "Snivley!" yelled Robotnik, "Activate the backup generator!" But then, >all the lights >mysteriously came back on! Snivley freaked out and hid >behind the controls. > In the heating tunnel, Light had the dissolver in his hands. "You are >amazing!" said >Mighty, "What didja do? Make a blackout then grabbed the >dissolver thingy?" SERVO: Boy, nuthin’ gets by him, eh? > Light nodded, "Let's get to the others and DISSOLVE that goo!" He and >Mighty got >out of the heating tunnel and ran out of the tunnel. BOBO: Does that say the same thing twice? CROW: At first glance, yes. > When they got out, they found Bunnie with a worried expression on her >face, >"Guys," she said, "Ah can't find Marley! She was right behind me, >then she was gone!" >"I don't think Marley would run off on her own," said >Light, "She was worried as a dog >when we came here. I think Robotnik got >to her!" "We got to find her!" cried Bunnie. >She went back into the >right tunnel and retraced her steps. A minute later, "Oh mah >stars! She >fell right into this 'ol hole!" MIKE: You mean the one with Bob Villa doing renovations in it? > Light and Mighty followed her in the tunnel. They looked down the hole, >"Marley!" >Bunnie called, "Where are ya?" There was an echo. "That's a >deep hole," said Mighty, >"There's no way she could make it without >breaking a le..." Light elbowed him, "You >don't wanna say that in front >of her!" he said. BOBO: Don’t say what in front of who? MIKE: Confusing, isn’t it? > But Bunnie didn't care. She jumped into the hole. It was a long >fall, but Bunnie's >robotic feet prevented her from breaking a bone. >"Marley!" she called. Still no answer >from her. "Coming in for a >landing," called Mighty's voice from above. <(Oh no!)> >thought Bunnie, ><(Ah have to find something for the boys to land on!)> She was in >luck, >for there was a bag of flour up against the wall. She placed it under the >hole, and >both Light and Mighty landed on it. "Good thinking, Bunnie!" >said Light. "Yeah," said >Mighty, "Where'd ya get a bag of flour at?" "Ah >don't know," Bunnie responded, >"Perhaps the author of this here story is >growin' weak on us! CROW: Making it better, I think. > Come on! We have to go find Marley!" > They ran down the dark hall and came up to another heating tunnel. >"Why do I have >this de'sja vue feeling all the sudden?" said Mighty. OBSERVER: You’ve most likely been in crappy fanfics before. >But it was the heating tunnel to success. When they got out, they found >Marley all >right, but being held up by two SWATbots with an injured leg as >they just entered into >the robotisizer room. "Oh Mah Stars!!" yelped >Bunnie, "They're gonna robotisize >Marley!!!!" ALL: YES!!!! > "We gotta stop them!" said Light. Bunnie quickly ran up to the doors and >punched at >them. It took a while, but after all the punching, she >managed to get them open. They >made it just in time to see the >robotisizer activated. "NO!!" screamed Bunnie. She ran >to the controls >and punched them in very far, making the robotisizer stop. Then she ran > >over to the robotisizer, "Marley! Cover yoah eyes!" said Bunnie. Then >she punched the >glass (She's really in a punching mood). She looked down >at Marley, "Oh Marley..." >Marley's right leg was robotisized. BOBO: That happens to alot of fan characters, doesn’t it? MIKE: Almost all of them, in the fanfics Pearl has you send us. > "Snivley!" yelled Robotnik, "Call SWATbots now!" CROW:[Snively] They’ll charge us for a service call, sir! Should I call them anyway? SERVO:[Robotnik] Yes! > Bunnie quickly slung Marley over her shoulder and tried to run out with >the two other >guys, but now there were too many SWATbots around them >circling them. >"One-false-move-and-you-are-blasted-to-bits," beeped one. >"Guys," said Mighty, "I >think we're in trouble..." OBSERVER: Really? What makes you think that? > But just then, "Hey Metal Brains! I thought we were still playin'!" >It was Sonic the >Hedgehog!!!!! He charged right through all those >annoying SWATbots, grabbed >everybody, and raced out of Robotropolis. > They stopped halfway near the goo pond, "Thanks for helping us, >Sonic," said >Mighty. "No prob," said Sonic. Then he looked over at >Light, "Whatcha got there, >bro?" he asked. "It's Robotnik's dissolver," >said Light, "It can get rid of the goo that's >harming the forest!" CROW: Wow! An anti-spoot gun! Cool! MIKE: One more remark like that and you’re out, Crow. > Then he just remembered, "Oh no!" he cried, "Robotnik said that the >goo can harm >people too! We need to get to the others PDQ!" CROW: ODB! OTHERS:[random] Huh? What? > "Outta here!" said Sonic as he grabbed everyone again. MIKE: Dah! OBSERVER: What is with Sonic always grabbing people? CROW: I don’t know, but it’s just sick. > He raced back to the yucky old pond. OBSERVER: Finally, we’re all agreed on something. > The freedom fighters seemed to be ok, when Sonic reached them. >"Guys!" Sonic >called, "Don't touch the goo! It can harm you!" BOBO: This story’s harming me! MIKE: That goes for all of us. > "We know, Sonic," said Sally, "The goo destroyed Rotor's gloves. Thank >goodness >he's ok!" "Well, look what I have!" said Light holding up the >dissolver. He aimed it at >the goo, pushed a button, and the goo flashed >and vanished, only leaving a large pit with >nothing in it. "Well that was >a good idea!" said Knuckles. CROW:[Worms 2 voice] That was *eeeaaaasssyyyy*! OBSERVER: What the...? Three and an eighth pages for *that*? For *THAT*? MIKE: That’s another common feature of the fanfics you guys send us. SERVO: Annoying, isn’t it? BOBO: Yes. > Then Sally noticed something, "Marley!" she shrieked, "What happened >to your leg?" >"Robotnik robotisized it," she said, "I'm gonna get him!" >Bunnie touched her shoulder >with her left robotic arm, "We'll get him >togetah, sugah," she said. > "Hey guys!" said Sonic, "Let's head back! I feel an anchorin' for >some chili dogs!" >"I'll pass on that!" snapped Knuckles frowning at >Sonic. Sonic walked up to him, "Look >Knux," he said, "I'm sorry I gave >you that wiener with mud on it." He stopped alittle, "I >meant to...give >it to...Chuckie!" SERVO:[Sonic] Then he would have been UP-Chuckie!! OBSERVER: Go Servo!...[pause]...Did I just say that? > "SONIC!" yelled Tails, "Out of all the stuff you did to him..." "It's >ok, Tails," said >Chuckie, "I think that's a pretty good joke!" Then he >started giggling. Everyone then started heading back to Knothole. >"It'll take a while, Marl," said >Bunnie, "But you'll get use to that robot >leg of yours." "I hope," Marley mumbled a bit >depressed. "It'll be cool >havin' a robot leg!" said Bunnie, "Watch!" She stopped then >rose up on >her robotic limbs. "Woah!! Cool!" exclaimed Marley, "I broke my right leg > >when I fell down the hole. How come you didn't break any one of your >legs?" Bunnie >went back down, "Cause when you have robotic legs, it's >almost impossible to break >them on a silly old fall!" Marley looked down >at her leg, and smiled. "When we get >home," said Bunnie, "Ah'll teach ya >how to use that robotic limb of yours!" BOBO:[ape noises] CROW: EEEwwwww! MIKE: I don’t think that’s what the author meant, guys. > When the Freedom Fighters got home, they had another chili dog >cookout...With no >mud on the side! > The End OBSERVER: Thank God! > >*He first tried in "Cool Sonic Story #1" > BOBO: What’s that refering to? SERVO: Destroying the Great Forrest, I think. MIKE: And remember your promise, guys! We don’t want to know the details. OBSERVER: Of course, Mike. Not a word to Pearl. [All leave theater] [1...2...3...4...5...6...waiting room, Mike, Observer and Servo are around the counter] OBSERVER: My, that was horrible. MIKE: Yes, the paragraphs were bad; and then there was the rest of the story. SERVO: That goo stuff was the worst, I think. OBSERVER: Crow’s constant spoot gags about it didn’t help, either. MIKE: Speaking of Crow, I haven’t seen either him or Bobo since we left the theater. [two slimy green blobs fall on Mike and Servo] MIKE and SERVO:[sream frantically; Mike histerically wipes shoulder] OBSERVER: Protect my brain! MIKE[stops screaming; sniffs and tases stuff on hand]: Hey, wait a minute! This is pistachio flavored pudding! And there’s Bobo and Crow, up in the rafters! Get down here, you two! SERVO[stops screaming]: Yeah! That wasn’t funny! OBSERVER: Pearl’s calling. MIKE:[hits button] Yes, Pearl? [Castle Forrester] PEARL: Well, Mike, I hope your two new friends have learned their lesson. [Waiting Room] OBSERVER: I think we have. Right Bobo? BOBO:[down from rafters] Yes. [CF] PEARL: Good. Now get down here. We have another experiment to prepare! [WR] OBSERVER: Yes, madam. [uses powers to teleport self and Bobo back to castle] MIKE: I just hope he remembers his promise. Season 10 end credits roll. OBSERVER:[heard over music] Oh, Pearl... Spatula City commertial copyright “Wierd Al” Yankovic. SPAM copyright Hormel Captain Picard copyright Paramount Pictures MST3K and characters copyright Sci-Fi Channel and Best Brains, Inc. Sonic the Hedgehog and characters cpoyright Sega of America and Archie Comics. Credit given to creators of any involved fan characters. This Old House copyright Bob Villa(?). Original story by Toni Ferraro. Story is unaltered and marked with “>” (greater than signs) MST3K treatment by Jesse Shearer (email: ambasosor_lardo@hotmail.com) done with permission of Toni Ferraro only. Done purely for entertainment puropses, not for profit. Theft of copyrighted material is not intended nor should be infered by this document. Stringer: > Light put his finger on a wire then all the lights went out. “Snivley!” >yelled Robotnik, >“Activate the backup generator!” But then, all the >lights came back on! Snivley >freaked out and hid behind the controls.