This MSTing continues directly off from the MSTing of "Vixen in the Labyrinth."

[All enter, Tom is back to normal]
TOM: Great, she's back, and more evil than ever.
CROW: She's just recovering; the fanfic she's sending us can't be *too*
      evil... CAN IT?
[Bum bum bum!]

>Holloween Spirits

MIKE: [Cryptkeeper] Welcome to the crypt!
TOM: It's not a good sign when they misspell the title, is it?
CROW: Um... I have been wrong before.

>
>Rated: PG-13

CROW: [Happy] Hey.

>P.s.

TOM: These Sonic stories are beginning to PS me off.

>     If you dont like sex scenes in this ccomic DELETE IT NOW 

CROW: Oboy! Oboy! Thank you, Pearl!
TOM & MIKE: Oh, God. Oh, God. [Sarcastically] Thank you, Pearl.

>
>
>
>Story:
>
>
>Sonic: Tails!!!!!
>
>Tails: *Laughs*

MIKE: "He said my name. It's funny."

>
>Sonic: Tails!!!!!!!!

TOM: You said that.

>
>Knuckles: *Puts on devil mask*

CROW: Aw, he's going as his inner child.

>
>Tails: *Jumps out* Booooo

MIKE: "Hoooooo. I stubbed my toe."

>
>Sonic: Yeah very funny
>
>Tails: *Looks down sad*
>
>Knuckles* *Puts on devil globes*

TOM: I'm not gonna ask.

>
>Sonic: Tails your just a pest!!!

MIKE: [Clara Peller] Where's the grammar?

>
>Tails: I'm sorry
>
>Sonic: Sorry it's not going to do it Tails

CROW: "I apologize that it's not gonna do it."

>
>Knuckles: *Puts on devil make up*

MIKE: He's already red. What else does he hafta do?

>
>Tails: *Cries a little*

TOM: So where the hell are these three in respect with each other?

>
>Sonic: I'm just kidding Tails it's Holloween
>
>Tails: Yeah!!!!!!!!

CROW: "Thanks for scarring my childhood, Sonic!"

>
>Knuckles: *Sneaks up to Sonic*
>
>Sonic: Um.... your title is falling Tails

MIKE: What?

>
>Tails: Thanks Sonic I'm a Title

TOM: Oh, he's dressed as a spaghetti ball.
CROW: You're not supposed to know about that.
TOM: Oh, right.

>
>Knuckles: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *grabs Sonic very fast*

CROW: [Sonic] "My windpipe! Gaaahhhk! I'm dead."

>
>Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Sally: *Laughs* o those boys *Puts on lipstick*

TOM: Now where the hell is *she*??

>
>Knuckles: *Laughs*
>
>Tails: *Laughs*
>
>Door:

MIKE: Laughs.
TOM: Wait. Who's 'Door'?

>      Ding Dong

CROW: The witch is dead!

>
>Sally: Sonic wont you give are treaters some candy

TOM: [Sonic] "Well, I would, but they've caulked the door shut and TPed our
     hut."

>
>Sonic: Yes dear

CROW: Deer? I thought she was a squirrel.

>                *Gives the kids tootsie rolls*

MIKE: Sonic then gets sued for not getting legal permission from the Tootsie
      Roll corporation to use their product in this fanfic.

>
>Sally: *Puts on Witch boots*

TOM: What exactly does a witch's boot look like?

>
>Sonic: *Shuts the door* Knuckles....
>
>Knuckles: Yeah
>
>Sonic: *Punches Knuckles in the nose*

MIKE: Wow! An extremely forced action sequence! Cool!

>
>Knuckles: AAcckk

CROW: "Hairball. Ack."

>
>Sally: *Walks slowly to the door*
>
>Tails: Are we ready!!!

TOM: To par-tay???

>
>Sally: Yes my sweet horny stupid kid!!!

CROW: And this counts as the 'sexual content' of the story. How
      disappointing.

>
>Everybody exept Sally: *Looks at Sally*

MIKE: Well, that makes sense.

>
>Tails: I'm Horny

CROW: Glad he admits it.
TOM: He got into the Orcium again.

>
>Sonic: no

CROW: Great, back to that "Blue Steel" fanfic.

>
>Sally: *Laughs* That's a trick now let's get treats
>
>Everybody: *Laughs*

MIKE: [Tails] "Ha ha. Yeah, Sally, and you're a bitch, too. Hehe."

>
>Sally: *Opens door*
>
>Knuckles: *Gets up from the ground*
>
>Sally: Let's go right
>
>Tails: Left
>
>Sally: Right
>
>Tails: Left
>

TOM: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Sally: Right
>
>Tails: Left
>
>Knuckles: Straight

MIKE: This fanfic? No.

>
>Sally: Everybody were going Right

TOM: They was?

>                                  *Walks to right*
>
>Tails & Knuckles: *looks down sad*
>
>A portal opens up everybody fall in

MIKE: Huh?
CROW: Oh, thank you, fanfic.
TOM: Yeah.

>
>Back in Rotors Lab

TOM: [Singing 'Dexter's Lab' theme] In Rotor's LAAAAAAAAAB!

>
>Machine: Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
>Beep Beep

CROW: [Rotor] "It's my new swearing machine. Whaddaya think?"

>
>Rotor: *Looks at the machine* O nooooooooooooo *Turns around*
>
>Rotor: O no the Seventh One

MIKE: Hey, a Rotor clone. Two different ones had lines.
TOM: And the second one just noticed the seventh clone.
CROW: It's amazing how this works out.

>
>Seventh One: Hello Rotor do you mind
>
>Rotor: *Backing up*

MIKE: [7th One] "Thanks. You were kinda in the way of the `fridge."

>
>Seventh One: *Grabs Rotors Head*
>
>Rotor:
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CROW: Jeez, get dramatic, why don't ya? Just die, you big poop.

>
>Seventh One: *Hand turns into a blade*

TOM: He's Christopher Lloyd from 'Roger Rabbit.'

>
>Rotor: Help Bunny!!!!!!!!!!

CROW: Help Bunny? Why? You're the one that's about to have his head sliced
      off.

>
>Seventh One: *Cuts open head*

TOM: Why... did he slice his own head?

>
>Rotor: *Head splatts on the ground*

MIKE: Not just a 'splat,' but an extra 'splatt.'

>
>Seventh One: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 

CROW: And all the other times, the script just said *laughs*.
MIKE: Well, saying 'Ha Ha Ha Ha...' is supposed to be more dramatic.
TOM: And he failed miserably.
MIKE: Yup.
CROW: Right down the leg.

>
>Antoine: *Litsing to pop music in his room*

TOM: Litz is not Pop.
CROW: A French nerd listening to Pop music all alone. Yup, this is the most
      in-character thing I've ever seen.

>
>Seventh One: *Opens door slowly*
>
>Antoine: *Dances*

MIKE: No. I don't wanna see this.

>
>Seventh One: *Grabs Antoine's head*
>
>Antoine: *Gasps*
>
>Seventh One: *Squeezes head*

TOM: "I've just about got this zit off... ergh..."

>
>Antoine: *Head blows up*

CROW: Cool.
TOM: Yeah.
MIKE: Hey, thanks again, fanfic.

>
>Seventh One: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 

CROW: The Seventh One as Krankor.

>
>Seventh One: *Catches his body on fire*
>

TOM: [Singing] Burn, baby! Burn!

>Seventh One: *Catches Rotor's body on fire*

MIKE: So how many Seventh Ones *are* there??

>
>Bunny:

CROW: 'Bunnie' actually. But with all this crappy spelling, I just don't
      care anymore.

>       *Reading a magazine called Prono Women's Live*

TOM: Mike? What does that mean?
MIKE: Well, I bet it's another typo.
TOM: Of?
MIKE: Um.... Well...
TOM: Hehe.
MIKE: You already know, don't you?
TOM: Um...
MIKE: Forget it.
TOM: D'oh.

>
>Seventh One: *Walks slowly to her*

CROW: This author wrote all those "Leprechaun" movies, didn't he?

>
>Bunny: O no Cindy you cant marry O.J. the Fox

TOM: O.J. is most certainly *not* a fox, I can tell ya that.

>
>Seventh One: *Grabs Bunny*

CROW: Oh, so *this* was the sexual content he was talking about!
MIKE: Crow.

>
>Bunny: *Gasps*
>
>Seventh One: *Kisses Bunny on the lip for 45 seconds*

TOM: So she only has one lip?

>
>Bunny: Yuck

MIKE: You hated it and let him do it for almost a minute.
CROW: {Pfft} Women.

>            *Puts on braw*

TOM: What the hell's a braw?
MIKE: He means...
TOM: Yesss?
MIKE: No. I'm not gonna say it.
TOM: Oh, *c'mon*!

>                           How foolish of meeeeee *Changes into a Demon
>Girl*

CROW: Now she turns into *Rosanne's* inner child.

>
>Bunny: *Growls*
>
>Bunny: O the Seventh One *Kisses him*

MIKE: Sooo... she exclaimed 'yuck' the first time.
CROW: {Pfft} Women.

>
>Knuckles: Were lost

TOM: They was?
CROW: How'd he get into Bunny's room?
TOM: Maybe they were teleported through that portal they fell through.

>
>Sally: Ok were lost

MIKE: Oh, Ok is the name of the author.
TOM: Suits him.

>
>Sonic: We should'nt leavt

TOM: "The author alone without a spell checker."

>                          that robot of yours back in the bathroom

MIKE: What?
TOM: The continuity of 'Red Zone Cuba'.

>
>Sally: Ok I think we have to make are own tents to stay for the night
>
>5 hours later

CROW: [Sally] "Okay, does *anyone* have their tents up yet?"
ALL: "No."
TOM: Another five hours later...

>
>Knuckles: *Cheecking if everybody's asleep*

MIKE: He's out 'cheeking' Sally, I bet.
CROW: Mike, how unlike you.

>
>Sally: *Shakes*

TOM: "SUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGE!"

>
>Knuckles: *Opens Sonic

ALL: Ewww.

>                       tent* Yup his sleeping

CROW: What *about* his sleeping?

>
>Knuckles: *Opens Sally

ALL: Spewwwww.

>                       tent* Sally your still up!!!

CROW: What *about* her still up?

>
>Sally: Yeah I guess so *Shakes*

MIKE: Good girl. Here's a treat.

>
>Knuckles: *Takes off Sally's

CROW: Okay, so *this* is where the sexual con-
MIKE: No, Crow.
TOM: I bet the author doesn't have the brain density to know what 'sexual'
     means, anyway.

>                             witch Boots*
>
>Sally: Thanks
>
>Knuckles: *Hugs Sally warmly*

MIKE: [Tails] "Hey, how `bout a little sugar for Tails out here?"

>
>Sally: Do you think we get out thise place both alive???

TOM: Her sentence is a Junior Jumble.

>
>Knuckles: Yeah 
>
>Knuckles: *Kisses Sally on the cheeck*

CROW: So *this* is the-
MIKE: The facial cheek, Crow.
CROW: Oh.

>
>Sally: *Turns to Knuckles* 

TOM: Wow. *She's* a metamorph.

>
>Knuckles: *Gets closer to Sally*

MIKE: No... no...

>
>Sally: *Kisses Knuckles on the lips with the tougne for a minute*

CROW: That would be licking, then.
MIKE: Oh, God...

>
>Knuckles: *Takes off Devil's costume*

MIKE: Stop that! No!...

>
>Sally: *Takes off Make-up*

TOM: [Dick Clark] Will the mystery guest reveal himself?
MIKE: Ohhhh...

>
>Knuckles: *Puts arms around Sally*
>
>Sally & Knuckles: *Falls on the ground*

ALL: {Yichh...}

>
>Knuckles: *Gets on top of Sally*

CROW: OH! Now I wish I wasn't so enthusiastic about it!

>
>Sally: *grabs Knuckles stomach*

TOM: Make up your mind. The knuckles or the stomach?

>
>Knuckles: *Licks Sally on the lips and body*

ALL: Noooo! Agh!

>
>Tent shakes

CROW: Oh, I get it. They're at a camp-in movie theater.
MIKE: How little oxygen do you suppose is out on the satellite's bridge?
TOM: Zero?
MIKE: Good. [Gets up]

>
>Sally: *Grabs Knuckles and pushes him down*

[Mike begins to leave]

>
>Knuckles: *Falls*

TOM: Are you sure you wanna?
MIKE: Definitely.

>
>Sally: *Humps Knuckles*

ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
[Mike falls down]

>
>6:00 a.m. 

CROW: [Announcer] Somewhere, some `bots are crying.

>
>Sonic: *Wakes up* 
>
>Sonic: *going to check on Sally*

TOM: He's on a collision course to wackiness!

>
>Sonic: *Opens tent*

[Mike gets up]
TOM: You okay?
MIKE: I guess...

>
>Sonic: *Sees Knuckles sleeping with his lips on her stomach and legs
>wrapped around her legs*

[Mike throws himself on the ground]
CROW: Mike? Mike, don't spew on the nice, clean floor. Mike. Mike...

>
>Sonic: *Picks up Knuckles while sleeping*

TOM: I thought Sonic woke up.
CROW: Knuckles is sleeping.
TOM: Oh.

>
>Sonic: *Throws Knuckles off a cliff while sleeping*

CROW: [Sonic] "Let's play 'Coyote and Roadrunner.' I'm the roadrunner..."

>
>Knuckles: *Body splatts on a rock*

CROW: [Sonic] "And you're the... oh, that didn't go too well, did it?"

>
>Sonic: *Tip toe to Sally*
>
>Sonic: *Lays with Sally*

TOM: I miss the carefree days of 'Rangers of NIMH'.

>
>Tails: *notices that Sally is doing stupid stuff*

[Mike gets up]
CROW: So *Sally* is the name of the author. Okay.

>
>Sonic: *Licks Sally on the tougne*

[Mike uses Tom to beat his own head]
TOM: Ow! Ow! Help, Crow! Ow!
MIKE: I want to die! Now!
TOM: Ow!
MIKE: No, 'now'.
TOM: Oh. Now! Now! Now!

>
>Sally: *Grabs Sonic's head*
>
>Sally: *Squeezing it*

CROW: Do it! Just end this!

>
>to be contunied e-mail me for the next one
>

ALL: Huh?
MIKE: [Stops beating himself] ....It's... over...
CROW: But 'to be continued' means he made a sequel to it.
[All run out screaming]

[SAFE...2...3...4...5...6...Klunk-shunk]

[Mike is holding a bottle with a skull and cross-bones drawn on it. Crow has
a pistol cocked to his head. Tom is head-first into a cannon. Long pause]
TOM: Well, this would end it.
CROW: Yup.
TOM: The permanent solution to a temporary problem.
CROW: Yup.
MIKE: Temporary? That fanfic will be etched in my mind eternally.
CROW: Yup.
MIKE: How could you say it's a temporary problem??
CROW: Yup.
TOM: Sorry. I've trained myself not to think.
CROW: Yup.
TOM: Thinking would somehow lead to and image of this fanfic.
CROW: Yup.
TOM: That's why I considered it temporary; I just wasn't thinking.
CROW: Yup.
MIKE: Do we really want to end it the coward's way?
CROW: Yup.
TOM: I don't care, as long as it ends, period.
CROW: Yup.
MIKE: What about our huge fan base?
CROW: ....Yeah... That's what we suffer for. Our fame! We just need to keep
      thinking for our true friends, the MSTies of the world.
MIKE: Which includes Neuron as an Info Club member.
CROW: Right. Let's just kill ourselves now.
[Tom shoots himself out of the cannon across the bridge. A very loud crash
is heard off screen]
CROW: Actually, that looks a bit painful. Let's forget about it.
MIKE: Yeah. Well, Pearl, how are you doin'?

[Mobius]

PEARL: Mwahahahahahaha...... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!..... Okay.
BOBO: Who's that super evil Lawgiver?
OBSERVER & BOBO: PEARL!
BOBO: Man, that Pearl is one baaad-
OBSERVER: Shut yo' mouth!
BOBO: I'm only talkin' about Pearl.
OBSERVER: I can dig it. And we're finally cured of that blasted illness!
[Observer concentrates for a second and makes himself disappear.]
PEARL: Yup. I'm evil again, Bobo's stupid again, and Brainy's got his powers
       back.
[Observer crashes through the ceiling and lands on his bed.]
PEARL: ...But, uh, let's just lay back and watch more TV, anyway.
BOBO: Yeah. [Taps the remote] Heh, that Snuggle Bear...
[Fade out]

HEAD WRITER: John Berry
CONTRIBUTING WRITER: Jenny Berry
APOLOGIES: Anyone that reads "Holloween Spirits" unMSTied
           To whoever wrote this. I cannot find your e-mail address!
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