Prower Science Theater 3000 Episode 101 - Wildcat Alley Season 1 Theme Song : [identical to MST3K Season 8 Theme, except for last line "For Prower Science Theater, 3000!"] [Door 1 - A door slides from the ground to the ceiling.] [Door 2 - A glass door slides from the right to the left. Has number "2" on it.] [Door 3 - Two vertical strips go from floor to ceiling, three do vice-versa. The three middle strips combine to make "3".] [Door 4 - An iris hatch contracts, with "4" on each of the pedals.] [Door 5 - Two triangles combine to form a wall. They both have "5" painted on them.] [Door 6 - A vertical and horizontal dogbone crisscross each other. The horizontal one is in front, and has "6" painted in the center.] [Door 7 - The dogbone door from Season 8 of MST3K.] [INT SoL. Mike is standing with Tom Servo and Crow. He is tinkering with a lego car.] Mike : [struggling] I can't get this peice to fit! Ergh... [looks up at Cambot and smiles] Oh, uh, hi. I'm Mike Nelson on the Satillite of Love. These two robots are my freindly companions Tom Servo [Tom bows] and Crow. Crow : Hiya! Mike : Right now, I'm trying to fix up this lego car that me and the bots built. [goes back to fidgeting with the car] Tom : I know, you're going to say - "But a three year old can put together a lego car!" And you're right. Apparently, Mike doesn't have the intellegence or strength to make a lego car. Mike : [still tinkering with the car] Hey! Tom : Sorry, Mike, but its the truth. Crow : You should stop now, Mike. After you build it, we have to break it any way. Mike : [turns to Crow] What? Tom : Well, it is the rule, isn't it? Mike : Before its finished, then, I better go to the bathroom. [walks to stage right offscreen.] Crow : Aw, now we can't break it! Tom : If we finish it we can... Crow : [thinks] Hey, you're right! Hehehe... [commercial light] Tom : We'll be right back. Hehe... [commercials] [INT SoL. There are lego peices all over the table. Tom and Crow are nowhere to be found.] Mike : [returning to table] Ah... [looks around] Guys? Where'd you go? [looks down at table] AAAAIIIEEE!!! [puts head on table and starts to cry] [Tom and Crow come from stage left.] Tom : [innocently] Why, hello, Mike! [looks at table] Oh, my, where'd your car go? You were doing so well on it! Crow : [innocently] Yes! You act like somebody broke it or something! [Mike stops sobbing. He slowly lifts his head up and turns towards the bots.] Mike : [furious] Argh! Bots : AAAHHH! [run offscreen to the left] [Gypsy comes from stage right.] Gypsy: Guys? Guys? Where'd you go? [Mads light flashes] Uh-oh. [turns to Cambot] Um, hello? [WM. All are in respective positions.] Pearl: Why, hello, Gypsy. Are Mike and his retched little putred freinds there? [SoL] Gypsy: Um, yeah. [calls to stage left] Mike! [Mike runs onscreen. He turns towards Cambot.] Mike : Oh, hi Pearl. I was just about to dismantle the bots. [WM] Pearl: Well, don't get your hopes up, because they'll want to be dismantled after this cheesy fanfic. [smiles sweetly] Your fanfic this week is by T-Bone. It's called "Wildcat Alley." Enjoy. [evilly] Now get in the theater! [SoL. Lights go hectic.] Mike : [yelling] We've got bad fanfic sign! [Tom and Crow come from stage right, screaming.] Bots : Aaah!!! [7...6...5...4...3...2...*] [All file into theater] Mike : I'll get you guys for that. Tom : Uh-oh. > Wildcat Alley Tom : Wild, baby! > By T-Bone > Part 1 Crow : Out of? Mike : Hopefully not that many. > The YF-23X All : What? Mike : This is great. Lost in a fanfic and it hasn't even been scene 1 yet. > > >Scene 1 Tom : Now you can stop complaining, Mike. >Knothole Gym All : [snicker] Crow : Like the Freedom Fighters are that strong to begin with. > > > T-Bone and David Kintobor were in the ring both of them had boxing glooves on. All : [silence] Mike : That's one way to start of a fanfic. >Both of them were fighting eachother. Crow : Thanks for clearing that up. I thought only one of them was fighting each other. Tom : Save your grammar flames, Crow. We'll need them later. >T-Bone had the experiance in boxing since he boxed when he was young. Mike : I don't think fighting pillows really counts, T-Bone... >"Come on can't you hit me." T-Bone said while punching David. > > Both of them had the padding on their heads. Crow : Well, that explains why David won't hit T-Bone. He can't see! >T-Bone gave Dave a left hook then a right >jab, then he did some punches in David's stomach. "You got to watch my shoulders, not my >fists." T-Bone said. Tom : That way, I'll have a better chance of winning. > > "I'm more of a kickboxing fan myself." David said. > > David faked a kick and when T-Bone was not looking he gave T-Bone a right hook then >a uppercut. "Nice move David." T-Bone said, "But you need more than that to beat me." Mike : 'Cuz I'm the authors creation. I never lose. > > T-Bone came backwith a couple of right jabs, then a couple of left hooks, and a >haymaker, finally T-Bone wound up for a uppercut and David was knocked down on the >ground. All : [cheer] >David was on the ground and he had a dizzy look. "The winner and still champion >Oscar de la T-Bone." T-Bone said. Bots : [snicker] Crow : I doubt T-Bone knows he just called himself feminine. Mike : I think he was referencing to the boxer... Tom : Mike! You're ruining our fun. > > T-Bone helped up David. David was still a little dizzy. "Hey you could have hit a >little softer." David said. > > They were interupeted Tom : I'd like to buy yet another vowel, please. >by a beep from T-Bone's gate key. T-Bone picked it up. >"Whats going?" David asked. Mike : You're missing a very important preposition there, Davey. > > "A portal from Earth is gonna open. Its gonna be a big portal too. So we got to >go to the same place were we first met." Crow : Does this guy have any emotions? Mike : The world has exploded. I have been declared God. > > >Scene 2 >Place where T-Bone first appeared All : Aargh... Mike : Like we'd know where that is. Crow : Tom would. He's a fanboy. Tom : Yeah... hey! > > After Doom Island was destroyed T-Bone sent a message to Major Sharpe telling >him about the Freedom Fighters & Robotnik and how he joined the Freedom Fighters then >Maj. Sharpe replied by saying that he will help him any way he can. Mike : Who's Major Sharpe? Tom : Why do we care? >T-Bone, Sonic, Sally, >David, Rotor, and Bunnie met at the site and waited. "How long do we gotta wait?" Tom : [singing] For our lives to be over... >Bunnie >asked. > > "In about five minutes. Mike : That's not the right response to the question, T-Bone. >I can't wait to find out what is coming." T-Bone said. > > Five minutes went by and a portal began to open it got bigger and bigger when >all of a sudden Crow : It got bigger. >somthing came out. It was a fighter jet. "Oh snap they still had it." T-Bone >said. Tom : Who? Mike : Where? Crow : What? > > "Had what?" David said. Mike : The first real thing the audience wants to know. > > "Everybody I like to introduce to you the YF23X. I thought they stoped building it." Tom : There's only one! > > "Hey theres a letter in the cock pit." Rotor said. All : Woah!! Crow : I don't think we want to go there. > > T-Bone got into the cock pit Mike : For the love of...! >and got the letter. It was from Maj. Sharpe. T-Bone >read the letter out loud and it said. All : WHAT? > > T-Bone, > Tom : Well, that was profound. >I hope you like the new toy we got you. I know it will help you and the Freedom Fighters to take >down Robotnik. Congress stoped Tom : What's stoped? Crow : Ya know, like when Congress stopes? Tom : Ah, I see now. >funding the YF-23X cause they said if sombody took it. Crow : Can Major Sharpe finish any of his thoughts? >It >would be as big as a broken arrow. Mike : Remember kiddies - stealing makes things grow! Crow : Like cock pits! >You should know what all of the new things that the F-23 >has got if not the instruction booklet is in the cock Crow : Aaah! >pit. Crow : Oh. >The jet might have some glitches Mike : We're still developing the wings. >but >I know that you can fix those. Good Luck > > > Maj. Sharpe Tom : Majesty Sharpe? > > > "What is the differance between the F-23 and the F-23X?" David asked. Mike : Uh, seven! > > "A big differance. They F-23X was made with alien ship parts. Crow : Actually, it was made up of several people, so I refer to it as "they". >The ship they got from >New Mexico. Tom : Somebody's lacking in predicates today. >The jet is able to hover, and it is also Stealth. Crow : Roger Stealth? >It also has a rescue compartment >able to hold six people or David's hoverbike. Mike : Or fifty bananas. Or seventy oranges; maybe seventy-one apples. >It can also hold twenty missiles. This is the jet of >the future and we can sure as hell kick Robotniks ass with this. Tom : Looks like T-Bone had a slight fit of anger at that point. >Come on lets go take this back >to Knothole." > > >Scene 3 Crow : Dectectives are still investigating the murder of T-Bone... Mike : Be nice, Crow. >Knothole Mike : Could you be any less specific? Crow : Yeah, "Mobius". > > > The jet was in the middle of Knothole and everybody went to see it. T-Bone looked >around all over the jet to check damages. Tom : Hmm... I guess the oil line isn't very important... neither is the rudder... perfect condition! >"There isn't any damages out here. Sally use >Nicole to check if there are any damages from inside." T-Bone said. Crow : I command you. > > "Sure thing T-Bone. Nicole scan for damages. Subject YF-23X." > > SCANNING.......................DAMAGES 15%. LOCATED IN STEALTH ADAPTER, >ENGINE 1, AND CO-PIOLET CONTROL STICK. Tom : Even the robot with an IQ 437 is spelling co-pilot wrong. Mike : Let's hope it doesn't say anything about the cockpit... > > "Hey Rotor I guess you and me are gonna be doing some late night work." T-Bone >said. Crow : [opens mouth, Mike clamps it shut] Mike : No. [releases grip] Crow : Alright. > > "It won't take that long." Rotor replied. > > "We need a nick name for the jet." T-Bone said. Tom : I like to call it ... "Elaine"... > > "A nick name? Why?" Sonic asked, "I could beat this pile of junk in a Sonic second." Mike : What does that have to do with a nickname? > > "I don't think so." T-Bone replied, "This jet can go Mach 20 not to mention 0 to 200 in >about three seconds. This jet can beat you ten times before you reach the finish line." Tom : They decided to test this theory. Unfortunately, what T-Bone thought was the accelarator dropped the atomic bomb in the center of Knothole. The end. > > "But hey I'm the fastest thing alive." Sonic said. Crow : Does anyone in this story have an IQ above 35? Tom : [nervously] Planes aren't alive, dickweed Sonic! > > "You're right. You kicked my ass in a race. So what are we gonna name it?" T-Bone >asked. Mike : Fun with unrelated sentences! Tom : I like tomatoes. So who won the Super Bowl? > > "How about the Wildfox." David said. > > "How about the Wildwolf." Sally said. > > "How about the Hedgehog." Sonic said. Crow : How about the "cock pit"? > > "I don't think so Sonic." T-Bone said. > > "What about the Wildcat?" EG Foxfire asked. > > "Yeah I like that." Mike : It has a lot of originality. >T-Bone said, "The Wildcat is a great name. The YF-23X Wildcat." Tom : What's the point of a nickname if it just makes the name longer? > > "I like it." David said. > > "Yeah that name is pretty cool." Sonic said. Crow : Dude. > > "Now thats done we need two piolets ans since I know how to fly a jet like the Wildcat. >We need a co-piolet." T-Bone said. Crow : ... That will help in the cock pit. Mike : [pats Crow's shoulder] That'll be quite enough. > > Everybody jumped up. Almost all of the Freedom Fighters wanted to be the co-piolet. >T-Bone was overwelmed. "Now we have a problem." Sally said. Tom : Considering the fact that nobody in the whole village has ever SEEN A JET! AARGH! [Tom's dome explodes] Crow : Oh, boy. > > "I have an idea. I know that almost all of the Freedom Fighters has never flown a jet Tom : [coughing] Like I said. >before. So that is why we are gonna have a training school. Like Top Gun. Who ever has >the highest grade will be the co-piolet. Next step is to make a run way for the jet. It has to be >under ground because Robotnik will beable to see a run way on top of the ground. Mike : Naw, really? I thought that Robotnik couldn't spot his own hand if he had to. >Rotor how >far did you get to building that escape tunnel?" T-Bone asked. > > "One mile long." Rotor replied. > > "Good thats long enough. How ever does not want to be a co-piolet will help with the >run way. Now for the people that wants to be one. Top Gun begins tomorrow at zero nine >hundred hours. In the Knothole School. Be there." Tom : Or be square. > > > Mike : Space - the Final Frontier. >To Be Continued All : No!!! >Next: Top Gun Mike : I have a feeling Paramount's going to call this guy for copyright laws... > > > > > > Tom : And we're through part one! Let's go. Mike : [picks up Tom] Let's. [All file out of theatre] [*...2...3...4...5...6...7] [INT SoL. There is a cake on the table. All are there.] Mike : [Lunch Lady Doris voice] Who wants cake! Bots : Yeah! [Mike gives cake to Tom, Crow, and Gypsy.] Gypsy: Aren't you going to eat any? Mike : No, I think that fanfic made my stomach queasy. Tom : Don't worry, there's more to come. Mike : That's what I'm afraid of... [groans] Crow : Don't worry. You can go rest in the cock pit. Tom : Would you stop saying that, Crow? We don't even have a "cock pit". Gypsy: He's got a point, Crow. Mike : Well, I'm just going to go lay down in my room for a while... ugh... [Mike leaves to stage right. Bots continue to eat cake.] Tom : [mouth full of food] When's commercial sign? [commercial light] Oh. Crow : [muffled from food] We'll be right back. This is good cake, isn't it guys? Bots : [muffled] Yeah! [commercials] [all file into theater] > Wildcat Alley > By T-Bone Tom : [singing] Them bones, them bones; them chicken bones... > Part 2 > Top Gun Mike : ... is not a trademark of Paramount anymore. > > > >Scene 1 Crow : We find T-Bone in a pool of his own blood... Mike : Come on, Crow. We haven't even started. >Robotropolis > > > Robotnik was not in a good mood after Doom Island & IG-89 was destroyed. Tom : Who or what is Doom Island & IG-89? Crow : [shrugs] Who cares? > As he now >had a new enemy T-Bone. IG-89 was no match to T-Bone. "Dr. Robotnik I have some news for >you." Snivley said. Mike : You lost the "Most Evil Villian" award to Shreiky from the Care Bears. The judges just thought she was *so* cute. > > "What do you want?" Tom : Doesn't anybody listen in this world? HE HAS SOME NEWS FOR YOU! > > "There was a void disturbance two hours ago." > > "What came through?" Crow : A box of eggo waffles. > > "It appears to be some kind of weapon. It was for T-Bone." Mike : It was a steak plane... All : [snicker] > > "What are the Freedom Fighters up to. Tom : They are stealing my question marks, aren't they Snivley. >How dare T-Bone betray me. Mike : More fun with unrelated sentences! Crow : Oh, and you expected transisitions in a Sonic the Hedgehog fic? Mike : Its not really a Sonic fic, Crow. It's more of a "unrelated character" fic. >He is now one >of the other Freedom Fighters I don't want roboticized. T-Bone, the Princess, the Hedgehog, and >my son will be trophies." Tom : I shall put them on my bookshelf under my trophy for the first grade spelling bee. > > "But our best robot was destroyed by T-Bone." > > "That is what you think. I created a new cyborg. It has equal strength and speed like >T-Bone. He also has the same memory chip as IG-89. So this is IG-89 in a new body. So I >introduce to you IG-89 rebuilt." All : WHO IS IG-89? > > IG-89 appeared but he looked different than he did. Crow : What? How can something look different than they do? Mike : I think he means the old IG-89. Crow : Then why didn't he say it? Tom : Because he's a fanfic author, dummy! Crow : Oh, yeah. >This time he looked like one of >the Borgs from Star Trek. All : Not a Star Trek crossover! Nooo!!! >In his right arm looked like Mega Man's arm. Mike : Argh! It's crossover city! >His hand can go inside >his body and a plasma blaster will come out. "Well IG-89 do you like your new body?" Robotnik >asked. Crow : 'Cuz I sure like your body, baby... > > "I like it very much. I look better than I did in my last body." Tom : Wait! I thought he was destroyed! What... oh... [whimpers] > > "What is your objective?" Mike : To convince the world population to eat pork! > > "To bring T-Bone, Princess Sally, Sonic the Hedgehog, and David Kintobor to you dead >or alive." Crow : No, you doofus! It's to make sure I have enough salsa for my Super Bowl party! > > >Scene 2 >Top Gun Training School (Knothole) Tom : [announcer voice] Tonight on Dateline - an angry mob of foxes, squirrels and hedgehogs suspected of the murder of "T-Bone"... > > > Everybody who wanted to become the co-piolet was Mike : Stupid, because there is no such thing as a co-piolet. >at class and T-Bone was the Crow : One everybody hated. >teacher. Over the night T-Bone managed to get two vitural reality jet fighters that would give >them a lot of training. "Welcome everybody to Top Gun." T-Bone said, "For the next six >weeks you will Tom : Play MicroSoft Flight Simulator 3.0. Hell, it can't be too different from the real thing. >be trained on how to fly the WildCat." > > "How do you determine the co-piolet?" Sally asked. Crow : It depends how much you *do* Sally... > > "The first two weeks you will be studying the basic manuvers and learn the terms about >flying. Crow : Such as "crash", "shoot", and "crash and burn". >Then we Tom : Go watch classics such as "Alive!" >go to the VR flight simulators where you are gonna learn to fly the WildCat head >on. The last two weeks we will have a tournament. The winner of the tournament will be the >co-piolet." Tom : Let us pray that this tournament isn't the rest of the fanfic. > > Weeks went by T-Bone taught the Freedom Fighters almost everything. Mike : Well, Tom, looks like your prayer was answered. >When they first >got into the Flight sims, T-Bone was glad that they didn't fly the real WildCat because most of >them were crashing. Crow : Well, we think it was *too bad* they weren't flying the real Wildcat. >Meanwhile Rotor and the other Freedom Fighters were building the >underground runway. Tom : I'm still confused - how do you build an underground runway? Mike : Yeah, wouldn't you fly into the ceiling when you took off? Crow : Isn't that good? Tom : He's got a point. >Finally it was the tournament's final four. David vs. Sonic and Sally >vs. EG Foxfire. T-Bone was amazed that how EG managed to go that far but EG was >unpredictable. Mike : More unrelated sentences! Tom : Fun! >David then beat Sonic and Sally beat EG. It was finally David vs. Sally. Sally >on on David's six Crow : I think there was a typo in that last word... Mike : Hush, Crow. >but then David flipped up and then he was behind Sally. He fired a missile and >it blew up Sally's jet. David won the tournament. "The winner and co-piolet David!" T-Bone said >while raising David's hand. Tom : For the next contest, I will have a tournament to see who will be co-pilot. > > "Thanks T-Bone. But I got one problem. We haven't seen you fly. So that means I could >be better than you." David said. Crow : Ha! I am the authors creation; of course I'm better than you! > > "In the flight sim David." T-Bone replied. > > They started off face to face. David did the same move as he beat Sally and was on >T-Bone's six. David tried to get a lock on his jet. "I got you T." David said. Tom : [singing] I really got you babe... > > "I don't think so DK." T-Bone replied. Mike : Wow! Somebody actually doesn't "said" in this fanfic! > > T-Bone then slamed the brakes like Mavrick did on Top Gun. Now T-Bone was on >David's six. Crow : I still that that word should be - Mike : Quiet, Crow! >David try to loose him but T-Bone did the same stuff. Tom : Crack. >T-Bone had locked and >fired a missile at David and blew up his jet. "Yeah whats up with that. WESTSIDE!" T-Bone >said. Mike : I guess the author decided to make T-Bone a 32-year-old yo all of the sudden. > > "I guess we know who's the better piolet." Sonic said. Tom : As for the better pilot... > > "Yeah you beat me here but I can kick your ass on WWF In Your House." David said. Crow : 'Cuz when I'm Shawn Michaels, I'm too sexy to be beat. > > "Bring it on." T-Bone said. David and T-Bone gave each other a high five because it was >all in fun. Tom : As opposed to all out fun? > > >Scene 3 Tom : We see the wreckage of the Wildcat spread across Knothole. >Knothole > > > A month has been passed and the run way was finally done. Mike : Talk about a slow flight team! >Tomrrow would be >the day of the test flight. T-Bone and David were in T-Bone's hut listening to Wu-Tang and >drinking some 40's. Crow : Oh, this is a *real* responisble pilot. Drinking 40's. Listening to the on-flight CD, Wu-Tang Forever. Mike : Wu-Tang is about the only thing this author can spell correctly. >"Did you seen my helmet." Tom : I spy... poor sentence structure! >T-Bone said, "I put the Wu-Tang sign on >one side and the WESTSIDE sign on the other." Mike : Well, have you homey? > > "Cool. Why didn't we name the jet Freedom Fighter 3?" David asked. Crow : It would be a great tribute to the Freedom Fighter and Freedom Fighter 2, which crashed on their first test flight. Tom : Let us hope the same happens to the Wildcat. > > "Are you kidding. Freedom Fighter 3. That name sucks. Mike : It has no emotion it in. It would suit me perfectly. >The WildCat reminds me >of a cat. All : No, really? >When the engine starts it purrs. When it does a sonic boom it roars." Crow : When it crashes, I think it needs its kitty litter changed. > > "To think EG made up that name." Tom : EG can't even make his own _name_ decent! > > "I was surprised she made forth string co-piolet. She's got a lot of potential." Crow : As for being co-*pilot*... > > "A weapon like this is gonna help kick the **** out of Robotnik." [Authors note : Yes, I did edit that. Gotta keep MST3K's PG rating.] > > "You got that right. The WildCat is ours David. Ain't nobody gonna Tom : [singing] ... hold us down! ... >take it from Tom : [singing] ... me! Head like a hole! Black as your soul! ... Crow : To think. Two song references in one sentence. >us >they are gonna kill me to take the WildCat. So tomorrow we are gonna fly that baby to the >wild blue." Mike : [announcer voice] Unfortunately, they accidently flew to "Deep Blue" and lost a game of chess. > > "You got that right." David said, as they tapped there 40's and waited for the big >day tomorrow. Mike : So they spent the rest of the day tapping "there" 40's? > > >To Be Continued.... All : No! >Next: Test Flight Crow : Let's just hope it crashes into the ground! Tom : And we're done! > > > > Tom : ... and we're done! > > > > Tom : ... and we're done! > Tom : D'oh! > Tom : Now we're done! [Mike picks up Tom] Crow : Finally! [all file out of theater] [*...2...3...4...5...6...7] [INT SoL. Mike is sitting in a cardboard airplane. Tom and Crow are to the front and back of the plane, respectivally. The plane has the Wu-Tang symbol painted on the center of it. Mike is adjusting with the controls.] Tom : Oh, hi. We were just getting to test our plane, the WildServo. Crow : WildCrow! Tom : WildServo! Crow : WildCrow! Mike : Come on, you two. Just get on with it. Tom : Anyway, the WildServo [Crow snorts] is about to take its first test "piolet", guinea pig Mike Nelson. Mike : [still adjusting controls] What was that, Servo? Tom : Nothing. Crow : Anyway, the WildCrow [Servo snorts] can store three robots, or a Sony Stereo System. In the "cock pit" is flying ace Mike Nelson. [Mike looks up and waves] Are we ready for our first test flight, Mike? Mike : Sure are, Crow! Tom : Well, then get to it! [Mike presses a button inside the plane. You hear puttering noises, then you hear an old biplane engine. Mike smiles as the plane moves towards stage left.] Tom : So long, Mike! Crow : [waving] Bye, Mike! Have a great voyage! [You hear the engine getting more distant. About three seconds later, you hear puttering noises, then the sound of metal crashing into metal. The bots shake at this.] Tom : Well, we haven't worked out all the bugs yet, as you can see. [Commercial light] Crow : Thank god! We'll be right back. [looks towards stage left] Mike? Are you ok? Mike : [loud groan] [commercials] [All file into theater.] Mike : [groans] Tom : Come on, Mike. It couldn't have hurt that much. Mike : [sets Servo down] Yeah, right. [sits down, as does Crow] > WildCat Alley Crow : I'm sure T-Bone was drug into an alley and then shot after finishing this... Mike : Be nice, Crow. > By T-Bone > Part 3 Mike : Of 2. > Test Flight Tom : [crashing noises] > > > > All : We like space! >Scene 1 Mike : Somewhere on the ship Bablyon 5. >Knothole > > > It was the next morning and it was time for the test flight of the WildCat. T-Bone was >in his hut praying, hoping that the WildCat will fly. Crow : Ironic, we're praying for the opposite. >David was also in his hut getting his helmet >and went to the hangar. T-Bone was finish praying he then got his helmet and went to the >hanger. Tom : Hey, T-Bone! Stick to one spelling of a word! >The hangar was built only for the WildCat. The WildCat would go down a elevator and >would be in the underground run way. Next to the hanger was the control hut. Mike : Ya know, it makes you think that the citizens of Knothole have supercomputers that are the size of a Game Boy have native indian huts. >It was slightly >taller than a regular hut. In there Rotor would be able to open the hangar doors and clear the >WildCat to land or to launch. Sally, Sonic, and Rotor were in the control hut. Crow : Livin' it up? Mike : Crow! > > > "Looks like we are gonna find out if the WildCat is our great wild hope." Rotor said. > Tom : I think T-Bone's gonna be surprised what happened to the oil pipe... hehe... > T-Bone met David in the hangar. "You ready?" T-Bone asked. > > "Lets do it." David replied. Crow : Woah! That is not right. > > Both of them punched each others fist (kind of like a high five but instead they use their >fists) Mike : Then they headbutted each other. "Ow!" >then they got in the jet, T-Bone in the front, David in the back. "All right hanger elevator >down, and runway door open." Rotor said. > > The WildCat lowered down to the runway. The runway was at least one mile long and the >end of the runway was at the middle if the Great Forrest. Tom : If the Great Forest what? Mike : Somebody's spell checker went defunct at that sentence. Crow : And grammar checker. >There was a ramp at the end so it >would give the WildCat a boast to fly. Tom : Argh! >"All right helmets on." T-Bone said. > > "Check." David replied. Crow : Oh, yeah, I brought my pet fish on board. Does he need a helmet? > > "Engine on. CD player with Westside Connection, check." [all start fidgeting in seats] > > "CD player?" > > "I can't fly without my music. WildCat to Control Hut permission to launch." Tom : Don't take off! The hangar doors are closed! [crashing sounds] > > "Permission granted." Rotor said. > > "Good luck guys." Sally said. > > "Yeah. Good luck." Sonic said. Mike : Whatever. > > T-Bone put the WildCat on full throttle and the WildCat went on at least 100 miles >per hour in 2 seconds. The WildCat went closer to the ramp. Mike : There was, however, a slight miscalculation - the ramp headed down! [crash noises] >When it got to the ramp the >WildCat boasted up and flew to the air. "YEAH, we did it! WESTSIDE!" T-Bone yelled. Crow : Characterazation... > > "I don't beleive it we did it." David replied. Tom : I don't believe this fanfic's lack of intelegent characters. > > "We need to put on our air masks." > > "Where are we going?" Mike : Oh, I _knew_ this mission was lacking something. A purpose. > > "To the Great Unknown." > > >Scene 2 Tom : The Great Unknown has sucked up the Wildcat and spit it out in numerous peices. >The Great Unknown > > > "Why are we here T?" David asked. Crow : The truth is, David, I'd like to take our relationship to more than freinds... Mike : I'm letting that slide, cause the fic is getting to me too. > > "At this time hot geysers start to erupt. This is the perfect test for the WildCat's >manuvering capabilites." Tom : That's smart! "Testing during extremely dangerous weather and obstructions is fun!" > > "Those geysers are almost 1000 degrees. If we get hit by one of them we'll melt." Crow : And ... there's a downside to that? > > "I know. Thats why we are here." Tom : To melt? > > "You're crazy." Mike : Your prices are just too low! > > "You got that right. All right here the come." Tom : The come what! ARGH! [Tom's dome explodes. Smoke fills the theater.] Mike : Oh, great. [The smoke clears] > > The geysers erupted all over the place. "T watch out on your left." David said. Crow : We are going to die. Ah. > > T-Bone rolled right missing the geyser. Then another geyser erupted in the right so >T-Bone rolled left. Then two geysers erupted and in between was a small gap. "We'll never make >it in that gap." David said. Mike : I'm sure a plot hole will allow safe passage! > > "Yes we will." T-Bone replied. > > T-Bone put the WildCat side ways and went between the geysers. "I told you we can do >it." Tom : 'Cuz I'm the author, ya know. > > Many more geysers erupted and with T-Bone's quick reflexes he managed to go through >them all. "That was fun lets do it again." T-Bone said. Crow : Is there no emotion in this story? Tom : [starts fidgeting in his seat] > > "Lets not shall we?" David replied, "Lets head home. I think the WildCat passed the test." > > The WildCat went back to the Great Forrest but it passed the opening to the runway. >"T-Bone you skipped the runway." David said. Mike : I know, I'm creating more plot holes. > > "I know. We're going to Robotropolis." > > "WHAT? You're crazyer than me." David said. Crow : Y before E except after C? > > "I know. We need to test the weapons." > Mike : Drop the Atomic Bomb! > >Scene 3 Crow : T-Bone and David have been devoured by wild lions. The End. >Robotropolis > > > The WildCat was flying around looking for ememies to fight. "Nobody has engaged us >yet." T-Bone said. Crow : If you want me to, I'll engage you. Tom : Urk! Mike : Crow! There is no proof that David or T-Bone are, well, you know. Crow : Intelegent? Tom : URK! Mike : No! You know what I mean! Crow : Strong? Tom : ARGH!! Mike : Nevermind. > > "Lets give them a wake up call." David said. Crow : While we're at it, lets go order pizzas for our nextdoor neighbors, heh heh. > > David aimed a missile to a building and fired a stinger missile. Part of the building blew >up and seconds later five hoverbots and three stealthbots came after the WildCat. "We got >5 bogies Mike : Bogies? >and 3 bandits." David said. > > "I'll try to get rid of some of the and you kill the rest." Tom : SOME OF THE WHAT! ARGH! > > "Got it." > > The stealthbots and hoverbots chased the WildCat all over Robotropolis. But the >WildCat would not stay still for the bots to get a clear shot. Mike : Thanks for informing us on that. I thought they stayed in one place throughout the entire action scene. Tom : You call this action? Urk! Urk! Crow : Well, with the intelegence of these guys, you'd never know. >T-Bone then out manuvered >all of the hoverbots but the stealthbots were still after them. "T they have a lock on >us." David said. > > "I'm gonna slow down and they'll fly right by me." Mike : No, no, no! You have to break, not slow down? Crow : Has T-Bone ever done anything useful in his life? > > "You're gonna do WHAT?" Crow : That's dirty! > > "I'm gonna do it on the count of three. 3, 2, 1. NOW!" Mike : [announcer voice] David thought that the count meant to drop the atomic bomb on Knothole Village, ending the lives of several original characters that hardly appear in this fanfiction. Tom : [laughs weakly] Urk. > > T-Bone slowed down Crow : Wi- [Mike grabs his beak shut] Mike : No! Crow : [muffled] Alright. [Mike lets go] >and he was right the stealthbots flew right by him. Crow : How conveinent! >It was now >David's time for fun. [Mike looks at Crow] Crow : Now that you mention it... >He had missile lock on on of the stealthbots and fired a stinger missile >and blew up the stealthbot. "The other ones are retreating." David said. Mike : They're sick of your reeking breath, T-Bone. > > "Funs over time to put the WildCat on stealth." > > Stealth was on everything in the WildCat went dim only a little light and a tinted >screen came over the window. "Lets head home DK." T-Bone said. Crow : So Donkey Kong was in the Wildcat the whole time? > > >Scene 4 >Knothole > > > The WildCat landed in the runway and the elavator brought it back to the hangar. Mike : Hold up. I thought the runway was underground! Tom : [shivers] Ehhg... >Sonic, >Sally, and Rotor waited for them. "So how was the flight?" Rotor asked. Mike : Well, uh, we sorta killed of a couple of freedom fighters on the way back. Sorry for the inconvenience. > > "Lets just say the WildCat gets a A+." T-Bone said. Crow : It passed grammar school. Mike : The author sure didn't. > > "Yeah that thing can kick ass." David said. > > "Cool. This could help us kick Robuttniks butt." Sonic said. Mike : What's the problem? Little wittle Sonic afwaid to use big words? > > They were interrupted by Uncle Chuck. "I have some bad news for you guys." Crow : Our ratings dropped because of numerous plot holes. >He >said. > > >To Be Continued...... Mike : Somebody fell asleep at the period key. Crow : ... unforetunately ... >Next: The Great Wild Hope M&C : [hum 2001 ending until end] > > > > > > Tom : Get away guys! I'm gonna explode! M&C : Ah! [Mike and Crow leave the theater. Tom is all alone.] Tom : Where is he? [A person looking just like Tom walks across from stage left] Tom : Hey, thanks for filling in for me, Bob. Bob : No problem, Tom. Now where's the twenty-five? Tom : Right here. [hands money to Bob] So long. Bob : Bye. [Tom walks out of theater, Bob walks off to stage left.] [commercials] [INT SoL. Mike, Tom (the real one) and Crow are standing around, with a box marked "RamChips" on it.] Mike : Allright! Let's do a good thing/bad thing for RamChips! [Bots cheer] Mike : First, me. The good think was I learned a lot about the author, such as that he has a bad spellchecker. The bad thing was he didn't show his e-mail for me to mailbomb it. [Mike takes a chip from the box] Crow : But Mike, you don't eat RamChips! Mike : Now I do. Crow : Right. The good thing about this fanfic was that it was short. The bad thing was that David and T-Bone seem to be a bit queer, if you get my drift. Mike : Crow! Crow : Hey, it's true. Mike : Now your turn, Tom. Tom : [thinks for a beat, then, nevously] The good thing was that, uh, stuff happened. The bad thing was - [waits a beat] Wait! The fanfic's not over! We aren't supposed to do this until the end! Mike : Oh, really, BOB? [Tom is in shock.] Mike : We know you little secret. As soon as your dome exploded, you and Bob Servo switched off. Tom : No! I can explain! It's just that - M&C : [angry mob noises] Let's get him! [charge after Tom] Tom : No! Don't! Don't! Aah!!! [Fade into a scene with Tom already in the theater. Mike and Crow have just walked into the theater.] Tom : No! Please, don't! Aah! Mike : [nudges Tom] Are you ok? Tom : Wha-? [Turns towards Mike; groggily] What happened? Crow : You feel asleep in the theater. Tom : Oh, my head. Mike : You'll feel better when the fanfic starts. Crow : No he won't! Mike : Oh, yeah. Nevermind that last sentence, Servo. > WildCat Alley > By T-Bone Crow : I pity the fool who messes with me! > Part 4 > The Great Wild Hope Mike : Wild, baby, yeah! > > > >Scene 1 Tom : We see a beaten down T-Bone and Davey, with Tom Servo nearby, holding a baseball bat. Crow : Yeah, right, Tom. >Robotropolis > > > "Who attacked us?" Robotnik asked. Mike : Was it my hairstylist? > > "I don't know sir. But the spybots might." Snivley replied. Tom : Let me guess... a plot hole will be coming up right about... > > Robotnik, Snivley, and IG-89 watched the view screen. They saw the WildCat >attacking some stealthbots. Tom : Amazing! There wasn't a plot hole! >Then they saw T-Bone and David in the cock [Crow snickers] >pit. "What >is that?" IG-89 asked. Crow : It's called a cock - Mike : No, Crow! Crow : pit. Mike : Oh. > > "That must have been the weapon the got a few months ago. Did you trace them >back to Knothole?" Robotnik said. > > "No sir. They went into stealth. Our spybots lost them." Tom : They're as dumb as they look, sir. > > "They have a new and powerful weapon." IG-89 said. "What are we gonna do?" Mike : We're gonna breakdance the night away! > > "They may have that but they don't have the weapons we carry. Snivley when >are the missiles due to launch?" Robotnik asked. Crow : Um, I can't think of a joke here. Mike : Ignoring the obvious, Crow? Crow : What? Tom : Jeez, Crow. Even I don't have a sick mind and can still see a sex joke. > > "Tomorrow." > > "Then we have nothing to worry about." Crow : 'Cuz tomorrow, ya know, nothing will happen. > > >Scene 2 >Knothole > > > Sonic, Sally, Uncle Chuck, T-Bone, and David were in the Freedom Fighter Battle >Planning Hut Tom : Since when has that existed? Crow : I'm sure you'd know everything about Knothole, Tom. Cause your a FANBOY! Tom : Am not! >discussing about what Uncle Chuck discovered. "They have spme Tom : Spam? Mike : Sap? Crow : Sperm? >type of >missiles aimed at the Great Forrest." Tom : Oh my god! Clayton's resurrected himself into this fanfic! Bots : NOOOOO!!! Mike : Don't worry, guys. Clayton's last name was Forrester, not Forrest. > > "Whats the big deal about that?" Sonic asked. Crow : Ya know, that? > > "They are no ordinary missiles. Once impact they Mike : Explode. Isn't that weird? >release a type pf nerve gas that >will kill you in a few seconds." Crow : So, if you are three feet away from the impact, instead of getting killed instantly on impact you are killed within seconds? > > "That reminds me of the chemical missiles Iraq said they had during Desert Storm." >T-Bone said. > > "Where are they located?" David asked. Mike : In Iraq. Don't you listen? > > "Ten miles east from where the Doomsday project was at. Its heavily guarded by >stealthbots." > > "How do we take out the place?" Sonic asked. > > "If you guys try to blow up the place the nerve gas will leak out and kill you guys >before you all have a chance to leave." Uncle Chuck said. Tom : So please use that method. > > "So theres no way we can take out those missiles?" David asked. Crow : Well, I'm sure T-Bone has a devious plan. > > "There might be a way." T-Bone said. > > "How?" Sally asked. Crow : I'll use my big di- Mike : -nner. He'll use his big dinner, kiddies. Crow : [sighs] > > "How are the chemicals stored?" > > "In small spheres." Tom : Or, in your stupid world, "bouncy balls". > > "Thats perfect. Then that means they have a chip." Mike : Oh my god! It's a Rescue Ranger crossover! > > "What type of chip?" Sally asked. > > "There are a specific chip in each missile that will cause the chemical to react. But >without it, its nothing but a piece of useless metal." Tom : ... that kills on impact. Oh, wait... > > "So if the chips are out of the missile then we can destroy the the place they are stored >in." Sally said. > > "Yep." All : Nope! > > "Then me and Sal will take care of that." Sonic said. Crow : We'll just be in the love hut. > > " And me and David will provide the air support." T-Bone said. > > "When are the missiles due to launch?" Sally asked. > > "Tomorrow." Uncle Chuck replied. Mike : As we've already established. > > "Then we strike tonight, 2100 hours." T-Bone said. > > "By the way T-Bone where did you learn about how to take otu the missiles. Did >you learn it in some advance class at West Point." Tom : Must find sense in sentence... > > "No. I learned it from watching a movie called The Rock." All : [dryly] Ha. Ha. Ha. > > >Scene 3 >Missile Site (2100 Hours) Crow : It's okay to say 9:00, T-Bone. > > > "T, I read bandits in our radar. They're expecting us." David said. > > "Well lets not keep them waiting. Mike : Let's go into the area unprepared and start to fight. >Lets kick the tires and light the fires, big >daddy." T-Bone said. Tom : As seen in Parade Magazine! > > Around the missile site were many tall buildings. They were tall enough to make sure >that nobody could see the missile site. The place is guarded by at least 30 steathbots. "Whoa >Sal. Thats a lot of stealths. You think T and David can handle them." Crow : The real question is, can I handle you... Mike : Crow! Not in front of the kiddies! > > "I hope so Sonic. T-Bone said to stay here until we get the signal." > > T-Bone and David were up in the WildCat getting ready to engage Crow : See, Mike! I told you! Tom : Crow, shut up. >the enemy while >Sonic and Sally were down below close to the missile site awaitnig T-Bone's signal. >"What's the signal Sal?" Mike : Its the bird. > > "T-Bone said wait for a big bang." Tom : Let's go to Science 101! > > The WildCat found a stealth bot. The stealthbot could not detect the WildCat >because it was in super stealth. Tom : Was the Wildcat or the Stealthbot in super stealth? >But the WildCat could because it has a stealth detector. Crow : Is this fanfic writen in past or present tense? >"There's one coming up. You ready David." Mike : You go girl! > > "I got tone. Fire!" Tom : [Native American Cheif voice] I got tone. Fire! Buffalo shot. Dead. > > A stinger missile fired out of the WildCat and blew up the stealthbot. Seconds >later more stealthbots appeard. T-Bone then took thw WildCat out of stealth and the stealthbots >went on chasing them. "Thats the signal. Lets go Sonic." Sally said. Mike : He said a big bang! Tom : Are you attempting to make sense out of this? Mike : [sighs] I guess I am searching fruitlessly. > > "Hang on Sal we're gonna be there in a sonic second." Sonic said. Crow : As opposed to a semisonic second. > > Sonic carried Sally and ran to the missile site. "Sonic we got swatbots." Tom : [singing] We really got you babe... > > "Don't worry Sal. We are gonna play dodge the swatbots." > > Meanwhile the WildCat was getting chased down by some stealthbots. >"How many do we have on our tails?" T-Bone asked. Mike : Our numerous tails? > > "At least 15 of them. OH **** ONE'S GOT A LOCK ON US!" Mike : Hey! Crow : Why'd you edit that, you author person you! Author: Shut up, dickweed. Crow : Screw you, hippie! > > "Fire a flare!" > > David fired a flare and the missile from the swatbot hit it. "Good thinking T." Tom : [robotic voice] Here you go, Mister T. > > "It ain't over yet." > > Everytime a stealthbot had a lock on the WildCat. T-Bone would out manuver >it. "T, do that brake thing again." Mike : Ya know, the thingy. With the brakes. > > "No way. They are probably on to it. But I have another idea." Tom : I'll lightly touch the break, than accelarate! Hehe... > > T-Bone pulled the control stick towards him making the WildCat go straight up. >T-Bone also made the WildCat go faster. The stealthbots were quickly behind them. >T-Bone then did a flip Crow : Are you allowed to do that in Sonic the Hedgehog? >and the WildCat was now going straight down and still the stealthbots >were behind the. "T what.... are.... you..... doing. Pull.....up!" David said while trying to handel >the G force. Mike : [Darth Vader] Use the G force, Luke... > > T-Bone didn't listen. As he kept on going down they were going down 100 >feet a second. They were at their last 100 feet and at the last second T-Bone pulled >the jet back up. The stealthbots didn't react quick and all of them crashed. "Nice move >T. Where did you learn that." Tom : You stole my adverbs! > > "I didn't. I just thought of that a few seconds ago." > > "Seconds went by. I thought they were minutes." > Mike : You'd think that David never graduated from first grade. > "Lets take out the rest of the bots. I'm putting the Cat on stealth." > > Sonic and Sally made it to where the missiles were stored at. But there >was on problem there were 200 of them. "This could take hours Sonic." Tom : Lemme guess - either T-Bone will save the day, or Sonic will use his sonic speed to save the day. > > "Don't worry Sal. I can do it in a few minutes." Tom : Tom - 1, Fanfic - 0. > > Sonic used his speed and went to each missile and got out each chip. It would >take twenty minutes. "Done Sal." Sonic said with a handful of chips. Crow : Sonic, you idiot! I said take out the *computer* chips, not *potato* chips! > > "Good. T-Bone told us to meet him on top of building." > > Sall was interuppted by a laser shot coming by her. She then turned around. >It was IG-89 and 10 swatbots with him. "Bring them alive. Blasters on stun." > > "That can't be IG-89." Sonic said. > > "I'm new and improved." Tom : [singing] Like a virgin! Hey! ... > > "We have no time to fight Sonic. Lets get out of here." Sally said. Mike : Wait. Why did Sally say to IG-89 that there is no time to fight Sonic? > > Sonic grabbed Sally and ran up to the top of the building. But hot on their trails >was IG-89 and the swatbot unit. Finally Sonic and Sally reached the top, but there were >no WildCat. Crow : Choose between singular or plural form and stick with it, T-Bone! >"Where are they?" Sonic asked. > > "I don't know." Sally replied. > > Coming from behind them was five hoverbots and joined IG-89 and his unit. One >of the hoverbots landed and Robotnik came out. "Well if it ain't the big round guy in his >dramatic appearance." Sonic said. Mike : He's standing right behind Robotnik. > > "Looks like I have the upper hand hedgehog. Tom : Three aces and two kings. >There is no escape so give up." >Robotnik commanded. > > "I ain't going out like that." Sonic replied. > Tom : I'll never date you, Robotnik! > Sonic came running towards Robotnik. But then IG-89 got infront of Robotnik >and fired his plasma blaster hitting Sonic's arm. All : [cheer] >"You are lucky I had it on stun." IG-89 >said. All : [boo] Crow : Damn plot conveniences! > > Sonic was on the ground holding his shot arm. While Sally tried to help him. >"Sonic are you all right?" Mike : Oh, he just got a laser shot right into his arm... with "fanfic luck", he'll be fine in notime. > > "Yeah. I'll be fine." Tom : Mike, you *are* the god of fanfic wisdom. Mike : Is that good? Tom : Um... no. > > "I think we have no choice but to surrender." > > "You have 10 seconds to make your decision." Robotnik said. Crow : 1...2...3...4... uh, 5... um, uh, what comes next? > > Sonic and Sally were gonna surrender but then coming from below the building, >the WildCat appeared hovering. "I don't think so." David said. > > "David has lock on you Robotnik and if you don't back off your fat ass is dead." >T-Bone said. Tom : Can we go, Mike? Mike : [pats Servo's shoulders] We're on the home stretch, Tom! > > "Your bluffing." Robotnik said. Tom : You'd never shoot your arch-nemesis when he was about to kill your best freinds! Wait... > > "You think we are try us." T-Bone replied. > Crow : But we're not try us. Why do people always think that? > "Very well. All swatbot units back off." Mike : ... and die. Crow : I thought that was - Mike : Hush! Crow : Sorry. > > The WildCat hovered above Sonic and Sally. A rope came out of the rescue >compartment and picked up Sonic and Sally. "Are you guys ok?" David asked. > > "I'm fine but Sonic was shot in the arm." Sally said. Tom : Not that that's bad or anything. > > "By who?" T-Bone asked. > Crow : You! > "IG-89." Sonic said. > > "Wait a minute I took him out at Doom Island. Looks like our rivalry is far from over." >T-Bone said. Mike : I question nothing. > > "We'll talk about later lets blow up this place." David said. > > David fired a air to ground missile at the missile site and blew it up. But Robotnik >and IG-89 escaped. "Lets go home. I want a rematch with you in boxing." David said. Tom : I know, 'cuz you suck! > > "You want a rematch. Haven't I kicked your ass enough?" T-Bone replied. > > T-Bone maxed out afterburners and headed towards Knothole. "Not this time >T. I know everyone of you moves." Crow : That means he'll start to walk over David and stop suddenly? > > "Thats what you said last month." > Mike : That was golfing, doofus! > >The End All : [cheer] >Next: Pirate of the Mobius Seas All : [scream in terror] > > >Credit where the credit is due > > Tom : Whoever did the spellchecking, I will write to complain to them. >T-Bone, IG-89, YF-23X WildCat................T-Bone a.k.a Makaveli Mike : This guy has *two* nicknames? Crow : And both of them suck! Tom : Hey, they're better than "Prower"... [Tom's dome explodes] Tom : Argh! Crow : I think the author got pissed at that. >David Kintobor........................................David Gonterman Tom : AAAAH! Sorry, just brings back "Rangers of the NIMH" memories. >Sonic the Hedgehog and all related characters......Sega of America and Archie Comics >EG Foxfire.............................................Carol Schneeweiss Mike : For the last time, I'm not Swedish! > > > > > All : [cheer] Tom : Let's blow this joint! [Mike picks up Tom] Mike : Good idea. [all file out of theater] [*...2...3...4...5...6...7] [INT SoL. All are standing around at the SoL's bridge.] Mike : Well, that was intense. Crow : And boring. Tom : And pointless. Mike : And stupid. Crow : I think I've learned something today. Mike : What? Crow : Never name a self-inserted character after a food. Tom : I've learned that there *are* rappers in Sonic the Hedgehog world. Crow : I've also learned that Tom's a FANBOY! Tom : Am not! Crow : Are too! Mike : Dee too! [silence] Crow : Was that a joke, Mike? Tom : Cause it wasn't funny. Mike : Well, I'm sorry. Crow : I think Mike's the fanboy, here! Bots : [chanting] Fanboy! Fanboy! Fanboy! Mike : SHUT UP! [silence] Tom : [sobbing] I'm sorry, Mike. [starts to cry loudly] Crow : [crys loudly] You're so mean! Mike : Argh... [red light] Oh, great, the Mads are calling. Crow : [crying] Dickweed! [WM] Pearl: Well, do Mikey-Wikey and his wittle fweinds enjoy the bad, bad fanfwic? [SoL] Mike : [gestures towards the crying bots] You guess. [WM] Pearl: Don't worry, Nelson. I've got hundreds of more fanfics for you. And they're all gonna be from www.acmelabs.com! The pure source of evil! Observer: And unless my mind goes bad, which it never will, you'll keep on recieving those lousy fanfictions! [laughs evilly] Bobo : Ah-ah-ah... Pearl: So long, do-gooders! See you in next week's experiment! Bobo : ACHOO! [sneezes on Observer's brain. Observer's brain starts to melt] Observer: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! Pearl: [shakes head] Oh, those two stooges. [fade to MST3K logo] Prower Science Theater 3000 Episode 101 - Wildcat Alley Head Writer: Michael "Prower" Reid mikeprower@geocities.com http://members.xoom.com/Prower/ Based On: "Mystery Science Theater 3000" by Joel Hodgson Copyrights: All characters that appear in this MiSTing are properties of Best Brains Incorporated. Copyright 1998 Best Brains Inc. The characters in the fanfiction peice are copyright SEGA (Service and Games, Inc.), or the individual authors. The fanfiction peice as a whole is copyright 199? T-Bone. Used without permission (no e-mail address). This MiSTing as a whole is copyright 1998 Michael "Prower" Reid (mikeprower@geocities.com). All comments are appreciated. Remember, "this is just a joke". -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- >David was on the ground and he had a dizzy look. "The winner and still champion >Oscar de la T-Bone." T-Bone said.