Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog
From: "Gen Fluke" <Gen_Fluke@Yahoo.com>
Date: 1998/07/10
Subject: [FanficParody] RETURN OF ROBOTNIK! bum bum bummm!

Hello! :) :) :) :) 
This is the best fan fic 
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
!!! 

"Return of Robotnik!" 

One day sonic was jamming to Hanson and he suddenly heard something. 
It was Sally. 
Sonic said "Hi!" 
Sally left to um.. fight..some..uh..robots..yeh. 
Sonic then called his buddy Tails on the phone. 
Tails' exact twin, who could do everything tails could do plus he knew 
magic and could shapeshift, Tails2, picked up the phone. 
"Hi Sonic!" 
"Hi Tails2,  Tails' little brother who can do everything he can do and also 
do magic and shapeshift,is my lil bro tails there?" Sonic asked 
"No." Tails2 replied 
"Where is he?" Sonic asked? 
" I don't know" Tails replied, opening a can of Tab. 
"Ok COOL!" Sonic hung up the phone and turned on his favorite anime: 
"Sonic the Hedgehog!" Sonic cheered as he watched himself kick robot butt. 
Then Tails2 came in crying insanely. 
"Sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBOTNIK came and killed everyone!!! Tails, Sally, 
Roter, and even antoine!!!" 
"What about Geoffrey?" Sonic asked 
"No, he got away" Tails2 replied. 
"Damn" Sonic replied. 
Robotnik burst into the hut and said loudly "I AM BACK!" 
"Hey botnik" Sonic said. 
They battled for months, then robotnik died. 

The End