Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: "Liam" Date: 1998/06/25 Subject: MST: STORY: Sonic Fights Robotnik SONIC FAN wrote in message ... >ATTENTION: This is a good story so no bad coments >please! >Author's notes.. >Lord of PEZ is awsome! >Vote NO on Ken Penders! >End of Author's notes. Now onto the stroy! >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK >By SONICFAN >Sonics best adventure yet! >It was a brite midday morning in KnotHole Forrest. The >animals were >doing things like they usually do. Austin:Wanking! David:Austin I'm going to have to kick you again. Austin:No, wait! OWWWWWWW! Liam:Hey get out of my MST. >Rotor was cleaning up >the sprokets >Bunny was repainting the huts and Tails wasx fighting >stuffed bots with >kung-fu. And decides to become a Power Ranger. No, it was a joke get back! I hate the Power Rangers! AGGGHHHHHH! >Sonic was in his hut drinking a Mountian Due and >watching TV. Furry Beavis >and Butthead was on. "It's like beavis and butthead but >beavis is a rat and > butthead is a dog" Sonic says to Liam:Robotnik who was having gay sex with him. Liam:Hey I'm me not him. David:Hold on. ::Hits the first Liam in the face and a mask comes off.:: Liam:AUSTIN! Get out! David:I'll get him out. ::Kicks Austin:: >the reader. >Antoinee was in his house jamming to Greenday. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Just out >of nowhere rotor jumps >into the room! >Sonic looked around his hut. "Sonic!@" saidrotor. "Look >out a SWAT-missel is >going to hit you!" >Sonic said "WHA?" and loooked out the window. A swat >missel was going to hit >him! He jumped out of the hut and Ran to the local branch of WH Smiths to get a spellchecker. >ran around the missel. >Soon it smashed >into a tree and blew into a million peices. >"Woah close one dude but I made it ok" he said (sonic) >ROtor said "Bye" and left. >[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] ]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[ >Meanwhile in Robotroptolis >Grr >said Robotnik. >"I hate it when missel misses!" he said, also >"THis is your fault Robotnik:Because I am God. >!" he said to Snively. >"no no sir!" he replied! >"Packbell" >"Yes sir?" >"Kill sonic because snively is too dumb to be able too!" >"Yes sir" >"What a fat" said snively, under his voice. Wow, that's really good, if someone said that to me I would die because it's so insulting. >[][][][][][][][][][][][][] >3 or four days later back at knothole >Sonic is chatting with Sally on IRC > I luv u sal ;) > Awww ;) > no ;p > you are buetiful > ok we ave cybersex Sonic:No, I want REAL sex, the only reason you don't is because you're a guy but I know and I'm gay! Liam:AUSTIN! ::Gets a devastator:: Austin:Noooooo!!!!!!!! I'll go straight! ::Runs off:: >JUST THEN ROTOR BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY! >Rotor: Sonic look out we are under attack by 1000000 Evil cakes who plan on killing you by stuffing enough down you're throught to make you explode. >SWAT BOTS! >Sonic: Ok i got it covered >Sonic runs to the bots "Yo dudes whats up?" >Swat bots: DRRRROOOONE, WE KILL HEDGEHOG #1 PRIRORITY >Sonic said "You drone alot bots" >Just then Sonic spinned around and around killing half >the bots. >The other half tried to shoot him but sonic pulled out a >power ring and >turned into super sonic Sarcasm mde on. Because the chaos emeralds don't actually do anything. Sarcasm mode off. > easily killing the rest with no >effort. >"well" said sonic "looks like 0 to me hmmmm your >counting is bad Rote" Hmmm, looks like your grammaring are bader. >Sonic goes back to watching TV >Robotik appears on the TV! >"Hello my name is Dr. Robotnik I have taken over the TV >station no one can >stop me ha ha ha ha." >"No way Fatnick! Let's get ready to rock!" said sonic >Sonic was talking to Sally "We gotta stop Robotnuk!" >Tails says "Can I go too Sally?" >Sally said "No you are too little robotnik and his bots >would kill you or >robotosize you" Sally:Because he hates gays, when I get back I'll have sex with you OK? Liam:AUSTIN!!!!!! I knew you wouldn't go straight, trying to traumatise poor Tails. ::Shoots devastator:: >-----WARNING if you are offended you should not read >this neck part---------- By what the story? >"FOCK YOU SALLY!!!!!!!!!!!" SCREMED tails FOCK? FOCK?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!!???!!! It's Fuck you idiot. >--------Ok kids you can look now :)---------- >Sally kicked Tails "BAd Tails don't say >that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >Tails said "I am mad now I hate you!" >Sonic said "oh no but we have to stop Robotnick's TV >plan! Let's go!!!!!!" >[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Austin:II you have lots of them like this: [[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]][[[[[] ]]]]]]][[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[]]]]]][] ]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]] ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] And stare at it it looks like a naked guy. Liam:But you're dead. ::shoots the oher 97 missiles from the devastator:: >Sonic was at the Tv station fighting bots that were >jumping off the antenna. >Tank-bot attacked towards sonic. Sonic jumped flipped >and spun in the air but >tank bot was too fast. You're saying a tank is faster than Sonic?? You are no fan. >Just then sonic ran up the wall Hea desided two comit sueiside ass hiis speling waz zo baad. >and tank bot hit the >wall. SOnic laughted at the funniness of this. This being his appaling use of English grammar. >Then he >went into the tv station >Robotnick was there doing the robotnik show >"Dooo doo doo this is tnhe robotnick show we will be >pack arfter the messages >doo doo doo BUY KEN PENDERS Austin:He's so rubbish writing Sonic stories he was sacked and is now selling himself as a private sex slave. Liam:Still?? ::Gets shrinker, fires it and stomps on Austin:: >now back to the show doo do >doo its the robotnick >show our guest today is Liam:Me! >"SONIC????????????????????????????????????????" >"Yes" said Sonic >Sonic fought snively first. Armed with a laser gun >snively shot at sonic but >sonic beat him good. Next was packbell. He shot rockets >at sonic but sonic >jumped out of the way and kicked him down anyways. But the rockets were heat seeking and since Sonic got away from them the hotest source was Robotnik. >THen >Robotnick Got hit by the rockets. >hit the >button Austin:That controls his automatic wanking device. Liam:WHAT! Are you invincible or something. Since David isn't around I'm going to have to kick you're butt. Austin:OWWWWWWWWW!!!!! >. The lasers were aimed at the blue blur But the batteries were in the wrong way because Snively put them in. . They >would kill him and his >friends! What will happen next! >Stay tuned for PART 2! >Just kidding but sirousley tit's time fro a commerical >brake. >Wheel be right back After he gets a a spellchecker. >(I hope) >COmmercial >Ken: Hello this is ken penders i hate sonic because i >draw his comics. I really >suck why dont i just kill sally BANG she died now i'll >do a crossover of sonic >and Power Rangers and have them team up with Robotnik, kill Sonic and the FFs like they did to the cartoon. >mR rogers ha ha ha ha ha i am evil. >No back to the show, >Sonic escaped a stickey situaton but there was more in >store for our hero. >RObotnick produced a bomb from his sleave. "Ha ha ha" >said he. >Sonic kicked robotnick knocking him out the window. The >lardish doctor fell >5000 story's to his death. But as Tails later noted he >was not really dead. Because he was so fat he just bounced, it was so high he couldn't stop and became Mobius' main attraction. >Sonic ran out of the building just in time. The bombs >fuse ended and.... >SNAP CRACKLE POP! THE BOMB EXPLODES!!!! >There goes our tv shows >said sonc >[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]] >Sonic and friends had to blow up the robotik crystal >mine. >"Y'all." said Bunny >"these is soem weird crystals some of em are blue and >some of em are red >and some of em are green and some of em are purple and >some of em are yellow. >Some are squaree, otrhers are triangle. >Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!" >Just then they all gasped in horror. The biggest bot in >the world suddenly >appeared with its guns aimed at the freedom fighters. >"Nooooo!" >Antoinee quipped "Ze bot es BEEEEG!" >SOnic and Sally attacked the bot. The bot blew up taking >the mine with it. Sonic:That was too easy Then the badnik reformed because a glowing crystall pulled the bits together (So what if I'm taking the idea from Burning Rangers.). >[[[[[[[]]]]]] >Robotnik was watching this on camera. >"That hedgehog is a walking contradiction" he said. >Snively said nothing, neither did packbell andthen >They all sing "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday >[[[[[[[[[[5 years later]]]]]]]]]]]]]] >It was the last battle with robotnick. All of mobiuses >freedom fighters had >gathered at Kothole to discuss the plan. Austin:Of how to have the best group sex. Liam:Damn you Austin, well I've got the burning hot oil ready. Sizzle Austin:AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >"Here is the plan" said Princess Sally "We sneek into >Robotropolis and sonic >you fight the bots while we blow up the death egg" >Sonic walked thrugh the woods with sally. >"Umm sall what about that cybersex" Sally:Forget cyber sex let's do it here and now. Sonic:OK ::A puzzled looks appears over Sonic's face:: Sonic:ERR! Sal, you've got a dick. ::Sally takes off her costume to reveal:: Liam:AUSTIN! Get out of the fan fic. ::Kicks Austin:: >[[[[[disco music]]]]]] >bow-bow-chicka-bow-wowp-chika-chika-bow-bow >Tails: Funky! (dances) disco fever! (sees sonic and >sally) OoOopS!!! sorry >The troupe arrived at robotopobis. They stormed the >death egg. >It was and exciting battle but the freedom fighters won >in the end. >Back at Knothole celebration was in order. They >discussed how to fix the >TV station and antoinne danced and Chis Petrucii sang >the song of the Death >Egg battle >Sonic was on a mission dark >to defeat the evil doctor >but he beat him >like he did >and no one was asunder >thunderrr... >SONIC! SUPER SONIC! >he is the hero of our day >SONIC! SUPER SONIC! >let's all say hooray >lats all say hooray >Bookshire wept at the heartstrung plucking of the >guitar. >Tails made up with sally and gave her a hug. Everything >was A-OK. >Just then 50 million missels, a million swat bots and >the entre robo brigade >were attacking Knothole. RObotnick showed up, holding >the off button. He stopped bouncing because the politicians decided too many people were coming to Mobius and helped Robotnik. >Only >he had the power to stop the attack. Sonic put on his >cybersuit. You've turned him into a Power Ranger damn you. >Robotnik walked >into rotors invention hut sonic followed behind him. >They were both in the >hut sonic Austin:Took Robotnik's clothes off and all night excited sounds could be heard. Liam: That's it. ::Calls Shortfuse:: Liam:Could you put him on Mars? Shortfuse:Sure. >attacked with fists of fury! POW! BANG! >SHABOOM! BOOM! KABLAMO! >[[[[[[]]]]]]]] >[][][][][][][] >"I hope you had the time of your liiiiiiiiife" sang >Greenday. >THE END >Hope you liked my story! Sorry about any spelling >errors. Austin:Could have used more gay sex. Liam WHAT! How did you get here? Austin: I found a dent in Shortfuse' armour and opened it up and started to feel his dick. Liam:That's it. ::Gets Duke Nukem to bust Austins sorry butt:: Duke:HAHAHA! Wasted! Liam:Hey Jose could you get rid of Austin's corpse? Liam Slater LSGAMER@MSN.com Igor (Decap Attack),"You actually LIKE Slurp-A-Cheese? Wait untill the PROFESSOR hears about this! Your SECRET'S out!"