Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: Mark Palenik Date: 1998/06/28 Subject: Re: STORY: Sonic Fights Robotnik Another MST (sort of)? I've never MSTed a story before, but this story is so INCREADIBLY bad that I just couldn't resist. I mean, I'd have to say that this is th WORST STORY I'VE EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE. Anyway, I've never done a MST before, so...nobody cares what I have to say anyway, so on to the MST. But just so you know, I didn't read the other MST of this story. SONIC FAN wrote: > ATTENTION: This is a good story so no bad coments > please! > Author's notes.. > Lord of PEZ is awsome! > Vote NO on Ken Penders! > End of Author's notes. Now onto the stroy! > SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK > By SONICFAN > Sonics best adventure yet! > It was a brite midday morning in KnotHole Forrest. The > animals were > doing things like they usually do. Rotor was cleaning up > the sprokets for no apperent reason > Bunny was repainting the huts and Tails wasx fighting > stuffed bots with > kung-fu. which he kept in his pocket. > Sonic was in his hut drinking a Mountian Due and > watching TV. Furry Beavis > and Butthead was on. "It's like beavis and butthead but > beavis is a rat and > butthead is a dog" Sonic says to no one in particular, > the reader. > Antoinee was in his house jamming to Greenday. Just out > of nowhere rotor jumps > into the room! > Sonic looked around his hut. "Sonic!@" saidrotor. saidrotor?What? Nevermind. > "Look > out a SWAT-missel is > going to hit you!" Rotor: I saw it out side, coming toward the hut, so I told it to stop and wait while I told you. > Sonic said "WHA?" and loooked out the window. A swat > missel was going to hit > him! He jumped out of the hut and ran around the missel. > Soon it smashed > into a tree and blew into a million peices. > "Woah close one dude but I made it ok" he said (sonic) > ROtor said "Bye" and left. Because SWAT missels were very typical, and it didn't bother him at all that his friend was almost smashed into pieces. > [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] > Meanwhile in Robotroptolis > Grr > said Robotnik. rar rara rarararararrrrrrrrrr GRRR (he was practicing his wresteling moves) > "I hate it when missel misses!" he said, also was that confusing? > "THis is your fault!" he said to Snively. > "no no sir!" he replied! > "Packbell" Snively: I thought you were Robotnik.Packbell: Well, I'm not. Sniv: You said you were. Pack: Shut up. Sniv: Oh, I see Robotnik called Packbell Pack : Shut up. > "Yes sir?" > "Kill sonic because snively is too dumb to be able too!" > "Yes sir" > "What a fat" said snively, under his voice. a fat?It is very difficult to get under your voice you have to be very short. > [][][][][][][][][][][][][] > 3 or four days later back at knothole > Sonic is chatting with Sally on IRC > I luv u sal ;) > Awww ;) > no ;p > you are buetiful > ok we ave cybersex That is so weird I don't even need to MST it. > JUST THEN ROTOR BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY! > Rotor: Sonic look out we are under attack by 1000000 > SWAT BOTS! > Sonic: Ok i got it covered No problem, 1000000? I can't even count that high in 2 days, but I should be able to take care of them all in a few seconds. > Sonic runs to the bots "Yo dudes whats up?" SWAT: Nothing, we're fine. How about you? > Swat bots: DRRRROOOONE, WE KILL HEDGEHOG #1 PRIRORITY > Sonic said "You drone alot bots" SWAT: That's what we're payed for. > Just then Sonic spinned around making a 90 degree turn once > killing half > the bots. You se he "spinned". If he had spun like most people, it would have done nothing except make him turn around. But he spinned. When he turned around, he had a mean look on his face and scared the SWATbots to death. > The other half tried to shoot him but sonic pulled out a > power ring and > turned into super sonic easily killing the rest with no > effort. He then realised that he had to have all the emeralds to become Super Sonic, and was killed by the last remaining SWATbot. > "well" said sonic "looks like 0 to me hmmmm your > counting is bad Rote" Rotor: The idiots that I have to put up with. > Sonic goes back to watching TV > Robotik appears on the TV! > "Hello my name is Dr. Robotnik I have taken over the TV > station no one can > stop me ha ha ha ha." Robotnik: hahaha haha haha ha urk (has a heart attack, falls over, and dies). > "No way Fatnick! Let's get ready to rock!" said sonic > Sonic was talking to Sally "We gotta stop Robotnuk!" > Tails says "Can I go too Sally?" > Sally said "No you are too little robotnik and his bots > would kill you or > robotosize you" > -----WARNING if you are offended you should not read > this neck part---------- Necks are inappropriate for children under the age of 18. So please if you are offended by necks or are under 18, skip this. Remember, it's the law. > "FOCK YOU SALLY!!!!!!!!!!!" SCREMED tails Tails: Fock Fock Fock!Sally: What are you talking about? > --------Ok kids you can look now :)---------- The necks are gone. > Sally kicked Tails "BAd Tails don't say > that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" > Tails said "I am mad now I hate you!" > Sonic said "oh no but we have to stop Robotnick's TV > plan! Let's go!!!!!!" Sonic: You can mess with knothole, kill my friends BUT LEAVE THE TV ALONE!!! > [[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] > Sonic was at the Tv station (which was privately owned, so Robotnik had no controll over it until now) > fighting bots that were > jumping off the antenna. because it was fun. > Tank-bot attacked towards sonic. Sonic jumped flipped > and spun in the air but > tank bot was too fast. Just then sonic ran up the wall > and tank bot hit the > wall. Tank-bot: Bad wall *slap* (hitting wall).Sally: Why did running up the wall make Tank Bot slap it? Sonic: I don't know. > SOnic laughted at the funniness of this. Then he > went into the tv station again. > Robotnick was there doing the robotnik show > "Dooo doo doo this is tnhe robotnick show we will be > pack arfter the messages I'm just singing my song. Doo doo doo. Singing along. It's the Ro-bot-nik dum dum. TV Shoooooooooooooow!Interviewing first, the fatest man on Mobius. > doo doo doo BUY KEN PENDERS now back to the show doo do > doo its the robotnick > show our guest today is > "SONIC????????????????????????????????????????" > "Yes" said Sonic > Sonic fought snively first. Armed with a laser gun > snively shot at sonic but > sonic beat him good. Sonic: I beat 'dat Sniv boy good homies. > Next was packbell. He shot rockets > at sonic but sonic > jumped out of the way and kicked him down anyways. even though there were rockets, he kicked him down anyways. > THen > Robotnick hit the > button. It was....THE button. Du du du dum. > The lasers were aimed at the blue blur. They > would kill him and his > friends! What will happen next! > Stay tuned for PART 2! > Just kidding but sirousley tit's time fro a commerical > brake. > Wheel be right back (I hope) Wheel? > COmmercial > Ken: Hello this is ken penders i hate sonic because i > draw his comics. Ken: Wait. No I don't. I write them. Get the script streight moron! > I really > suck why dont i just kill sally BANG she died now i'll > do a crossover of sonic Ken: Why is this script so....blabbery? It makes no sense and runs on and on. That's what the idiot gets for not letting ME write it. > and mR rogers ha ha ha ha ha i am evil. Ken: Now why would I say that? > No back to the show, > Sonic escaped a stickey situaton but there was more in > store for our hero. Let me rephrase that. After getting out of the Jelly isle, he went to an other part of the store. > RObotnick produced a bomb from his sleave. He wears his shirt two sizes too big so he can fit bomb in them. > "Ha ha ha" > said he. Robotnik: Hahaha haha. Urk! Snively, come here! I feel an other heart attack coming on. I get them when I laugh for no reason. > Sonic kicked robotnick knocking him out the window. The > lardish doctor fell lardish...is that a new word? > 5000 story's to his death. But as Tails later noted he > was not really dead. He fell to his death, but he's not really dead.Tails: Hey, Sonic I just noticed that Robotnik isn't dead. Sonic: Interesting. Go make note of that. It's an interesting fact that I could bring up at a party. > Sonic ran out of the building just in time. The bombs > fuse ended and.... > SNAP CRACKLE POP! THE RICE CRISPIES COME TO LIFE!!! > THE BOMB EXPLODES!!!! > There goes our tv shows > said sonc > [[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]] > Sonic and friends had to blow up the robotik crystal > mine. There's a robotic crystal mine? Where did that come from? > "Y'all." said Bunny For no appant reason, just like everyone else had done that day, > "these is soem weird crystals some of em are blue and > some of em are red Sally: My, Bunnie, how observent of you. > and some of em are green and some of em are purple and > some of em are yellow. Sally: Gee, you really are observent! > Some are squaree, otrhers are triangle. > Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!" Sally: FOR GOD'S SAKE BUNNIE, SHUT UP! > Just then they all gasped in horror. The biggest bot in > the world suddenly > appeared with its guns aimed at the freedom fighters. > "Nooooo!" > Antoinee quipped "Ze bot es BEEEEG!" Sally: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO DAMN OBSERVENT? > SOnic and Sally attacked the bot. The bot blew up taking > the mine with it. Why did it blow up? > [[[[[[[]]]]]] > Robotnik was watching this on camera. I thought he was dead. Oh, that's right, his stomach broke the fall. > "That hedgehog is a walking contradiction" he said. You mean an oxymoron? How? > Snively said nothing, neither did packbell andthen > They all sing "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday AHHHHH STOP THE MADNESS!Robotnik: What are we singing? Snively: I don't know. Why do we know the learics? Packbell: Don't we have laws against this type of thing? > [[[[[[[[[[5 years later]]]]]]]]]]]]]] > It was the last battle with robotnick. All of mobiuses > freedom fighters had > gathered at Kothole to discuss the plan. > "Here is the plan" said Princess Sally "We sneek into > Robotropolis and sonic > you fight the bots while we blow up the death egg" Sonic: Wow, Sal, the things you come up with. > Sonic walked thrugh the woods with sally. > "Umm sall what about that cybersex" Sally: First of all *slap's Sonic*. And second of all we're not on the computer. > [[[[[disco music]]]]]] > bow-bow-chicka-bow-wowp-chika-chika-bow-bow > Tails: Funky! (dances) disco fever! (sees sonic and > sally) OoOopS!!! sorry That's just sick! > The troupe arrived at robotopobis. They stormed the > death egg. > It was and exciting battle but the freedom fighters won > in the end. yada yada yada. It was great the freedom fighters went to the death egg, they blew up some stuff, the end. > Back at Knothole celebration was in order. They > discussed how to fix the > TV station because after five years, still, the repair man hadn't come out. > and antoinne danced and Chis Petrucii sang > the song of the Death > Egg battle Antione: Wheere deed yhew come fhrom? An what aare you dewing een my house? > Sonic was on a mission dark a mission dark? > to defeat the evil doctor > but he beat him > like he did he beat him like he did. > and no one was asunder > thunderrr... You're a poet, and you don't even know it, but your feet show it. > SONIC! SUPER SONIC! > he is the hero of our day > SONIC! SUPER SONIC! > let's all say hooray > lats all say hooray > Bookshire wept at the heartstrung plucking of the > guitar. Antione: And wheere deed yew come from? All zees people. Make eet stop! > Tails made up with sally and gave her a hug. Everything > was A-OK. > Just then 50 million missels, a million swat bots and > the entre robo brigade to follow the writing style of the rest of the story:Sonic did some stuff and stopped the missles and the freedom fighters one and lived happily the end. > were attacking Knothole. RObotnick showed up, holding > the off button. Only > he had the power to stop the attack. Sonic put his finger on the "off" button and stopped the attack. > on his > cybersuit. because it was fun and impressive looking. > Robotnik walked > into rotors invention hut sonic followed behind him. > They were both in the > hut sonic attacked with fists of fury! POW! BANG! > SHABOOM! BOOM! KABLAMO! Bat Man! > [[[[[[]]]]]]]] > [][][][][][][] > "I hope you had the time of your liiiiiiiiife" sang > Greenday. Antion: All zeese Peeople. Where are ze cooming frhom? > THE END > Hope you liked my story! Sorry about any spelling > errors. Uh...yeah, whatever.