Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: Mark Palenik Date: 1998/06/29 Subject: Re: FANFIC:(My second bad MST)Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle I did a bad MST on the first one (nobody read it, though), and here's the second one I've ever done. SONIC FAN wrote: > ***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD > WORDS. READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED*** > Since you liked the first one I made a sequel! liked? > Here's.... > SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 2 > The Next Battle > By SONIC FAN > It was quiet day in Knothole forest seing how Robotnik > was dead and all. All though in the last issue, tails found out that Robotnik wasn't really dead, but he forgot. > Everyone was busy rotor was washing > the machines and tails was practicing kung-fu with > Bunnie. Again? > (((((((((())))))))))))) > Robotropolis > Grounder and Scratch were watching Furry Beavis and > Butthead. > "Huh huh huh Butthead is cool" said grounder > "Heh heh heh i like show" scratch said > Robotnik said loudly "HEY YOU STUPID BOTS LET'S GET > GOING EH!" I thought he was dead. > Groundeer says "Huh huh huh we stupid or something hu > huh huh" > Packbell kicks there butts! > "Scratch says "heh heh butt heh heh" > Robotnik thinks ***this is my best plan yet and it will > surely work!*** Scratch: Yeah. kicking our buts was a great plan! > (((((((((((())))))))))))))) > Over Knothole Forresst > Rotor is flying in the freedom fighter plane and > sees.... > (((((((((())))))))))))) the ((((((((()))))))))) is on the ground, just on the outskirts of Robotropolis. > Sonic was in his hut jamming by himself. Then Tails and > Antoinne came in to help him out. Antione: Heere, leet me help you weeth zat jamming. Teerning fhruit into paste ees being awfuly deeficult.Sonic: Get out. > They got there band > going and played some greenday songs. They have a band? That plays Greenday? When did this start? > Then Bunnie and > Chris Petrucci Antione: Eet was bad enough when in the last story new people came out of nowhere, but Chrees Petrucci ees going too far! > came in Bunny played the banjo and Chris > played his wristwatch. Chris: I've got MK3 on this wristwatch!Sonic: Boy, Tiger electronics has really progressed in the last few years! > the band sounded real wonky ........ Not only real wonky, but......Willy Wonky (and his chocolate factory) > so they rocked on. > Then they played the Sonic song! > I'm sonic the hedgehog and i'm so cool > i run real fast > you goony fool > ya ya ya > the bots can't catch me > cause i run mach 62 > i am a hedgehog and I rule > RULE RULE RULE!! > rule rule rule Tails:(singing) Yes Sonic is the worst, he's selfish and conceided, he's sneaky and he never pays the bills. If I could have my way, over that grand marque it'd say....presenting, a hangin on boothill. > Just then rotor's plane crashes through the wall of the > hut! > CRASH!!!!!!!!!! > Sonic says "Woah you are playing the drums too loud > Antoinne. Oh that's a plane crashing through the wall. Sonic: Oh, ok. If that's all. I thought it was something important, like you playing the drums too loud. > Yo what up Rote?" > Rotor said "Sonic you gotta come quick a whole army of > bots is invading and there gonna kill us oh no oh no oh > no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no" Sonic: Shut up Rotor.Rotor: (singing) oh no, oh no, oh no, ohoh noo, Well I'm shouting, and I'm screaming, and I don't know, what I'm singing Sonic: What the hell are you doing? > Sonic said "Calm down Rote I'll just give them the Sonic > Spin and they'll learn a thing or too about not being > dead" Rotor: You mean they'll learn a thing or two about BEING dead.Sonic: Um...yeah, whatever. That's what I meant. > So sonic ran to the bots And knocked himself out. > and everbody ran after him but > not as fast. because they didn't want to knock themselves out. > Sally and some other freedom fighters > brought water balloons to fight the bots you see, this wasn't a war, it was a PARTY! > but sonic had > the best weapon the cybersuit. > "Ha ha ha. Look what we have here a headgehog in a suit. > What is this national suit day. Too bad i left my tux at > home or i wouldnt have to wear this cape and belt > ensamle it makes me look fat, no?" said Robotnik Robotnik: Hahaha! A suit. What type of person puts on clothing! HAHAHA! A SUIT THAT COULD MEAN MY DOWNFALL TOO. AHHAHAHAHAHA! By the way, does this shirt make my but look big? > "Why don't you just stop flabbering Mr. Chubbs" said > sonic > "ooh now you made me mad. GET THEM!!!" said robotnik Robotnik: Killing my robots, I can handle. Regaining controll of Mobius is ok with me, but don't call me Mr. Chubbs! Mother used to call me that, and I hated it! > And the robots attacked > Sonic was fighting off a fet thousand SWAT bots and > another few thousan EVIL bots. In the last issue he took down 1,000,000 SWATbots in under ten seconds, but this issue he doesn't feel like it. > Sally threw balloons at > the buzz bombers and Tails was fighting Packbell and > Snively with ninja kung fu. at the same time. > Bunny stomped on grounder and scratch. Scratch was floating in the air. When Bunnie stomped on the ground under scratch, the freedom fighters were pleased to discover that nothing had happened. > SOnic cyber > attacked the bots until they got killed. He just kept attacking until they got killed. He attacked, they didn't die, so he did it till they got killed. > Well thats some > of them fdead but not all. Sally: You're being so god damn observant, just like in the last story. > Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up to help the > freedom fighters. His powers were of great use in > killing the bots. It appears that robots DON'T like candy after all! > Tails fought Snively and Cmdr. Packbell. HAI YA! WEE > AAH! KICK! SHPACK! HYROUKEN! Tails: HIA WEE WEE YAYAYAYAYAYA GOOEEE!Robotnik: Cut the baybe noises and start fighting. > "Ow" went the Snively. "Moo" went the cow."Quack" went the duck. tails had just cut off Snively's let, and apparently it cuased Snively a little pain. > SHOYROUKEN! Sonic: God bless you! > Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp. I always say Kapow when I get turned into a bloody pulp, how about you? > Packbell grabs tails by his Tails. > "Hey what the heck" says Tails Tails: I'm supposed to win! Why are you fighting? I'm calling my agent! > Packbell repetedly slams Tails against a rock. > "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" goes Tails As every bone in his body is broken.Tails: That stings! > Sonic kills abot with his laser. Who is Abot? What Abby is he the Abbot of? > "Oh no Tails is a > trouble" SOnic slices Packbell in half Sally: What is a trouble?Sonic: It's a two tailed fox. Sally: And why did you slive Packbell in half? We can't have him in fanfics anymore. Sonic: Don't worry. In this story charecters just pop back up after being completely destroyed mangled and incinerated. Even if he is dead, he should appear again in the next paragraph. Sally: Oh. > "oog" goes Packbell Packbell: Oog Goo goo gaga. I make baybe noises when I get killed.Robotnik: Shut up. Dead people don't talk. Packbell: Ok. Robotnik: Argh.... > "Gee thanks sonic but my head hurts ha ha ha" Tails said Sonic: What exactly do you mean by my head hurts ha ha ha. Are you feeling ok?Tails: ahahahahahahaha URK (has a heart attack and dies)! > Sonic does the megasonicspinattack and kills the rest of > the bots. He didn't do that in the first place because he wanted to watch the others fight. He did it now because the author wanted a quick ending. > "Well robotnik it looks like those bots didn't "get me" > a-ha ha ha." said sonic Robotnik: Are you sure? It looks like they did to me.....wait, let me get my glasses. No, your right. They didn't. And what do you mean by a-ha ha ha? Sonic: ahahahahahahahaha URK (has a heart attack and dies)! > But Sonic didn't know that one bot was still there. It > shot Sally. Robotnik: You said you killed all the bots. Liar.Tails: Why didn't the Robot do anything other than shoot Sally? Sonic: The author tried (and failed) to give this story a sense of drama. Tails: Oh, but that still doesn't answer why you didn't destroy him. > "Hey that's a good idea!" says Ken Penders > SHUT UP KEN!!!!! Antione: Moore peeople aepearing! Why dew peeople keep coming awt of nohwhere? > "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Sonic yeld > "Hee hee" said Robotnik "I killed the princess what do i > win hehehehe" Sonic: You win an all expenses paid trip to....Hawaii! > "ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sonic > scremed. Sonic: FOCK FOCK FOCK FOCK FOCK!Robotnik: What? > Robotnik got in his hover and drove away to where? He got his hover on his way to drove where they did see? > they > didn't see because sonic was taking sally back to > nothole They liked to watch Sonic do that sort of thing. > ((((((((((())))))))))))))) > "Oh no Sal's dead" sponic Moaned. Tails: Shouldn't you have said that before? > "No she's not dead" said bookshire "She's just > unconginous" Sonic: what does unconginous mean?Bookshire: I don't know, but it sounds good. > Sonic was sad. I just love the description in that sentance. > Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs and Antione: Again, where did you come from? > Bookshire was heartfelt atr the songs what? > *sniff* Antione: Who said that? > Vision said "Hey sonic man i know how you feel" Such words of sympathy. > "Hey why don't you just fock off pez-brane" sonic > angerly said. He was angry at the fact that Vision didn't have any pez on him. He was also slightly annoyed at the fact that Vision was trying to make him feel better. > "What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy > wimphog" Vision agrly said back Sonic: Pez hog. Why? > "Grr" said sonic then He kicked Vision and vision foungt > back. And Vision kicked him foungt back. > THey punched eachother in the head and blood was > all over the place then sonic threw vision in the pond. They both agreed to do that. > Vision accidendetily swallowed a power ring and > vaporized. He is very wide necked, and the power ring was angry because he owed him money. > "Y'all sour hog y'all killed vision what d'y'all think > yer a d'oin why don't t'y'all just get the hep hop outta > here y'mean ole blue BUG!" Bunny said. Sonic: What did you just say? > Just then a letter dropped from the sky It was the letter........A! > AIRMAIL!!! > TO SONIC > it said Sonic: Argh! you can talk! > YOU ARE INVITED TO THE ROBOTNIK'S ROYALE WRESTLING > CHAMPIONSHIP Sonic: Hey, Tails, c'mere, free tickets! > The winner will be declared the champion of mobius. > At the underground city Did I mention it was Sumo wresteling? > Be there or be dead.. > Sonic said "i'm goin'!" Sonic: What fun! > "Me too!!!!" said Tails "it'll be great!" > "Right on let's penut butter and jam!" Sonic said It was at a time before he had prefected his cool sayings. > VRRRROOOOOOOOMMM!!!! Sonic: Lets play cars!Tails: VROOM VROOM! > ((((((((((((())))))))))))))) > Underground City 11:59 PM > Sonic steps into the ring > "Ladies and Gentlebots" said announcer Snvely "In this > corner we have the tag team Sonic and Tails!!!" > BOOOO!! said the SWATbots > "And in this corner Grounder and Scratch" Snively > announces > "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO > RUMBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Did it ever occur to you just how weird this whole thing is? > Sonic is in the ring fighting gounder > "huh huh what goes grounder" > KA-POWIE Grounder: Less weird noises and more fighting. > A fist in his face! Grounder: Get it out! > BOOM BOOM BOOM he's down! (singing)Boom cha boom, bo bo boom cha boom "when the night is..." > Scratch steps in and kicks sonic in the eye! > "AARRRRGGGGGG!!! TAILS!!!!" Tails: What? You want a lemonade? > Tails jumps in flys around and kung-fus there butts how exactly does one go about doing that? > BOOM SHAKA BOOM BANG! Antione: Stoop thee weird noises! > Sonic gets up again! > SOnic spin dashes grounder while tails throws a fireball That was sitting there, burning away at his hand all day > at Scratch! > They're down 1 2 3 > Sonic and Tails win!!!!!!!!!! Snively: Oh well, let it never be said that Dr. Robotnik is not honest, you win! > Heh heh heh now for my secret plane, thinks Robotnik My secret plane, hidden in the secret hanger. I can fly away now. HAHAHAHAHA! > ((((((((((((()))))))))))) > "We won we won WOOHOO" says Sonic! > "Just a second you have to fight our next contender!" > Snively says Sonic: Oh, ok. Sure man. > A huge bot steps into the ring > Snively says "It's STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN BOT!" such a stupid name. > "earf" says Tails Sonic: Stop mumbling gibberish. > "I'm going to mutalate you" says stone cold bot Stone cold: I am the exterminator. Hasta lavista, baybe! > "b-b-b-b-b-but why??" stutters a nervous tails Stone cold: You figure it out. This is a wresteling mach. It's what everyone else has been doing, moron. > "You wanna know why?" > "You REALLY wanna know why?" > "BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!" I wanna go play with my toys, stone cold say so! > "And that's" > "The bottom line!!!" > DING! > The bot gives Sonic the stone cold stunner! Sonic: What is that? > Tails does a spine breaking kick to the bot! > No use the bot hammers tails in the head he's down! No use the bot. > Pile driver on the bot by sonic! > Tails bounces off the ropes! > Sonic beats on the bot the bots kicks sonic in the nose! > OOOOWWWWW!!! > Tails does a HYROUKEN! HYROUKEN! Not the weird noises again. > "Ow i'm on fire! Someone help stone cold!" Who is saying this? Does stone cold talk about himself in the 3rd person? And why is someone on fire? > "Stunner this!" says tails smashing his hand through the Stone: Sure, but how can you "stunner" something? > bots head > Sonic powers up his spin dash and slices the bot 5 > times! > The bot falls apart > Then.... > KLICKETY KLACK BAAAAANNNG!!! > THE BOT EXPLODES!!! More weird noises! > "Well" said Robotnik "Good show but I just dropped 7 > nukes on the great forest they're all dead > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" HAHAHAHAHAHA URK (has a heart attack and dies)! > "What???" said Sonic "WHAAAT???" Robotnik: (says it louder) I DROPPPED 7 NUKES ON THE GREAT FOREST AND ALL THE NUKES ARE DEAD! > "Robotnik you will pay!" sonic said. Robotnik: Uh oh, I only have 50 bucks on me. > The bots hustled sonic and tails into a space ship instead of killing them. They were then sent into the sun. > "We're going to Spacetropolis!" Robotnik giddily said. huck yuck, boy do I feel light headed. > ((((((((((())))))))))) > SPaCe..... The final fronteir, these are the voyages of the star ship Enterprise. > "Hey lookit the stars" tails awed. Sonic: Cool. Of course, it doesn't bother me that it was Robotnik who put me in the space ship. > "Yeah" said Sonic "Theres as many stars as there are > mobians but now a bunch of them are dead and its all my > fault Spoken like a true idiot. > "SOnic you did what you had to do" said tails. ditto > "Yeah but i guess space is alot like mobius some times" > sonic said > "Yeah i guess it is" Tails replied Antione: What the hell do you mean? > "Hahahahaha you will be roboticized hahahahahaha" Robotnik: hahahaha URK! I feel an other heart attack coming on. I get them when I laugh for no apparent reason. > Robotnik chortled as he gargled. > "Not funny Lardnik!" said sonic Robotnik: It wasn't supposed to be. > "Huhuhuhu LARD BUTT!" said grounder Clunk, Clank (a pile of scrap metal is found where grounder used to be) > ((((((((((())))))))))))) > Spacetropolis Robotocizer room Robotnik: I'm beggining to wonder why I didn't do this back on Mobius. > Sonic is in the roboticezr Sonic is a robotSonic serves Robotnik The end > The green ray is going to robotocize him. But then, it decides not to. > "Well this is the end i guess i'll say a few words. I > love you Sal!" said sonic Tails: She's dead, you idiot. And she's not here. > "Hee hee your going to a robot a robot a rooobot" went A riboty riboty robot (sings and skips around) > Packbell > Suddenly vision bursts into the room! Sonic: I killed you! > "HUH??? WHAT THE??? UHHH?? YOOOUUU????" Robotnick Wuh duh muh luh > confuseldy said > "Yeah you are apsiposlitivediddly right Crazy Ivo" said What the heck did he just say? > Vision > "Now drop that hedgehog!" Robotnik: I'm not holding him. > Sonic makes a daring escape and frees Tails! even though he was surronded by Sonic spin proof glass. > They flee > the room! > An action-packed battle takes place on the space > station. I'm not going to bother to describe it, but to make this a great story, I'm going to tell you to imagine it in your head. Wow, this is really an action packed story. > Sonic and friends are victorious. And dead from the nukes. > (((((((((((((()))))))))))))) > Spacetropolis control room > "Nothing left to do now but blow up the planet" said > Robotnik Robotnik: And blowing up the planet can be so boring. > He pushed the button > 3 > 2 > 1 > KKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOO!!!! Antione: Not the more weird souuunds! > Mobius is gone! Sonic: Darn I think I'll express emotion like I did last time in this story. Darn it. I guess I lose. Story end. Oh well. > Sonic sees the glint of a crystal! > From the mine he must still have some! what mine? > Sonic picks up the crystal and Robotnik sees him. horror of horrors. Robotnik sees him! > Sonic shoots robotnik with thje crysatl's energy and he I never knew the crystal had that much energy in it. > gets knocked down! Robnik pushes the button Robotnik: I'm going to blow up Mobius.....AGAIN! > "hahaha my bots are gone but i'm gonna blow this up and > take you with me blue freak hahahahahahahhahahahhaa!!!!" And then and then and then and then! > SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS > "Run!! said sonic! Sonic: Why? Mobius is gone. Who really cares about this? > "AHHHH nooo!" said Tails! Sonic: God bless you! > 9 > 8 > 7 > 6 > 5 > "Hurry we gotta go faster!!" Shut up and run. > 4 > 3 > 2 > "ON NO!!!!" This is so descriptive. > 1 > . > GAAAABLLLLOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! Sonic: God bless you. > there goes the neighborhood. Antione: Where? Where? > But at the last second sonic used the glowing cystal > energy and was in a time poral. The poral is a revolutionary new vacuum cleaner! > But Robotnik was there too! He managed to unkill himself, go back in time to before the ship blew up, walk out the door, and magicaly appear in the poral vacuum cleaner. > They battled using chaos crystal power sonic zapped > robotnik and he was gone! Sonic jumped into a portal and the end. Robotnik was defeated in 5 seconds. Not unlike the worst Star Trek episode ever created. > WAS..... Where did that come from. > ((((((())))))) > Back on mobius! Sonic: What am I doing here? These damn vacuum cleaners never work right. > "Hey wait" said sonic "Robotropolis is here! We blew up > the death egg! CaN THIS be happening!!??!" Tails: Yes! Robotropolis IS here! Oh gosh, this is great! Like, can this, like be happening? > Sonic ran back to knothole > Sally and vision were there > "sal Are you ok??" sonic asked Sally: What the hell are you talking about. No I'm dead. > "Yes" said sally > "I used my healing powers she will be fine now sonic" > said Vision Sonic: What are YOU talking about. I was fine. > "You the man pez-bro" said Sonic Vision: Yes, I am. > "But Robotropolis is still here" he thought Sally: That wonderful observation again. > And the battle begins again..... And again, and again, and drones on and on and on. > THE END Or is it. Bwahahahahahahhaha haha ha ha URK (I have a heart attack and die)!