Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: anti@spam.com (Johnny Wallbank) Date: 1998/07/12 Subject: Re: FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast For The Naked Eye >LEGAL STUFF----------- >All characters like Sonic and stuff, fetured in this >story are copyright of SEGA and Archie Comics. Except >for Packbell, Chris Petrucci and Vision, and others they >are copyrights of their respective authors. HOWEVER THEY >DO NOT APPEAR IN THIS STORY. Other copyrights like >Beavis and Butthead and Mountain Due and Greenday are >copyrights of other companies. THe author of this story >does not intend to imply ownership of anything or >anycharacters in the following story. This story may be >distributed for free but you can't sell it for money. >End of LEGAL STUFF---- MiSTED by Johnny Wallbank (Sonikku). >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 3 >Too Fast for The Naked Eye *Sonikku dresses his eye up. Is he still too fast? >By SONIC FAN Which Sonic fan would that be? There are hundreds out there nowadays. >Another SWAT smashing action paked story from the master >of sonic fan fiction!!! ALL HAIL THE MASTER OF SONIC FANFICS AND HIS GLORIUS NEW REGIME!!! Or maybe not. >It was another day in Knothole not being without the >worry of Dr. Ivo Robontik. All the freedom fighters were >doing useful stuuff. I normally do useful stuff around the house, however I haven't tried doing useful stuuff yet. Must try it sometime. > Sally was orgazining the computor >records, Let's see... C... Cybersex I ... Furry IRC > Bunnie was reajusting her mechanical arm and staring at a row of crystals stating their colour, shape and date of originating, to cut a long story short, she was being observant. >ROtor was dunking donuts in the lab. ROtor: I MUST DO SOMETHING USEFUL TO SAVE THE WORLD! I KNOW! I WILL DUNK MY DONUTS UNTIL I DRAIN ALL THE WORLD'S COFFEE AND SAVE PEOPLE FROM CAFFIENE DEATH!!! > Meanwhile while >this stuff was being done Sonic was in his hut watching >TV Where's the TV reception gone? I don't belive seeing any TV Sattalites on the huts' roof, maybe I missed that episode/comic where Sonic gets a TV reception. I'll go find out what episode/comic it was... > Then Tails walked in And said "FOCK YOU SONIC!" >"Hi there Tails have a Mountain Due" said Sonic Tails: No thanks, I just ate. >"thanks sonic hey whats on TV." >"Everything on tv sucks thanks to robotnik. Since the TV >station is still down Torn down in Part 1, rebuild in Part 1, destroyed 5 seconds before Part 3. >the only thing to watch is >robotniks channel" said sonic >{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}} I thought it was ((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))) anyway, but nooooooooo, now it's the new fangled {{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}} thingy. Honestly, ((((((((((()))))))))))s these days.. >Just then Rotor suddenly spilled coffee ROtor: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE SPLIT THE HOLY COFFEE! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW, I MUST DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH MY COFFEE!!!! > on the >cybersuit. Where the hell did that come from? >"oops" he said ROtor: NOOOOOOOOO! I'VE DOOMED THE WORLD BY NOT DOING SOMETHING USEFUL! I'll go pour myself another cup of coffee >{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I know! ({({({({({({({({({({({})})})})})})})})})})})} Now everyone's happy! >Sonic is watching TV. Really? Last time I saw him, he was doing the laundry.. I must not of been observant enough, I'll talk to Bunnie about this... >Robotnik: Doo doo doo der dee der la du ddaaaaaa! >this is the robotnik channel What an original and inventive name for a TV channel! and >it's time for the Robotnik show! What an original and inventive name for a TV show! >Snively and the SWAT bot orchastra play the Robotnik >Show theme song. What an original and inventive name for a TV theme tune! > Snively plays the sax. Ah, yeah, Snivley went completely off charecter in Part 2.39483943943498 and learned how to play the sax... WAIT A MINUTE! So Snivley plays both the orchestra and the sax? Impressive stuff... >Robotnik: Helloo! Robotnik: He-llo every-body! Audience: Hi there, Dr. Robotnik!!! >Wlecome to the show! Yes! We all wlecome you to the show! We used the welcome you to the show, but now, we've made a change! Let's wlecome you to the show instead for easier... err... listening! >Live from >Robotnropolis! That's right! We've moved location! From Robotropolis to Robotnropolis! >So freedom fighters are like, lame. Audience member: So y'all like, ya know, like, seen this like, show, y'know like, before, y'all, yeah, like, this show like, rules, ya know y'all and stuff, yeah y'all... like peace y'all and stuff.. yeah.. y'all.. yeah.. yeah... >SWAT bots: HA......HA.........HA After this show some major changes were made to the Doctor Who show. DALEKS: HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! >"Boo!" say sonic and Tails Delayed reaction. Ahhhhhhhhh... so very scary.. ahhhhhhhhhhh... help me... ahhhhhhh. >Robotnik: We'll be right back after this commercial. Doo >doo doo doo doo dooo I remember that theme tune, it goes: DOO DOO DOOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOD ODODOO DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOO DOOD DOOOOOOOOOODY DOODDDYYYYY YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I think? >Hello. The recieving end has hung up, please try again later. > Are you robotocizd? No... tell me more! >If not there are people who can help. Oh goodie! WHO?! WHO?!?! >Just stop by robotropolis >and we'll robotocize you good. COOL! None of this crappy roboticaztion, you get GOOD roboticazation! >Doo doo doo Here we go again! DOO DOO DOOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOD ODODOO DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOO DOOD DOOOOOOOOOODY DOODDDYYYYY YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! >I'm Dr. Ivo >Robotnik doo doo doo I'm a singin' my song because we're >back ooh doo doo doo doo. DOOO DER DUM DAH OOHHHOOUHHHHHH YEAH! WEEEELLLLCOMMMMEEE TO THE NA NAN NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOHOOOOOO REALLY REALLY WOOOOHHHHAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! CRAP SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW! *Drum roll. >Robotnik: Today our guest is Ken Penders. Yes! Straight from Earth, please give him a warm wlecome! Also on tonight is Leonardo D'Caprio!!! As if you care. >Snively and the swats play music while Ken walks onstage The good old doo doo doo tune? Or something original and inventive? This show's really good at being original and inventive!!! >Robtnik: Hiya Ken! >Ken: Hello Mr. Docotor During the commerical, Robotnik got promoted to Docotor. A highly honoured title. Ken's telepathic of course and read his mind. >Robotnik: Please, call me Ivo Where have I heard that before... I remember it on some AOSTH episode... >Ken: ok Evo Evo? Ego. >Robotnik: IVO! Ken: EVO! Robotnik: IVO! Ken: EVO! Robotnik: IVO! Ken: EVO! Robotnik: IVO! Ken: EVO! Robotnik: IVO! Ken: EVO! Robotnik: IVO! Ken: EVO! Robotnik: IVO! Ken: EVO! Robotnik: IVO! >Ken: Ok FatO >Robotnik: Fok!!! just forget it! Ken: No! Fock... sorry... I mean fok you Robotnik! >Ken: Otay On Mobius you see, people say 'Otay' not 'Okay'. It's a new fangled thing, like these {{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}s you see so often. >Robotnik: So Ken what do you do for a job >Ken: Well I draw Sonic comics >Robotnik: really Ken: No, I'm lying. >Ken: because I hate sonic >Robotnik: Really? ME TOO!!! Ken: Really? AND ME!!! Robotnik: Really? THAT'S COOL!!! Ken: Really? OH YEAH!!! >Ken: And I want to kill Sally! >RobotniK: Really? ME TOO!!! Ken: Really? AND ME!!! Robotnik: Really? THAT'S COOL!!! Ken: Really? OH YEAH!!! >Ken: Mmm-hmmm thats right a-yup Robotnik: You're not Ken are you? Ken: Sorry, I was lying again, I'm Elvis you see, uh-huh-hoh. >Robotnik: So if you draw sonic comics.... >Ken: ya Robotnik: Where do you come from Elvis? Ken: Deutschland! >Robotnik: and you hate sonic... >Ken: ya Robotnik: What's it like in Germany? Ken: It ist gut danke! YA!!!! >Robotnik: Wouldn't that be kind of a.....Walking >Contradiction? Ken: No, it's a Running Contridiction. Robotnik: No it's not, it's a Hopping On One Foot And Quacking Contridiction. Ken: No it's not, it's a Rolling Down The Stairs Sticking Out One Foot And Eating Several Packets Of Nachos And Laughing Contridiction. >Ken: In what way You go straight on till you get the first junction, then you turn off left and keep going until you get to the highway, then you take a sharp right and you're there. >Robotnik: Snively, wouldn't you agree that's it's a >walking contradiction Snivley: No it's not, it's a Rolling Down The Stairs Sticking Out One Foot And Eating Several Packets Of Nachos And Laughing Contridiction. >Snively: Well...uuhhh...I.... >Robotnik: JUST SAY YES!!!! >Snivley: Um, ok, er um, ah, yes Snivley: Well erm. ah you see well now, it's like this, you've got the wrong impression, it's not like that, errm., ah, yeah well it's like this, nooooooooootttt reallyyyyy, ermm.... Oh OK, yes. No, maybe. No, perhaps, erm... yes. >Robotnik pulls out and electric guitar and Completely straying off the main plot decides to hit Snivley on the head with it. >snively plays the bass Playing over 3 instruments at once? Woah! Snivley IS good! >some SWAT bot plays drums And laugh hysterically all the way through it. >They play Walking Contradiction by Greenday Which GenFluke had stapled onto Robotnik's ass. >Robotnik: DUNN DUUNN DUNNN WALKING CONTRADICTION!!! YEAH YEAH YYYYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M A ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS STICKING OUT ONE FOOT AND EATING SEVERAL PACKETS OF NACHOS AND LAUGHING CONTRIDDICCTOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! YEAH! >Sonic says "Well that wasted some time. I wonder what >Roter is up to" "Oh he's just gone to change the grammer system of the speech on this from script to using speech marks like this, and he's changed his name from ROtor to Roter now." Tails said. >JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT!!! "What the hell are you doing up there?" Sonic asked. "Yeah, and how the hell did you fall through the roof?" Tails said. "IT SHOWS YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I EAT TOO MUCH DONUTS TAILS!" "Yeah, but how did you get on the roof?" Sonic asked again. "I ERRR.... WAS... I DUNNO, I JUST GOT UP THERE!!!" "Why are you talking in caps?" "BECAUSE I JUST FELL THROUGH THE ROOF IN CAPS! AND I HAven't got over the... Ah, that's better. "Are you OK, Roter?" "Nono.. I changed my name again, it's now 'Rotor'." "Oh, OK, Rotor." >Rotor "Sonic Its' an emergency!!!" >"What is it? Another SWAT missel?" says Sonic Rotor "Yeah, get out of the way." "Another grammer change?" says Sonic. Rotor "Yeah." "OK." says Sonic. Rotor "Get out of the missels way." "OK." says Sonic who steps backwards and waits for the missel to go past. Rotor "Robotnik's missels are deadly, I prefered his missiles." "Yeah. He keeps shooting them through my window. I get nightmares about it and stuff." says Sonic. >"No!" said Rotor "Geoffry St. George is putting the >moves on Sally!" What an awful place to leave your Fighters Megamix moves list. Stop him Sonic! >"Ye gads! Lord Tails! With me! We must stop this foul villain from taking over this fair land! Come! >said sonic "I'll be right out there kicking >his butt in a few minutes!" That's not very nice. >"Hey sonic" mentioned Tails "Did you ever think that our >lives are like TV shows sometimes" "Yes." says Sonic. "Oh." mentoined Tails "Fair enough." >"Uhh whaddya mean?" sonic said I forgot. Who cares? >"Well you know sometimes we do stuff and it's like the >stuff on Tv and stuff" tails said "No it's not, we haven't got a doody theme tune yet." Sonic said. >"Tails shut up. I don't know what the fock Nono... fok. No, fock? OH FOC/K OFF SONIC! FOC/K YOU! FOC/K EVERYTHING! FOC/K! FOC/K! FOC/K! >you're >talking about our life being tv or something now I gotta >JUICE my oranges. It's fresh in season you know. I like oranges, it makes me even more out of charecter. Cool huh? >" sonic said then he ran out of the hut WHOOOOSH! I sure hope Tails had ear-muffs then. Or I'll sue Sonic Fan for deafening Tails. Or something. >{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Or... ((((((((((((())))))))))))))) >Knothole Villiage >SCRREEEEECHCHHHH!!! CRRAAAASSSHHHHH!! This isn't Grand Theft Auto you know. >sonic runs into a hut Picccckkkk a hut, any hut, the one you choose will somehow have Geoffery St. John in. >"Ahhh Sally you are like the most beutiful apple" Sally slaps Geoffery and he falls unconsious. >Geoffry said >"You are so flattery" said Sally MOM! WHAT'S A FLATTERY? >Sonic climbed out of the junk pile Which was convientely placed in the hut, for some reason. >"Hold it G! Get your hands off her you dam dirty ape!" DR. ZAIUS, DR. ZAIUS! DR. ZAIUS, DR. ZAIUS! Wrong cartoon. >sonic spat Sonic should know better not to spit. Spitting can spread germs. It's also probably illegal in some parts of America. Ask around for more details. >"Oh well look at this. If it isn't the villiage >buffooon." Geoffrey said MOM! WHAT'S A BUFFOOOOOON? >"How are you today villiage >buffoon? Felling stupid i thought so fa-ha ha ha" Geoffery then burst into hysterics. Sonic and Sally joined in for no reason. >"SHUT UP!!!" sonic said "NO! SHUT THE FOC/K UP SONIC!" Geoffery yelled. >"Oh touche, No, en garde. Wrong cartoon again Sonic Fan. >Sono Sonotropolis? What's this doing here? >. I am great, you are not, end of story" Oh OK. This story was MiSTED by Johnny Wallbank... have fun... -- Sonikku Yeah right! Read on! >Geoff said >"Oh yeah, well let's just figt about it, buttmunch." "Shut up dillhole!" Geoffery punched Sonic. "ASSWIPE!" Sonic punched Geoffery. >sonic said >"Well ok we shall du-el for the love of fair lady >princess sally YE GADS! I WOULD FAIN TO FIGHT THEE TO A DUEL! >" Geoff said "In a gentlemanly fashion of >course. And of couse I will wi-" Wi? Wizard? Wizkid? Wicked? Will? >Just then Sonic turned into a spin blade and cut Geoffry >in half! That's not very nice. REMEMBER KIDS, CUTTING PEOPLE IN HALF IS NOT BIG OR CLEVER, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME! >"Oh my God! They killed Geoffrey!" said Rotor "Oh hang, that's OK. Go ahead." Rotor said, contradicting himself. >"YOU BASTARDS!" Said Tails. Foc/k off Kyle. >{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} Foc/k off you piece of foc/king text! >5 min. later >"Hey rotor" said Sonic "How's my cybersuit? Is the tune- >up done?" "Didn't you just kill Goeffery St. John?" Rotor asked. "Yeah." Sonic said. "Oh, OK. Who cares, you just killed a guy brutally and horribily which would make this fanfic and MA-17, but OK." >Rotor said "Er, well I kind of spilled coffee on it so I >had to clean it. And instead of using Polymethalene >cleanser i used Polyzethelene cleanser" That was clever... DUHHHHHHHH! You should of used Protatypicalaswellasstererotypical clenaser, fool! >"And that means..." said sonic, tapping his foot >"It don't work no more" said Rotor --==WARNING: BRITISH HUMOUR AHEAD==-- "It what?" "I DON'T WORK NO MORE GRANT!" Rotor pulled off his mask, revaling himself as Tiffany from Eastenders. "DON'T PATRONIZE ME!" Sonic unleashed his real face, revealing himself as Grant. "I'VE GOT A BABY COMING! I JUST WANT DROGS GRANT! I -- WANT -- DROGS!" "I'VE ONLY GOT DRUGS YOU LITTLE..." Grant gives an exasperated gasp as a (crappy) form of censorship. "Just stay out of my way..." "FINE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! AND CURSE YOU TO HELL!" Tiffany runs off crying. >"Oh well that's just not good. What will we do now. Do >you know how to fix it robor?" " Yeah. I just a crapomatic cleanser." Rotor said. *Rotor picks up a cropomatic cleanser instead and uses it. "Opps. Wrong one." Said Rotor. >"Hell no" said Rotor Completely contradictary to the above. >"Well this is just peachee" sonic said "It's actually peachy." Rotor said. "Oh foc/k you Rotor." Sonic said. >"Hey sonic my Uncle Bob used to have a cybersuit I bet >he can fix yours!" said Tails "Naaa, my Uncle Phillip has one." said Sonic. "Really? So does my long-lost Uncle Paul!" Said Rotor. >"Way past cool bro!" said sonic "Where does he live?" "New York, I think." >"Like, on the other side of mobius" tails replied "Oh, my guess was incorrect." >"FOCK!" said sonic "What's wrong?" Tails asked. "Nothing, I just remember it was 'Fock' back then not 'Fok'." Sonic replied. >"Well I guess we have to go there" OK, let's just shove the plot over their to save time.. like Sonic fan normalyl does. >"Hey Sal" said Sonic "Me an Tails are going to find Bob >Prower" Find? You already know where he lives. Or has Tails forgotten? >SAlly said "Can you stop by the mall and pick up some >stuff" "Sure SAlly." Sonic said . >"Stuff? well ok." sonic said "Not stuff actually, it's a magazine called 'Stating the Obvious Monthly' that I enjoy getting." Said SAlly. >Sally gave sonic the shopping list. Then she moved close >to him Easy now, there are kids reading this! >and said >"Hey thanks for killing Geoffry St. George he was a real >dumbass. he kept like saying stupid stuff to me and >stuff." "You said he was flattery though!" Sonic yelled. "That means being a dumbass, yeah." SAlly... sorry... Sally pointed out. >"No prob Sal" said Sonic "I'm always glad to kill Geoff" You've done it before? I could use an assassin... hmm... >"Well like, get going now or something" said sally "Yeah, like, y'all get going now, y'know like, and stuff, like... yeah... like.. yeah, peace... yeah.. and stuff...." Sally said. >"Ya ya hey tails get the hoverbikes!" sonic said "Coming sir...." Tails said, who suddenly had a tuxedo on for the sake of being a butler. >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} Shut up! >Mobius Garage less than 1 minute later >"Wow y'all they all is osme hoverbikes isn that a right >Antony?" Bunnie said then caught sight of some gems and started saying what colour/size/origin they were/had. >"Zee is le ooh la ola of zee bike hoovaire izznt ze >Sonique?" Antoinne said. "Ohh zat ist zee whelly bad Francais immytaychan? Non?" Antoine said after that. Bunnie however was STILL occupied by the gems. >Bunnie says "Y'all got th' sprokets in em. sprok'ts is >funny ya'll know some of em are round "Oui, tres observant!" Antoine said. >and some of em are >sqaure hecka "Oui... tres tres observant!!!" Antoine said, getting more bored each time. >y'all all ought'a know some of em arent >even sprokets at all!" "AHHHH SHADDAP!!!!" Antoine yelled. >"Oui oui ze spookets is ze mose importante part ov ze >Hoo-veir-siay-coule" antoinne said The what?!?!? >"Yeah I'll keep that in mind or something" sonic said >*they're stupid* sonic thought to himself No, just observant. >"Juciy peanut butter an jam on the hoverbikes Better clean it up then, it plays havoc with the comfort controls you know. >HEY HO >LETS GO" That ranks highly in the World's Corniest Catchphrase, it has the highyl reevered honour of being in fourty second place, next to "OW!" > said Tails revving the engine of his bike >Sonic jumped on a bike and started it. So they both started the bike up? That's not physically possible, or it shouldn't be... >KRAKA KRAKA BADOOOM! The explosion destroyed Mobius. Then the story continued regardless of the current situation. >The engines of both bikes blow up OHHH! Now you say the have individual bikes. Unfortuntealy, this kills the main heros. End of story? >"Oh ya'll suga" said Bunnie "I was a try'hin to fix tha >old ther old bikes but some of em was bolts "Not again!" Antoine screamed. >and some of em was screws "NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!" He said, turning white. > and some of em was sprokets. "GARRRRGHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Antoine nearly died. >Heck all 'all some em weren't even things at all!" "YES! VERY OBSERVANT! NOW FOCK OFF!" Antoine yelled. >"Ah oui i say BOONIE pass me ze sPoRokEt and she passe >me une sproket when i want UNE SPROOKATE! UNE SPROOKATE! This, people, is the tragic effect of listening to a very observant person, you go insane and tYpE StUfF lIkE this AND REPEAT YOURSELF! REPEAT YOURSELF! IN CAPS!!! >ise zat zo ard to oonderstande?" Antoinne said Antony? Antoinne? Stop changing your name inbetween sections. >"ok Tails, plan B. This sucks." sonic said "Yeah. Let's end the story!" Tails said. "No. Let's not." Sonic continued. >"Plan C, we walk, or in our case run and fly really >fast" sonic continued Err... yeah! And stuff. >So SOnic and Tails ran off into the sunset going in the >general direction of the Mobius Mall Don't forgot to stop at McDonalds (hell, if there's a mall and TV, there must be a McDonalds.) >{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I said shut up! >Robotropolis, the Death Egg 1942. The British have taken over the World.. and... oh read on! >"Mwahahahaha" said Robotnik "I own the only TV station >on Mobius now they have to watch MY SHOWS! That too is not very nice. You'll have a rebellion soon, and it's a shame to lose a show with such an original and inventive title, theme tune and content. >HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" ...And the bits where the SWATbots burst into hysteria. >Grounder and Scratch were in front of the TV camera >Grounder shoots scratch with a laser gun This is starting to get really nasty. Let's all be friends and hug each other and stuff, in perfect unity. Awwww.... >"Huhuhuhuhuh" said Grounder >"Heheheheheh" says Scratch. Then scratch beats grounder >with a computer terminal BREAK IT UP! Even the mad laughter and hysterics are getting annoying! >"You idiots!" Robotnik said "Cut that out! Why don't you >do something useful, like kill people at the mall or >something" "Well, it's illegal, it's not fair, it costs money, it wastes time, it means we have to get off our lardy arses and do something, we have to make excuses... It's just not worth it. There were days when things like this were safe and fun... not now though! >"Cool" said grounder Remember kids, killing people at the mall is NOT BIG OR CLEVER! DO NOT ATTEMPT IT AT HOME (or better still, don't attempt it in the mall.) >"Heh heh heh heh yeah!" said scratch "cool!" Shut up Beavis. >"Uhhh sir" said Snively, walking into the room who was playing 70 instruments at once. >Robotnik walks in front of the TV camera and says >"Hello, I would like to make a public service >announcement Don't shoot anything, or kill people in the malls without parental supervision. Thank you. >Snively is dumb. Thank you." No he's not! He's playing 71 instruments now! >Everybody laughs except for snively who mutters "Ugly >old robofat" How about promoting my game? UGLY OLD ROBOBLAST!!! GREAT FUN TO PLAY! GET IT NOW!!!!!! And stuff. >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}} *Sonikku gets out his chainsaw and uses it. {{{{{{{{ }}} {} { }}}}} {{{}}}}}} >Mobius Mall >"let's see what we're supposed to get" sonic said, Lemme see... o -- An IRC program o -- CyberSex in 5 easy steps. o -- CyberSex: Advanced Techniques. o -- Stating the Obvious Monthly. >looking at the list "Hmmm a dress, I guess we don't need >to get that since Geoffry is dead" This is for Sally, not Geoffry Sonic, oh wait! Geoffry was killed. Oh. Geoffery is still at large then. Get the dress. >"Hey sonic wanna spend all the money at the arcade?" >said Tails And get told off by an old bloke telling you about the good ol' golden days... >"Yeah" said sonic "Good idea, i hate shopping" And me. Lemme come with you!!! >Scratch and Grounder are hiding behind a plant >"Hehehheh" said Scratch "Were we supposed to get like, >apples or something" "No, y'all, like, we're like, meant to to, y''know, like, kill him, and like, stuff, ya know? Yeah... yeah.. like... yeah...." Scratch remembered. >"No Buttwad" said Grounder as he loaded his grenade >launcher "we have to kill people and stuff" No, this isn't Quake II. *Sonikku shoves them into a Quake II DeathMatch,. OH GOODIE! Scratch was killed by Sonikku. Grounder was gibbed by Sonikku. I do enjoy a good Q2 DM! >{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} Where's my chainsaw gone? I left it in the Q2 DM! DAMN! >Arcade >Tails is playing pinball while reading Stating the Obvious monthly. >Sonic sees the pinball machine and has a flashback Of what? No, I don't want to know now. Please don't tell me. >"AHHHHHH!!! NO! NOT PINBALL!" he screams and then falls >on the floor. On the way down he knocks over a few >arcade machines That's unusually violent and destructive for Sonic. But then again, this IS an Out Of Character realm. >{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}} Shut up or I'll get Cartman to fart over you! >Internet Cafe >Sonic is reading the newsgroups and drinking a cafe >late. Sonic can drink solid objects? And how'd he recover so quick from that flashback? See the S-Files tommorow afternoon, 9pm EST to see exactly how this was done. >alt.fan.sally-acorn What a inventive and original name for a newsgroup! >"Here's a message from Geoffry St. George" >From: stgeorge@knothole.com >Message Title: Hello Sally >Hello Sally I love you. What say we have some cybersex. "So THAT'S why she wanted those books! And the IRC channel mod!" Sonic pounded his fist on the disk, destroying it, and he just had another flashback and fell on the floor, knocking over an arcade machine which so happened to be behind him. >"Arg! I'll kill him!" says Sonic You'd kill some twice? How sick twisted and ghastly! You should be ashamed of yourself! >Sonic goes back to the arcade to check on Tails On his medical health, how observant he is, and what game he's playing, of course. >{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}} Cartman??! >Grounder and Scratch walk into the arcade both are >heavily armed. Here come the Men in Metal! >Then sonic walks in "Yo tails what up?" Then Tails says. "Nothing. This is a focking hard game though." >Grounder drones "Hegehog Priority 1 or something!" Yeah, that's right. >"Heheh heh heh heh DIE!!!!" says Scratch Don't kill him! He's my friend! And I'm not in his will! You bastards! >Sonic and Tails duck behind A pac man machine. Grounder >fires grenades at it blowing it up. How'd you escape that Quake II DeathMatch anyway? > Sonic runs and leaps >onto antoehr machine. Scratch fires the machine gun all >over the place. Suddenly Rotor drops through the roof... No, that's not right. SUDDENLY ROTOR DROPS THROUGH THE ROOF!!!!!!!!!! And walks home, leaving the story to continue. >Tails jumps on grounder and pulls his nose out and lets >it snap back Attached by metal string! Call 1-800-METALSTUFF NOW for your free catalog! >"Ow! huh huh!" said grounder "You die infeldel >Kitasune!" This is in Japenese isn't it? "Saaa, kunnano INFELDEL KITASUUUUNNNEEEEEEE!" Or perhaps not. Read on. >Tails gets hit by grounders drill missle! "Woah! You got hit by a missle, correct spelling at last!" Sonic said. >"ack i'm bleeding!" said Tails "So what?" said Sonic. I'm gonna kill 'em. >Sonic spin dashes through an arcade machine and smashes >into scratch. Snic steals his gun and puts it to >Scratches head and pulls the trigger! KABLAMO!!! Wait! Who's Snic? Is he a new character? Did he jump out of the arcade machine, or have I just plain missed something here, I'll re-read the story afterway. >"heh heh me dead" said Scratch "Ugg ugg, you dead. That not good. Ugg." Says Grounder, who, for no reason whatsoever, has turned into a caveman. >Grounder fires moregrenades. The incredible might of the MOREGRENADES!!! > They miss sonic but blow up arcade machines. This is gonna cost Konami, Namco and Capcom lots of money, I hope they were all insured. > Sonic gets hit in the head with a stray joystick. Strays should be locked up and kept OFF THE STREETS! >He gets knocked down. Grounder rolls over to >him. And sings the inventive and original Robotnik Show Theme Tune! >Then the voice from Furry Mortal Kombat III says "Finish >Him" sonic pulls out a power ring and dashes grounder >blowing him up into a kazillion peices. That's an non-exsistent number. Please try again some other time. >"Game Over for them" said sonic No it isn't, they've got 5 more continues. >Sonic and Tails leave the mall but before they do they >get some food from Furry McDonald's and steal TP from >the bathrooms and TP the guy working a Furry Radio >Shack. Look out! Your TP's could be at risk if you don't insure them, our top quality TP men, Sonic and Tails, will steal it from your bungholes if you aren't careful. You have been warned. Pay us now at: 1-800-PAYMETP >{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I'm warning you! >Sonic and Tails trek accross Mobius to find Bob Prower. >They have many exciting adventures like tracking down a squirrel, looking off a cliff and the heroic and courageous walking bit! All avaiable at Blockbuster videos today! And probably today only. >but eventually they reach a town. Which will remain nameless for you the duration of the story. >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} Fine, ignore me, but you'll pay for it! >6 months after they left Knothole Sonic and Tails arrive >at the town where Tails used to live However, in 6 months, Robotnik takes over the world and Sonic forgets what he was coming for. >"I used to live here you know" said Tails "Bob's Trailer >is just over there....." "The one with the huge 'Bob's Trailer' sign on it?" Sonic asked. "Yeah, probably. Where's my latest issue of 'Stating the Obvious Monthly' gone?" Tails looked for it. >Just then a robot moves towards them. Followed by a spy >eye. FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! THE ORIGINAL JAMES BONDS' EYE! ONLY $500! BUY TODAY FOR A $0.02 DISCOUNT! >They spy eye has robotnik's face on the screen. What an orginal and inventive design for a spy eye! >"HELLOOOOOO!" says Robotnik Hardly the master of stealth. >"Yo Tubbanik I've seen enough of you on TV already" But you've not seen TV for 6 months!!! >sonic says >"Hah hah shut up Sonic. You see, I followed you here For 6 months? What a boring and uneventful occupation. >so >you could meet my newest bot. Meet TANK BOT mark II" What happened to mark I? Oh yeah, he died in Part 2.123087120398232 didn't he? >Robotnik said >The robot comes into view. It's Tank Bot only bigger, >better and more heavily armed And a bit more expensive too. A Tank Bot is good enough, but NOOOOOO, Robotnik's a rich bloke that can afford this. >"BEEP BEEP KILL FREEDOM FIGHTERS ARRR BEEP BEEP BEEP" Stop swearing! I can't censor all your focking swearwords! >says the bot >"Ok" says Sonic "Tails......run" "Don't wanna." Tails said. "OK, let's sit here and get killed." Sonic looked at the tank crushing him. Not. >Tank Bot chases after sonic. It runs at Sonic's speed A Tank that runs? How original and inventive! >sonic can hardly dodge all the lasers and missles flying >at him. Sonic runs up a wall. *this alwaysworks* he >thinks *yeahthisalwaysworksalwaysitalwaysworksthisissocool.* he then thinks. >But Tank Bot II doesn't fall for that trick! It fires a >missle at sonic which missle the blue blure by only an >inch. Sonic is running around Tails is flying around. Once again, the author is amazingly observant and is always quick to get in there and state the obvious. >Then Tails catches a missle and throws it at the bot. Wow! What an original and inventive way to destroy the bot! >YOWZA! KABLAMO! Batman makes a special apperance in this show. > TANK BOT 2 EXPOLDES! REALLY? THAT'S COOL!!!!!! >"Another day another tank bot dead" said sonic But you haven't killed one for 6 months. >"we don't kill tank bot every day you know" said Tails Exactly my point! >"Ya ya ya what" said sonic Sonic is really Arnold Schwarznegger. >The cameraman tells them to go to the next scene There's a cameraman in this story? So many plot twists! >{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I'll get my chainsaw back... and when I do.. YOU'RE DEAD! >Bob Prower's trailer >Tails knocks on the door "Hey uncle Bob we need your >help!" "What's up?" "Well, Sonic's.... I forgot. It's OK, see ya later." Tails said. And they went back home, which took another 6 months... >Bob opens the door carrying a triple-barrel shotgun *Sonikku puts it back in Quake II. >"Come in ye, Welcome to my trailer" Ah, a Scotsman! >"hi there" says Sonic "Are you like, Bob Marley" "Yeah, like, how did I like, y'know, like, work out your, like, y'know, y'all, your last name and stuff, like, yeah, like and stuff.. yeah... yeah.. peace... yeah... >"No" said Bob "Knuckles is like Bob Marley" Knuckles is really Bob Marley? I've been decieved! ROBBED! AND WORSE! KNUCKLES LIED TO US ALL THIS TIME! Or maybe not. >"You've never met him though" said sonic Exactly. >"The author told me" said Bob He did? Sonic Fan! How dare you effect the visions of every Sonic fan around! That's illegal, I'm suing you! Not. >"Yo what up" I said I didn't say that! >"Hey author" said sonic I'm the MiST author, talk to him, not me! >"Hey how's it going" I said This is an interesting conversation between the two. >"Past cool" said sonic So, it's 'past cool' but 'below freezing'. Fair enough. >"See you later" I said What a highly intelligent conversation. >"Jam past cool alligator" said sonic Not the bread joke again! Tails, please don't say that corny line! (Please?) And the author is an alligator. >"Now getting back to the plot" There's a plot to this? You could of fooled me. > says sonic "What do you do around here" Now Sonic's the MBI (copyright Kenneth Hughes). Great, here we go, here's the long list of questinos, the uncoperative suspect... >"I make bombs" said Bob Remember kids! IT'S ILLEGAL TO MAKE BOMBS! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, IN A MALL OR IN A TRAILER. This is just a cheap story, not real life. >"He used to be in the furry IRA" said Tails Leave the Irish out of this!!! What have they done to you Americans. And how can you have a furry IRA? That's like saying hainvg a cute n' cuddly Mafia. That's a Rolling Down The Stairs Sticking Out One Foot And Eating Several Packets Of Nachos And Laughing Contridiction. >"That could be useful we could use bombs" said sonic Sonic, you part of the group aren't you? ARREST HIM! >"But" sonic said "What we need you for right now is to >fix the cybersuit" You remembered. Incredible. You have passed the memory test, now go back to Knothole. >"Yeah" said Tails "And fix our TV station too! You can >do that right Bob?" That'd mean a major rebellion against the almighty show with an orginal and inventive title, theme tune, etc. >"Fock ye" said Bob "I'm not some fixing machine" Scottish again? >"We got lotsa chili Dogs" said sonic >"And hotdogs on a stick?" said Bob >"Yeh" said sonic >"Well I'll do it then" Bob said Hooray. That's how you negoiate in Mobius, lie and say you've got hundreds of chilli-dogs, tried and tested. >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}} I'll get you at the end... >6 months later they all arrive back at Knothole. That >would mean they were gone for about a year. Very good! You should be a Math teacher. What a waste of time that is, I would of waited to get the hover bikes working, but that'd mean not going through loads of badly done fight sequences. >"Sally, meet my uncle Bob Prower. Can he be a freedom >fighter?" Tails asked Sally YEAH! MOMMY! CAN HE?! CAN HE?! >"Well, I dunno, he's kind of ugly" said sally "Charming, aren't ye, ye wee mangy dawg! Fock ye!" He said. >Just then a bullet swishes past Sally's head! Ken >Penders is at the top of the clock tower Where'd that come from? Or was it built while they were away. >shooting at >Sally! Bob pulls out his shotgun and shoots ken Penders. Funny how he attacks now, isn't it? And what was the point of that sequence? >BLAM! "EYAH!" Ken falls off the tower And dies a slow horrible death. Sonic Fan is cruel. He should be burnt at the stake for that. >*thud* >"Hello chaps! Jolly good day isn't it!" said Geoffry St. >George Where the hell did he come from? >Bob shoots Geoffry right in the left eye, the bullet >goes throgh his head and hits the bulllseye on a swatbot >target Bob's a nice friendly chap isn't he? >"Oh my God, they killed Geoffry!" said Rotor "Oh hang, that's OK. Go ahead." Rotor said, contradicting himself. >"YOU BASTARDS!" said Tails >"But you see Sally" Tails continued "He's useful!" What an amazingly quick character personality change! >"Well alright he can stay" Sally said >"Gee thanks bit--" bob said Censorship! Why not use those BEEP's from above, you BEEPing BEEP of BEEP and BEEP BEEP BEEPPP BEEEPPPP BEEEEEEEEEPP! >"UNCLE BOB!!!" said Tails "TAILS!!!!" said Uncle Bob. >"But he'd better learn some manners" said Sally "Or >he'll end up like PEZ boy did in the last story cuz I'll >shove a power ring down his throat!" This story is rated MA-666 about now. >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}} Where's that bleedin' chainsaw gone?!? >Rotor's Lab >Bob fineshed fixing the cybersuit. Sonic Tails and Rotor >watched TV. Oh goodie! Here's that inventive and original show! >Robotnik: Doo doo doo Here we go again... DOO DOO DOOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOD ODODOO DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOO DOOD DOOOOOOOOOODY DOODDDYYYYY YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Same tune as it was a year ago... ahhh.... >It's The Robotnik With A Bucket on >His Head and Snivley With a Mop on his Head Show! What an original and inventive idea for a TV show! >Hello Hi Docotor Robotnik (is he still a Docotor?) >I'm Robotnik and I have a bucket on my head! doo doo doo >bucket head d DOOODOODODODODOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELLO DOODODOODODODODODOODODOYEAHYEAHYEAH! HOW ARE OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU TODAY! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Drum roll >oo doo doo doo doo Oh look here's Snively! >Say Hi snively! Hi Snivley. *Sonikku is crushed to death by a curse. >Snivley:Er, yes, um I am Snivley. And I have a mop on my >head....a-doo doo doo...doo DoodoodoooDOOOOOOOOOOO! >Robotnik: Weeee-ha! woo woo woo! on his head> That hurts. I should know. I've been it before. >Bob shot the TV. "Buncha idyuts" he said >"Hey I was watchin' that!" said Sonic >But Bob had already left Bob seems to be very unsafe with a gun. This fox is armed and dangerous. Watch out! >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} You'll die for this!!!! A slow and painful death. >10 seconds later >"All right Tails" said Sonic "Where would Bob have >gone?" Inbetween the 10 seconds, Tails has turned into a telepath! >"Well If i know my uncle, and I do know my uncle, I say >if he hated that show he was going to kill the cast of >it namely Snivley and Robotnik" Tails said SUDDENLY ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT! And he walked away again. >"He'll be robotocized!" Roboticized good or just roboticizied? >said SOnic "Let's get the other >freedom fighters and go save him!" Gunstar Heros!!!!!! >{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}} Very painful, very slow.... >Robotropolis, Death Egg >After many action packed suspenseful battles the freedom >fighter ended up in Robotnik's bathroom. Wow! What a thrilling action packed fight scene! >"Ok gang" said Sally "Here's the plan. This is Big-Fat- >Chubby-nik's personal bathroom so the control room is >nearby. So we go there." I hope he's not actually taking a bath, or we'll be rating this an MA-90210 >But as luck would have it robotnik walked in. >"Oh what's this" said Robotnik "Freedom Fighters in my >bathroom. What a scary thought, you have a bath and some people walk in. Frightful experience. Bathrooms aren't safe anymore. > Well what a good way to test my new invention! >Oh MARIO-bot!" Does this guy have a pal called LUIGI-bot by any chance? >clang clang clang >"Hey Pizanos I am-a Super MArio Bot!" said MARIObot MARIObot, what's a Pizanos, or is this the Japenese bit again? >"MArio, Kill them" Robotnik said >"I do-a whata you-a tella me to do-a cause a-you the big >liguine" MAriobot said What'a a liguine? A smaller version of a limo? >MARIObot shoved all the freedom fighters, He said kill them, not play tag with them! > with the lone exception of Sonic, into the large toilet. I hope Robotnik's not crapped into that. > They wouldn't flush so mario had to shove them down >the toilet with his plunger. Down they went into the septic tank. From now, I abandon ship as I completely lose track of the plot, and wait until it gets more sensible. >Then Sonic, wearing the cybersuit, stomped on Mariobot's >head, crushing him. >"What a walking contradiction!" Robotnik said No, what a Rolling Down The Stairs Sticking Out One Foot And Eating Several Packets Of Nachos And Laughing Contridiction. >He then proceeded to sing walking contradiction by >Greenday Which is still stapled onto the Robotnik's ass (thanks again to GenFluke for that.) >After that some SWATbots took sonic prisoner and took >him to the control room Even with his Cybersuit, he can't beat about 3 SWATbots. What a tragic end. >{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}} Ohhhhh yes, what a way to die! >Robotropolis septic tank >"Eww this stinks" said Rotor >"Ah oui es ees STEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKKAAAAYYYYYYY" >Antoinne anoyyingly said "PA-HEW-PHEEEWWW-AHEEEWWWWWW-- WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWSPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEENNNNNN NEEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBOWWWWWWW! That's about as much sense as it makes to me. >"SHUTUP!" said Sally Well said! >"Well wouldya all look at that what I found in the doody >it's Geoffry St. George's dead body!" said Bunnie _Still_ observant after a year! >"Oh my God! They already killed Geoffry!" said Rotor "Oh hang, that's OK. Go ahead." Rotor said, contradicting himself. >"THOSE BASTARDS!" said Tails >"Heh, I gave him a grave at sea or something" smiled >sally "You know like you do with dead fish, flush them >or something, well he smelled like fish, anyways, i'll >just stop talking because i found a way out, a way out >well lets go then shall we come on i don't have all day >hup two three four lets go march march...." I really don't know what I can MiST there, I think it's MiSTED enough itself... >{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Death Egg control room >Robotnik: Ha hah....welcome to the Sonic Gets Killed >Show What an inventive and original idea for a TV Show! >, the show where sonic gets killed. I'm your host >Ivo Robotnik. He's not even a Doctor now? =o > From this sequence onwards, the Daleks have hands attachted to them, now, they may be able to get up the stairs. >Sonic is tied to a SWAT missle >"Wow I haven't seen one of these in a while" Sonic said Yeah, since Part 1! Nostolgia! >Robotnik: And here is the suit that I confiscated from >the hedgehog. Woo, classy suit. Who are you the suitman. Na, he's just a member of the MBI, remember? Oh hang on, they won't let you remember... >Well looke here It's suithog sonic. Always wering a >suit, what no tie don't make me laugh! ha...ha.....HA! I do enjoy the hysterical laughs in this show! >Bob Prower blasts down the door with his shotgun! >Sonic: Bob! Bob: Yep! It's a grammer change again, hold still while I kick everyone's ass with my SuperHyperUltraMegaDuperLooperIncredible Gun! >Bob shoots robotnik in the metal arm >Robotnik: Ow! ARRRGgg!!! This is reminding me of Terminator now. >Bob frees Sonic That was a quick show! >Robotnik turns his arm into a gun and shoots at them >Robotnik: Snivley Grounder Scratch KILL THAT HEDGEHOG >AND THAT FOX!!!! They died a year ago, remember? >Grounder: Huh >BLAM >Grounder: uuhhhhh >Scratch: Heh heh >Bob shoots the bomb >KABLAM >Scratch: heh dead >Snivley: Um, I'll just be going now >Bob shoots Snivley, Snivley goes flying thorugh a glass >window and falls down from the top of the death egg >*splat* What the hell was that all about, sorry, no MiSTING can be done there, it makes no sense to anyone. >Sonic: It's wheel of fortune! I'm Pat Sajack the >hedgehog and the category is DEAD FAT GUYS! I'd like to >buy an R for YOU BUTTNIK! I've not seen the American Wheel Of Fortune so I can't comment. >Sonic spins >Robotnik dodges and shoots sonic >Sonic: BR-GAAAK! oof Sonic: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH! Ow, that hurt. >Bob: That ain't nice >Bob shoots Robotnik >Robotnik: Ow....I'm dead! no! What an orginal and inventive ending! >The rest of the freedom fighters arrive Just in time to see him die! >"Hey we're on TV!" said Sonic Really?! Cool! >"Hi Mom!" said Rotor >"Uhh rotor your Mom's robotocized" said Sonic >"waah" said Rotor What a heavy emotional *sniff*... waah. >"Oh by the way" said Bob "We better skeedaddle cuz I put >a penny in the reactor core as a joke and it's gonna >essplode any time now" Essplode? What's that? Where a bunch of Snakes destroy something? Or is it linked with 42? >KKKKAAAAAABBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! ROBOTROPOLIS BLOWS UP! I can't hear you, what? You'll have to shout a bit louder. >Luckily Sonic and the Freedom Fighters escaped with time >to spare. Wahey everyone's happy. >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}} We're near the end now, prepare to get nervous... >Mobius TV Station >Bob is fixing the TV antenna >"hey stupid" bob said to tails "pass me a hammer" >Tails threw a hammer at Bob. >BoNk! "Ouch!" said bob as the hammer hit him in the >head. Then the antenna fell over. >"That's the third time today" said Sonic >"Get this offa me ya lazy git" said Bob trapped under >the antenna. Tails helped him get out. What a completely crap and unMiSTable bit. >"Oh sonic" said Sally "I read your email and, you >know......" > cybersex? :) > Oh sonic ;) >"TAILS YA FRICKIN IDIOT STOP THROWING THOSE AT MY HEAD, >WHAT ARE YA AIMING FOR IT OR SOMETHING?" yelled Bob >"Yeah" said Tails >"Why ya little" said Bob Again, what a crap and unMiSTable bit. >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} VERY nervous! >Knotohole Villige >Bob is leaving the freedom fighters Waah. >" I must leave now" said bob What a heavy emotional scene. >"Will we see you again?" said Tails >"I focking hope not" said Bob "FOCKING WELL FOCK OFF BOB!" Tails screamed. >Then he left and Sonic and Tails went to watch TV. >"Well now the TV stations back up and we won't have to >watch Robot Melrose Place anymore" said SOnic What an inventive and orginal TV show title! >"Cool, Furry South Park is on" said Tails What a crappy and unoriginal TV show title. >"Remember when I was telling you how life was like TV?" >Tails said >"Yep" said Sonic >Geoffrey St. George was standing by the window of the >hut He's dead though! >Tails pulled out a gun and shot geoffrey. He's dead again, until next episode. >Rotor stopped >whatever he was doing and broke down the door of sonic's >hut in emergency. HE FELL THROUGH THE ROOF WITH A MUG OF COFFEE IN HIS HAND WHICH WAS SPILT OVER HIS CYBERSUIT! >"Oh my God! i had to go all the way across >the villiage to get here They Killed >Geoffrey!" said Rotor Geoffrey infestation! HELP! >"YOU BASTARDS!" said Tails >Furry Stan: Oh my God they Killed kenny the rabbit! >Furry Kyle: You bastards! >"Oh now I get it!" said Sonic Well I don't so fock off. >THE END >In Robotropolis Robotnik pulled himself out of a pile of >scrap metal >"Woah." said Robotnik "It's a good thing I wasn't really >dead, or I'd be dead now" >"yes sir, very good sir" said Snivley >"But tommorrow is another day" said Robotnik "Another >chance to kill that hedgehog!" Indeed, and that brings an end to this MiST. I'd like to thank: SONIC FAN for creating such an easy-to-MiST story. Mach H. Hedgehog and Mark Palenik for inspiration. GenFluke for the GreenDay CD joke. EastEnders for creating two of the most bickery (???) characters ever made. Louis J.M for no reason whatsoever. Thank you for reading! If you've read this far, then you've wasted a hell of a lot of time. Or something. Outta here. -- Sonikku ANTI SPAM - REPLY TO SONIK.KU@CABLEOL.CO.UK -- ========================================= Sonikku, president of Sonic Team Junior. Website: http://www.andromedo/aj/stjr/stjrmain.htm ========================================= SONIC3K LEVEL SELECT (aka 'SWINGING VINE') CODE: Goto the Angel Island Zone, leap on the first vine and press Left, Left, Left, Right, Right, Right, Up, Up, Up. Goto the Sound Test menu on the Title Screen Goto the Mushroom Hill Zone, on the first pulley enter the above code.