Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: Mark Palenik Date: 1998/08/17 Subject: MSTed Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley Pearl Forrester: After years of searching these books, I have finaly found the one thing that will allow me to take over the world! Brain Guy: Some evil spell? Pearl: No, Sonic Fights Robotnik 5 (lighting flashes in the background)! Brain Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pearl: Yes, the next sequel in the increadibly boring, poorly written, repetitious series of Sonic Fights Robotnik. BoBo: Sonic Fights Robotnik? ooh ooh, my favorite. Pearl: Shut up you useless hairly blob of....useless...hair. Now, anyway, where was I? Ah, yes, now, all I have to do is give this a test run, see what affects this will have on humanity. And you know what that means! Movie alarm on SOL starts flashing. 6...... 5...... 4...... 3...... 2...... 1..... Mike, carrying Tom Servo, walks into the theater. He is followed by crow. They all take a seat. lamr wrote: Tom Servo: Hmm, this ones written by "Lamr". How interesting. Lamr.... > The Wait is finally over! Crow: You mean the nachos are ready? > If you haven't read them yet, read the other stories in this series Crow: Ok, ok, lets stop this, and read the other stories (thank god we don't have to continue this one). > --------------------- > Sonic Fights Robotnik > Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle > Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast For The Naked Eye > Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack Mike: Ok, we get your point. > ----------------------- > Look for them on your favorite sonic fan fiction site or get them from > the usenet archive http://www.dejanews.com Mike: Shut up, already! > Now, on to the story! Mike: Finaly. > But firts..... > LEGAL STUFF--------- Tom: Liar, you said.... > All Sonic characters in this story such as Sonic, Sally, Tails ect. ect. > ect.ect.etc. are copyright Archie comics and SEGA. Other copyrights such > as Mountain Due, Bevis n Butthead are copyrights of their espective > owners. Sonic Fan does not mean to imply ownership of anything or > anycharacters in this story. Tom: Blah blah blah blah, blih blih blah, blah. > END OF KEGAL STUFF----- Crow: START OF STORY-----Mike: Thanks a lot, we couldn't tell. > Now for more action, adventure, suspense and romance in.... Crow: Just get on with it, already. > SONIC FAN presents.... > A SONIC FAN presentaion of a SONIC FAN Sonic Fan Fiction.... > >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< > SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 5 > The Good Snivley > >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< Mike: Finaly, I can sit back, relax, and enjoy the story.Tom: Enjoy....haha *snicker*. You haven't read the other ones yet, have you? > Uncle Chuck says: > Howdy yall! I'm Uncle chuck! As y'aLl knows, Sonic fights Robotnik and > fights him good. Sonic saved the day AND the TV station in past > adventures. Mike: Now get ready for some rip snortin, good 'ol Cooooooooooouuuuuntry action. Yessery, yup, yup. > But that clumsey Rotor spilled coffee on the cybersuit one > time, and antoher time he replace the power ring crystal with coffee > crystals! Dumbass! Let's see what sonic and friends are upto now.... Crow: Uncle Chuck seem slightly out of charecter today. Maybe it's that extra spicey salsa I put on the nachos....Tom: Or maybe it's Lamr. Yes, that must be it. Lamr. It's definately Lamr. Lamr Lamr Lamr. Mike: Can we just go on? > >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< > Robotropolis Tom: That's not Robotropolis....it's a....it's a....it's a >>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< > What had started as a routine trip to robotropilis to pick up some > sprokets Mike: Yeah, I can see why they went to Robotropolis now. Sprokets are a very important part of knothole. > and maybe a few chili dogs turned into an explosive battle > involving thousands of SWAT bots and 900 tons of uranium!!! Crow: And it was action packed. An action packed battle sequence took place, and Sonic one. After the action ended. > Sonic was running around bashing bots "Take this stink botz!" said Sonic > Meanwhile Sally and Tails were trying to stop Robotnik from getting the > Urbanium to the nuclear bomb factory. Tom: Not the Urbanium.Crow: We're doomed! > Sonic buzzsawed throught a row of 10 bots. "hey there" he said to Sally Crow: (as Sally) Hey there cutey. > "Wheres the beefy fat guy" Crow: (Sally) You mean that delicious beefy hunk called Robotnik? > "No time to talk Sonic" said Sally "Robotnik's pickup truck is almost at > the facility. He's going to make that uranium into bombs!" Tom: Forget the uranium? What about the urbanium? > "LET'S FIGHT ROBOTNIK!" said Sonic Mike: Yeah, lets!Tom: Sonic, I hate to spoil it for you, but that's what we've been doing the whole time. Crow: (Sonic) Allright, then.....CONTINUE FIGHTING ROBOTNIK! Mike: Hey, this is Sonic fights Robotnik. They just fought Robotnik. It's over! Lets go! Crow/Tom: Yay! They slip out of the theater unnoticed (almost). Pearl (over a giant communication screen): Get back in there right now, or when Sonic Fights Robotnik 6 comes out, I'll force you to read it? Tom: Yes, sorry. Crow: We didn't mean anything by it...really. Mike: Yeah, we were just trying to have some fun. Pearl: GO! They return to the theater in the same order as before. > They started after the truck but they ran into grounder ad scratch! > "Oh fock!" said Tails Crow: (tails) You Sock!Mike: (Sonic) Yeah, fock, fock fock fock fock! Tom: (Sally) What? > "Tails don't day the bad word!" said Sallt Tom: But I didn't.Mike: And Who's Sallt, anyway? Crow: And how do you day? > "Huh huh huh huh huh" said Grounder "We have to like...uhhhhh...kick your > ass or someting...uhhh...huh huh..uhhh....pribornibty uhhh..... Crow: Where did grounder come from?Mike: Yeah. And what is pribornibty? Tom: Maybe he doesn't know how to spell puberty. Crow: Yeah, Sonic fan should be hitting it pretty soon. Tom: Don't you mean Lamr? > hedgehog....ummm hhuh hhuh uhuh huh ... uhhh... 2... or something" Tom: (grounder)Duh, duh duh....ummm > "HHhehhEhehhe YEAH heheh FIRE FIRE!!!" said Scratch Crow: Fire? Where? > Scratch pulled out a flamethrower and toasted tails! Tom: Yum. Toasted tails. > "Heh, toasty Tails" said Sonic "Oops, I mean, I NEED TO SAVE AILS!" Mike: Yeah! Where would this world be without beer?Crow: Or toasty tails. > Sonic threw tails into a big pool of sewage water. Then he shouted "Hey > sally create a diversion!" Tom: You know, the thing I love about this series is that everything flows, makes sense, and stays on topic. > "ok" said Sally "Um...I am a squirtrel" Crow: A squirtrel?Tom: I think she means squirrel. Mike: Then she's not creating a very good diversion, now is she? > "Really" said Scratch "Heh hehehheh cool hehehh hehh n heh" Mike: No, not really! > Sonic sneeked up behind the 2 bots and buzzsawed scratch's head off, > which he used to beat Grounder into a metallic polp. Tom: Very interesting....but stupid. > "This SUCKS" said Grounder Mike: No, it SOCKS. > "Heh heheh hehhe nhehehh nehehehehehheheh hneheheneheh ummm yeah" said > Scratch Tom: I recognize this as the work of....LAMR! > But a SWAT boat was chasing after Tails! Mike: Now THAT changes everything. > "Help me Sonic!" asked Tails "The boat is going to catch me!" Crow: (Sonic) Yeild evil boat or I shall sail ye! > Sonic jumped in and saved Tails at the last second and then did a > hoverski spindash manuever. The boat crashed into the shore and blew up > "KABLAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" said Sonic "MEGA- > BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" > "BIG KRASHY BOOOOM BOOOOM BANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!- Tom/Mike/Crow: Kplhahahbooompskowpowowowowboom! > "Sonic shut the hell up!" said Sally > "Oh, sorry" said Sonic Tom:(Sonic)was I making explosion noises again? > "Now let's stop that truck!" > "Here sonic!" said Tails, helpfully "Eat this power ring so you'll go > super fast!" Tom: (Sonic) Good thing I didn't have lunch. > "Tails I don't eat power rings.....hey that gives me and idea" pondered > sonic Mike:(Sonic) Yes, yes....it's all clear to me now. We make Robotnik eat the power ring! > >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< Tom: I still want to know what those things are, because I know that's not Robotropolis. > Nuclear Bomb Factory Crow: This must be where they store all the Urbanium! > "Hhahahahahahaha!" said Robotnik "HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Mike: (Robotnik) Hahahahahahahha HAHA *URK*Crow: My god, what happened? Mike: (Robotnik)I had a heart attack. > I am Tom: Suuuuuuuuuper Man!Crow/Mike: Yay!!! > going to make some big nukes! Crow/Mike/Tom: Awwww.. > Soon I will secure control of mobius and > then Mike: (Robotnik) I will be able to satisfy my enormous need for food. > THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS SHALL DIE! MUHAUHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! Mike: (Robotnik) HAHAHAHAHHAHA *URK*Tom: What happened? An other heart attack? Mike: (Robotnik) no. I was just calling Steve Urkel. > MY most > ingenious plan yet It cannot possibly FAIL!!! AHHAHAHAHAHHAH > HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEE!!! Haha is this not my most Mike: *URK*Tom: Ok, that's getting kind of old, mike. Crow: Yeah, how many times in one day can the same guy have a heart attack? > ingenoius plan yet....ummmm....hey none of my badnik assistants are here. > I forgot, Snivley is dead, Dr. Quack is in the freezer and Grounder and > Scratch are probably dismantled again. Oh well I'll just eat a tasty > donut or 2,,,or 3 or 78" Tom: Hmm.. Sonic Fan finaly wrote something atleast REMOTELY funnyCrow: Don't you mean hehe..Lamr? Tom: Oh, yeah. Well, anyway, do you think Lamr could be improving? *Pause* Crow/Mike/Tom: Nahhhhh. > But little did robotnik know, during his speech to no one Sonic put the > power ring into the donut box. Robotnik picked up the ring and took a > bite out of it. He got electrocuted. Crow: (Robotnik) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!Mike: *Ur Tom: Don't give me that. > "AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!!!" said Robotnik. He threw the donut away and Tom: (singi.n) Aye Aye Aye aye..aye aye aye aye aye > it landed in the back of the pickup truck, which unfortunately for > robotnik, Crow: had just appeared out of nowhere. > caused a chemical reaction with the uranium truning it into > harmless salt rock. Tom: Boohoo. Poor Robotnik. I told him that his doughnuts would be the end of him. > "NOooooooooo!" said Robotnik "My evil plan =that could not possibly fail > has failed! Crow: That's a....Tom: Walking contradiction. Crow/Tom: (start singing walking contradiction). Mike: STOP! STOP! Crow and Tom stop. Mike: Thank you. > I hate you sonic! Curse you hedgehog! You go to hell! You go > to hell and you die!" Tom: He'll go to hell, then die. Hm...that's a first.Crow: What did Sonic have to do with it anyway? Mike: Maybe he's confusing Sonic with Sonic Fan Crow/Tom: (To mike)Lamr! > "Ha ha nyah nyah" said Sonic "I beat robotnik and his stooououuupid plan > neener neener neeeeener" Tom: (Sonic) and now my speech has gone all funny. > "Dammit Sonic, shut the hell up!" SAID Sally > So sonic did and they went back to knothole Mike: The charecters were all huddled together for no apparent reason. > >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< Suddenly, the space station breaks open, sucking out their copy of Sonic Fights Robotnik 5. The nanites quickly repair it before any further damage can be done.Tom: Alright, we don't actualy have to finish that piece of crap this time. Mike/Crow: Yay!! They all walk away. A few minutes later, they all meet in a different part of the station. Crow: Hey, look at what I found in my room. (he is wearing a Robotnik uniform). Tom Servo is wearing a Sonic costume. Tom: Hey, Mike, want to play Sonic Fights Robotnik with us? Mike: I don't know, guys. Everytime I play a game with you, it seems like I either get killed, mortaly injured, or made fun of. Crow/Tom: Come one mike, please. Pretty please. Mike: Ok, but only if you promise not to injure or make fun of me. Crow: well......um.... there is a pause Crow/Tom: Please Mike? Come on. Mike: Ok, ok, I'll play. Tom: Great. You can be Tails. Mike: Lets begin. Crow: Hahaha, I am the evil Robiffnuk. I will take over the world with my Urbanium. Tom: I shall stop you. For I am Sonic. Eat Power rings fatso! Crow: My coffe, you contaminated my coffe with power ring. I thought it was a doughnut. For your punishment I shall burn Tails. Tom: Ok, burn Tails! Crow pulls out a flame thrower. Crow and Tom begin chanting "Burn Tails, Burn Tails". Mike: Guys....guys. This is just a game. Lets not go this far. Crow Fires the flame thrower and starts spinning around.. Tom: It's out of controll! Run for cover. Run. Run!!! Tom and Mike hide behind a control pannel until the flame thrower runs out of fuel. Crow: Sorry, guys. I guess there was a little more pressure in that flame thrower than I thought....heheh... Tom: I'll KILL YOU. I sware I'll kill you. Mike: Stop it! Nobody is killing anybody. Tom: You're right. I shouldn't kill him. *sob*. I don't know what came over me. *sob* *sob*. I'm a disgrace. suddenly Pearl comes on over a large screen on the right side of the room. Pearl: I hear your copy of Sonic fights Robotnik disappeared. Well, here's an other one ( a book materialises in the middle of the room). NOW GO READ IT! the movie alarm sounds. 6.......... 5......... 4......... 3.......... 2......... 1........ Crow, Tom, and Mike return to the theater in the same order as always. I'll post the entire thing later once I finish it. But my mouse suddenly stopped working, and I have to reboot. -- _____ /-------\Mark Palenik, President of |--|+++|--|RAKKON Software Productions |--|+++|--|For news on one of the current projects, /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Http://sonic2000.cjb.net