Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: zuckuss199@aol.com (Zuckuss199) Date: 1998/08/18 Subject: [Cheaply MSTed]FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley David: Damn thse riots. WHo'd of thought Linden Ashby would be so contraversial? Jamie: Just hope Austin gets back with FOOD Austin: Ok, I'm back!!! Scott: What'd you get? Austin: Bread, Milk, Eggs, Butter, Jam, Cereal,Pop Tarts Jamie; nasty Austin: Water, Medical Kits..whatever those are, and this little gizmo... David: What is it? Austin: I don't know, I just went to this old chinese shop and this old guy with a bear, gray eye and pipe called it a "mock-wai" and it wasn't for sale, but his grandson sold it to me behind his back, thinking I was a fat inventor seeking a present for my son. Jamie: So what is it? Austin: it's a...Videotape. Davidt: Well, then elt's have a look at it. Scott: I have a bad feeling about this. >From: lame@ur.com (lamr) Jamie: he is, isn't he? >The Wait is finally over! >If you haven't read them yet, read the other stories in this series >--------------------- >Sonic Fights Robotnik >Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle >Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast For The Naked Eye >Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack Scott: You haven't seen anything until you've seen everything!! >Look for them on your favorite sonic fan fiction site or get them from >the usenet archive http://www.dejanews.com David: No!! I won't!! You can't make me!! NO!!NO!!NO!! I WONT!!!! NO!!! >Now, on to the story! >But firts..... >LEGAL STUFF--------- >All Sonic characters in this story such as Sonic, Sally, Tails ect. ect. >ect.ect.etc. are copyright Archie comics and SEGA. Other copyrights such >as Mountain Due, Bevis n Butthead Jamie: NO MORE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!! THAT FAD DIED A YEAR AGO!!!! >are copyrights of their espective >owners. Sonic Fan does not mean to imply ownership of anything or >anycharacters in this story. >END OF KEGAL STUFF----- Scott: Kegal-The Thirst Quencher!! >Now for more action, adventure, suspense and romance in.... Austin: The Adventures of Captain Bucky O'Hare!!! >SONIC FAN presents.... >A SONIC FAN presentaion of a SONIC FAN Sonic Fan Fiction.... >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 5 >The Good Snivley >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< David: Make way, for Prince Ali!! Make Way, for Prince Ali!!! >Uncle Chuck says: >Howdy yall! I'm Uncle chuck! David (Uncle Chuck): And I'd like to say I didn't ...what's that...slap..with Sally? Oh, SLEEP with Sally! hat's right, I did not. >As y'aLl knows, Sonic fights Robotnik and >fights him good Austin: I wish this was Teletubbies... > Sonic saved the day AND the TV station in past >adventures. But that clumsey Rotor spilled coffee on the cybersuit one >time Scott: Why in the name of Saelt-Marae does he NEED a Cyber-Suit?! >and antoher time he replace the power ring crystal with coffee >crystals! Dumbass! Let's see what sonic and friends are upto now.... >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Robotropolis David: I was hoping fro Oobrtropolsi. >What had started as a routine trip to robotropilis to pick up some >sprokets and maybe a few chili dogs turned into an explosive battle >involving thousands of SWAT bots and 900 tons of uranium!!! Austin: Huh? Oh, the bathrooms down the hall, to the left. >Sonic was running around bashing bots "Take this stink botz!" said Sonic David: Evil bots, SPider Bots, Cheese Bots, old Guy bots, Tree Bots AND Stink botZ?! >Meanwhile Sally and Tails were trying to stop Robotnik from getting the >Urbanium Austin: God, him too? Down the hall to the left. Scott: Them named Sub-Urbaniums. > to the nuclear bomb factory. >Sonic buzzsawed throught a row of 10 bots. "hey there" he said to Sally >"Wheres the beefy fat guy" David:You mean Cartman? >"No time to talk Sonic" said Sally "Robotnik's pickup truck Austin: DAMN YOU KICKERS!!!!! >is almost at >the facility. He's going to make that uranium into bombs!" >"LET'S FIGHT ROBOTNIK!" Austin: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!! >said Sonic >They started after the truck but they ran into grounder ad scratch! >"Oh fock!" said Tails Jamie: Yes, Oh yes!! OH!! HARDER! YES!! MMM!! OH FOCK YES!! David: Jamie are you having an Orgasm from just THINKING about Leo?! Jamie: I'm faking it to make him happy. >"Tails don't day the bad word!" said Sallt Scott: No, thanks I have enough Sodium in my diet. >"Huh huh huh huh huh" said Grounder "We have to like...uhhhhh...kick your >ass or someting...uhhh...huh huh..uhhh....pribornibty Austin: She's going to have a baby!! >hedgehog....ummm hhuh hhuh uhuh huh ... uhhh... 2... or something" >"HHhehhEhehhe YEAH heheh FIRE FIRE!!!" said Scratch >Scratch pulled out a flamethrower and toasted tails! Jamie: SonicFan, WHY ARE YOU STILL STUCK IN THE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD AGE?! They suck! Why do you think the show got cancelled? And King of the Hill is no better! Austin: DAMN KICKERS >"Heh, toasty Tails" said Sonic Scott: Scratch Wins FATALITY >"Oops, I mean, I NEED TO SAVE AILS!" >Sonic threw tails into a big pool of sewage water. Then he shouted Austin: Makes me wanna SHOUT put my hands up and SHOUT blah blah blah blah blah SHOUt.. David Kicks Austin's butt!!!!! Scott:H NO!! SONICFANS INFLUENCE IS RUBBING OFF ON YOU!! >"Hey >sally create a diversion!" >"ok" said Sally "Um...I am a squirtrel" >"Really" said Scratch "Heh hehehheh cool hehehh hehh n heh" >Sonic sneeked up behind the 2 bots and buzzsawed scratch's head off, David: Didn't they already die a few 15 times? >which he used to beat Grounder into a metallic polp. >"This SUCKS" said Grounder >"Heh heheh hehhe nhehehh nehehehehehheheh hneheheneheh ummm yeah" said >Scratch >But a SWAT boat was chasing after Tails! Austin: I mean, I REALLY wish this was Teletubbies... >"Help me Sonic!" asked Tails "The boat is going to catch me!" >Sonic jumped in and saved Tails at the last second and then did a >hoverski spindash manuever. The boat crashed into the shore and blew up >"KABLAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" said Sonic "MEGA- >BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scott: By Doalin's luck!!! David: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >"BIG KRASHY BOOOOM BOOOOM BANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!- >"Sonic shut the hell up!" said Sally Jamie: the first semi-humerous thing ever to be written by SonicFan >"Oh, sorry" said Sonic "Now let's stop that truck!" >"Here sonic!" said Tails, helpfully "Eat this power ring so you'll go >super fast!" >"Tails I don't eat power rings.....hey that gives me and idea" pondered >sonic David: How does Ails know that? >Nuclear Bomb Factory >"Hhahahahahahaha!" said Robotnik "HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! I am >going to make some big nukes! Austin: Really? I like "Big Nukes" myself... >Soon I will secure control of mobius and >then THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS SHALL DIE! MUHAUHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! MY most >ingenious plan yet It cannot possibly FAIL!!! All:.... >AHHAHAHAHAHHAH >HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEE!!! Haha is this not my most >ingenoius plan yet....ummmm....hey none of my badnik assistants are here. David: Why the f*ck should they be around a dumbass like you!? >I forgot, Snivley is dead, Dr. Quack is in the freezer and Grounder and >Scratch are probably dismantled again. Jamie: GASP!! CONTINUITY >Oh well I'll just eat a tasty >donut or 2,,,or 3 or 78" >But little did robotnik know, during his speech to no one Sonic put the >power ring into the donut box. Robotnik picked up the ring and took a >bite out of it. He got electrocuted. Scott: Wouldn't that just give him extra power? >"AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!!!" said Robotnik. He threw the donut away and >it landed in the back of the pickup truck, which unfortunately for >robotnik, caused a chemical reaction with the uranium truning it into >harmless salt rock. Austin: Aw, man I forgot to buy salt!! Scott: No thanks, I already have enough sodium in my diet. >"NOooooooooo!" said Robotnik "My evil plan =that could not possibly fail >has failed! I hate you sonic! Curse you hedgehog! You go to hell! You go >to hell and you die!" >"Ha ha nyah nyah" said Sonic "I beat robotnik and his stooououuupid plan >neener neener neeeeener" Jamie: If this wasn't just a story I'd dismember SonicFan, rip out his heart and show it to him before he dies in a uddel of his own blood!!! >"Dammit Sonic, shut the hell up!" SAID Sally >So sonic did and they went back to knothole >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< >Knothole Vivvge David:Towns have Virginity?! >It was a tranquil and not too buzy day as Knothole was having a huge >celebation for their heroes, Sonic, Tails, and Princess Sally of the >Eleborate House of Acorn. >"yaaay" said the citizens of knothole while they sat around a campfire >and sonic gave a speech on the stump David: What the fock is going on? >Sonic said "Well It's been a while since I've been here. I haven't been >here since the episode "Hooked on Sonics" where I fought the shredder. >But I faced a more dangerous undertaking. I fought bots bots and more >bots before finally outwitting Robotnik in a clever plan of logic Scott: I SAID I HAVE ENOUGH SODIUM >and >cunning. I'd like to thank all who helped, namely Sally and Tails. How >about you folks come on up here" >the audiance gave a round of applause David: Because Sally, Tails, Bunnie and Rotor ganged up on Sonic and beat the shit out of him >"Thyank you Thank you" said Tails "As usual I did everything" >THe audiace laughed at the joke >Then Sally walked on stage. >"yaaay woohooo clap clap" went the audience. >As in episode 4 of the Sat AM series sally gave sonic a kiss on the >cheek. Jamie: He has a catalogue of episode info? Scott: Trekkie. >Then sonic said "Hey sal you call that a kiss. Now THIS is a kiss" >Sonic and Sally did the miost passion-oriented kiss David: So they got laid? >in the whole series >all over again and Antoinne said "EEEuuEEEWWW Ze HEDGEHOG EESS SOEEK DE >CAPRIO StEEnnnAY POO POOOOOOOooEEWWW!!!!" Austin: I mean, I could have been watching Po run around on her scooter, and Laa-Laa with her big yellow ball.. >Then SexHog (from alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog) said "LeT'Z see SoMe CyBerSeX!! >I wAnt SoMe GoOd LoOkIn piCs!" >Sonic said "No way, ho-zay. We don't do that public cybersex thing. at >least not recently" David: And I so wanted to see Tails nude... >"DAMMIT SONIC SHUT UP!" said Sally and she salped him >"Ow" went sonic >Sally left >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Sonic's Hut >Tails walks in David: And jamms to Dreen Gay >"Hey Tails what's up" said Sonic >"Oh nothing. Hey I think your relationship with sally is going kind of >bad" said Tails >"Well she does keep telling me to shut up" said Sonic >"Maybe you should see a marriage counsellor" said Tails David: They married in Sonic Fights Robotnik 7: The Non-Existant Future >"My uncle Trey >Prower is a marriage counsellor" David: God!! How many Prowers are there?! >"But we're not married!" said Sonic "At least I don't think we are but we >might be. I forget" >JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS UP THROUGH THE FLOOR OF THE HUT! Scott: No, Hutt's don't have floors. >"AUUUUGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHHTTHHH WOOOOBOOOOGIE!!!!" said Rotor >"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" yelled sonic "Jeez rotor DON'T DO THAT!" >"Oh, sorry" said Rotor "But Knothole is in big trouble!" >Sonic said "Looks like i need to save teh day!!" Austin: Who's Teh Day? Austin:>"sweet" said Rotor >"Anyways as I was saying" said Rotor "Knothole is under attack we're all >going to DIE!!! oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh >no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no" David: Austin, that's a bad cough you got there. >Rotor exited the hut by jumping through a wall. Scott: Why not? A door is just a large hole in the side of the hut! >Sonic ran outside andd saw THE ENTIRE VILLIAGE OF KNOTHOLE BURNING DOWN >AND IN TOTAL CHAOTIC-NESS!!!! Scot: Chaoticness?! ITS TOTAL CHAOS!!! >Antoinne was running away from his burning hut, a TANKbot was Austin: Ejaculating into Rotor David: Dammit Austin!! David beats the crap out of Austin >destroying >stuff, Grounder and Scratch were riding on heat-seeking missles, super >mario and friends were driving go-karts all over the place and Ken >Penders was standing in the town square shooting at freedom fighters with >a machine gun. Jamie: Don't think I like these stories, but, this is SonicFan's least original one. >"Help me, I am in danger!" cried Jackerey Prower. >"Hmmmmm" thought Sonic "I can save the villiage, all I need is a power >ring!" >Just then Sonic remembered that Rotor had the power crystal in his lab to >clean the coffee stains off it. David: mm.I'm beginning to agree with Austin about the Teletubbies. > Sonic ran to the lab dodging bots and >other such mayham. >>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< >Rotor's Lab >JUST THEN SONIC BROKE DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY!!! David: Adn walked away >"Sonic!" said Rotor "That was very rude! You shouldn't destroy my hut >like that!" >"Soory" said Sonic "But I need the power crystal" >"Ah knows why ya needs it shuggahawg." said Bunnie "Ya'll needs a power >ring to fight them dangers outside. Jamie: Ditz >Aw heck all yall some of em are bots, >and some of em are missles and some of em are fires and some of em are >falling debris. Heck all y'all some of em aren't even dangerous at all!" Jamie: Ditz >"maybe you should get the crystal Bunnie" said Rotor "You see, I'm >drinking coffee right now and when I have coffee around our impotant >devices something bad usually happens. So I'll just throw this Austin:Silly Slammer >coffee >away just so nothing bad will happen" >Rotor tossed the coffee cup over5 David(5): DAMMIT WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMIGN!!! >his shoulder. Sonic saw it and said (in >slow motion) "NoOOOOOOoOOooOOoOOoO!!!" as the cup went flying twords the >crytal. Sonic jumped to catch it but it was too late. The cup smahed into >the power crystal. The crystal started sparking >And that's when things went Austin: For a nice brisk strol to the strip club > for lack of a better word, >bahoogallyroogaly. Austin: I used to know Bahoogallyroogaly. He was a good freind of mine in kindergarten. To bad he was arrested for rape. >>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<< >Dimensional Portal >Sonic is sucked through a dimensional portal. >>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Scott: Well wasn't that just crucial!? >Twinkie-Mart 5:05 AM >"WWAAAAHHHHHH OOOOOFOFOFFFFF" sonic said as he landed in a pile of >twinkies >*Where am I* he thought >*I must be in another dimenson* thought sonic >Just then Sonic saw a bot that looked like a swatbot but it had a Austin: Giant "SexHog" Baseball Ba David: NO! Austin: Take me out to the BALL game... >red >star on it's chestplate >"DRROOOONNNE" went the bot "SCANNING...BEEP BEEP BIP >BOOP...EENNHHH...RESULT IS NYET NYET NYET...MUST DESTROY THING" >The bot fired on Sonic! Sonic dodged gunfire and exploding twinkeis and >jumped out the window!!!!!!! Austin: I don't know about you guyd , but I'm taking a nap. David: No!! I then Jamie and Scott will fall asleep! I'm too scared to read SonicFan stuff by myself!!! > Then a helicopter was shooting at sonic. >Sonic ran to the intersection but another helicopter was headed right for >him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Suddenly a red convertible hit sonic from behind! Sonic rolled over the >hood and into the passenger seat. Scott: NIGHTRIDER!!! >VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMM SCREEEE VRRRMM VRRRMMM >VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NNNNRRYRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM Austin: It's Speed Buggy!! >"Oof. Who are you." said Sonic >"My name's Prower, Miles Prower" said the fox that looked exactly like >Tails >"What you doing" said Sonic >"I was saving your life from those RED bots. Now hold on because I'm >going to drive the car really fast now" said Miles David(Tails): Into a brick wall, then my brakes will fail, and I'll crahs, and my car will go backwards into the freeway, get hit by another car and send us flying, and we get hit by a car, and I predict a 50% percent chance it's be a red car! Scott (Sonic): Wanna bet!? >SCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the car makes a sharp turn to avoid helicopter >fire. Then a taxi is driving head on at the car. The bot driver fires his >machine gun at Tails. Tails ducks. >"Say who are you anyways. I haven't seen you before" said Mils >"My name is Sonic T. Hedgehog. I'm from another dimension. David (Sonic): But I do like Twinkies!!Everybody likes Twinkies in myDimension!!! Austin: NO!! THEY ARE EVIL!!!!! >Sort of like >on that TV show Furry Sliders" David: That dumbass likes Sliders. Glad it got cancelled Scott: It's still on the Sci-Fi channel. David: Damn! >said Sonic >Mileses car rams the taxi into a mailbox >"I've never heard of that show" said Miles >"You don't have that show here? What about furry South Park, or Furry >Beavis and Butthead?" asked Sonic Jamie: Why does everything have to have "furry" at the beginning? i mean, WE'RE Furry, but since our Cable gets US CHannel we don't call them "Human South Park" or "HUman Sliders" Heck, they don't even know there's human versions!! >"No none of those either" said Tails >"This is a strange Mobius" said Sonic "To me, that is" >A robo jeep was chasing the car. David: Dammit, Murphy thats some reckless driving!!! >Miles pushed a button and the car >dropped landmines on the road that blew up the jeep. KABLOOMO!!! The jeep >rolls over and bots go flying. >"Now hold on" said Miles "We have to get over the Robolin Wall" >"The what?!?" said Sonic >"The robolin wall. It seperates Robotskia from The Great Country. Scott: For a lack of maps and computers >Wait >you probably don't know about that." >Miles slammed on the gas. >VRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM >The car hit a ramp and went flying over the wall. David: But flew directly into a taller wall behind it, thus killing Tails and Sonic Scott; And there was much rejoicing All: yay. >The bots in the guard >tower were surprised. >"Oofy" said Sonic as the car landed on the other side and bounced a few >times "That's kind of a stupid place to put a ramp" >"Yes. I suppose it is" said Miles "Well I'll havve to explain what's >going on when we get to Austin: We're off to see the lizard, the wondefull lizard of Oz... >Knothole City" >"Knothole CITY?" said Sonic "Sweet" >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< >Knothole City, The Great Defense Department >The car drove David: Hmm.. thats strange. > into the parking garage at 190 mph. >SCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHH went the car as Miles slammed on the >brakes. >"That was fast" said Sonic "But not THIS fast" Austin: As Sonic quickly found himself a ho and proceeded to do her, all within 3 seconds. >Sonic ran around on the walls of the garage and said "Yaa WOOOO JUICIN >JAM PAST COOOL YAA WO OOW WOOO!!!!!" >Miles said, amazedly "Bloody amazing Sonic! How do you do that?" >"I dunno" said Sonic Jamie: Ditz >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Elevator Scott: A new compelling, well written character..wait I'm thining Drazen...nevermind >"Ok now tell me stuff about this dimension" said Sonic to Miles >Miles said "Well you had the Great War in your dimension so I'll start >there. After the Great War Julian had won control of lots of land. But >instead of Giving it to the government of the Great Continent he kept it >and formed his own country. It is called Robotskia David: Becuase he had to name it like himself, youknow? >and it has a botunism >system of government. What that means is that all citizens have to do >whatever the bots say. Julian was just an alias however, and once he had >his own country he started calling himself by his real name Robo Shlobo >Robotnik." Austin: Schwiiing!!! David: That's disgusting!!!! Austin: Yeah, I'd be ashamed if my Shlobo was Robo. >Miles continued "But Robotniks nephew Snivley betaryed Robotnik to stop >him from taking over the whole continent. He is a hero and is the leader >of the Great Secret Service. Everyone calls him The Good Snivley." >Miles went on "The members of our highest deparment are parraell to >people in you universe. Scott; How does he know this? > I am a secret agent, Dulcy is and invention >maker, Rotor is a chef, Bunnie is another agent, and Antoinne is a >useless secretary guy" Jamie: I don't think Antoine is so useless. He's a great Chef you know David: Rotor..a CHEF?! Austin: What about Pip?! They forgot Pip!! Jamie: Wrong story >"What about Sally?" asked Sonic >"Sally? Here we call her EvilSally. SHe is Robotnik's wife." said Miles >"PUUUHHHHHHHUWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!?!?!" said Sonic >"ok then" said Sonic "What about Sir Charles" >"Who?" said Miles >"Uncle Chuck?" said Sonic >"Oh, Uncle Chuck, he is the leader Austin: Of the Janitor Sqaudron >of Robotnik's Janitor Squadron" All: Whoa!! >said >Miles >"In my dimension Uncle Chuck made the power crystal so maybe here he made >a power crystal too!" said SOnic >"Hey! You're right!" said Miles "If we could get it you could go back >home and we could use it to BATTLE ROBOTNIK!" said Miles >"That's FIGHT ROBOTNIK" said Austin: It's MORPHIN TIME!!! >Sonic "Ooops i forgot i in orther dimensin" >The elevator stopped at the top floor >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Super Secret Great Department >Sonic n' Miles Austin: Sittin in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G David: Dammit Austin ,Jose and the rest of the newsgroup just got ouy of that discussion!! > stepped out of the elevator. Miles introduced Sonic. >"This is sonic he's from another dimension" >"Hello there!" said Dulcy >"Hey there Sonic" said Chef Rotor "I hear that dimensioal travel is like >making sweet love to a beutiful woman" Jamie: Oh no, now he's obsessed with South Park!!! >Rotor Sang >I wanna make love to you wo-man >I'm gonna lay you down by the fire >make sweet lo lo lo lo lovvee bay-be >"Howdy y'all!" said Bunnie "I all has been a-sortin these diffrent >colored paperclips" >"Aren't you going to say something else?" said Sonic Jamie(Bunnie): Yeha, I'ma whore. $200 an hour, whaddya say? >"Now heck y'all why y'all all the heck woual ah say somethin else about >paperclis. wha you all think ah'd do tell y'all the colors of em?" said >Bunnie >"Guten Tag Herr Hedgehog!" said Scott: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! David: That's right, you're jewish, Scott? >Antoinne "Ish benen der hugentugnen das >Ropotnik und you eshcaped with Herr Prower! Hugengannooten! Uber Shoober >Kooten Guber!" >"I still can't understand anything he says" said Sonic >"Now let's go meet The Good Snivley" said Miles David: Oh my God!! THey've Castrated Snively!!! Austin: YOU BASTARD!!! >Snivley's Office >"Hello! Sonic! Hello There!" said Snivley "I heard you fight robotnik in >your universe too! Righto mate! Smashing! Maybe you can help us too!" >"Sure!" said Sonic "If it involves fighting Robotnik count me in" >JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS Jamie: Through a plotehole >THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING! >"You GuYS!!" said Rotor "uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh" >"Rotor! Get ahold of yourself man!" sadi Miles "Just tell us whats going >on" Scott(Rotor): whats goin on? WHATS GOING ON?!! THAT NAZI FREAK IS AFTER ME THATS WHATS GOING ON!!! >"OK" said Rotor >FLASHBACK >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Robotskia Tower >"Why hello my dearest Sally." said Robotnik "Did you know that soon I >will control the entire continent?" Jamie(Sally): No, becuase I'm like, a ditz, and like, I can;'t understand a word youre, like , saying. >"You always say that" said Sally >"But this time I have a failproof plan! One that cannot fail in any >possible manner!" said Robotnik >"Yeah and then agent double-o-Tails will show up and ruin it" said Sally >"But not this time!" said RObotnik "This time it cannot fail in any >possible way, manner, or suggestion!" David: Hey look, they put suggestions in the suggestion box! Scott(Robo Shlobo): HOW DARE THEY?! >"What you going to do?" asked Sal >"I will drop a nuke on Knothole City" said Robotnik "That'll learn em!" >"Better than average plan" said Sally >"In fact I am going to the base myself to assure success in this plan." Austin(RObo): So I'll die then you can be Uncle Chuck's Porstitute!! David(Uncle Pimp): That's right ladies!!! >said Robotnik >Robotnik hit some buttons on a communication terminal and Grounder and >Scratch apperared on the screen. Grounder was wearing a top hat and >holding a cane. Scratch was wearing an eyeglass thing and holding a cup >of tea. David: You know guys, maybe we SHOULD take a nap. >"'ello there govner!" said Grounder "Jolly good weather today isn't it?" >"Here here!" said Scratch "I agree quite jolly good indeed" >"Scratch and I were drinking tea and eating strumpets while awaiting scott: It's CRUMPETS >further instruction. I assumes that you called to give us the further >instruction guvaner?" said Grounder >"Hhahhahahaha!" said Robotnik >"Ahoy there whats so bleedin' funny" said Scratch >"Shutup and initiate plan MEGA-NUKEM 24b" said Robotnik Jamie;WHy didn't they just drop a laod of nukes all over Mobius and get it over with?! >"Righto mate" said Grounder Scott: You got you're Austrailian-British Stereotypes wrong,SonicFan!! >But little did anyone know, Rotor had bugged the room and was sitting on >the roof listening to the entire conversation! >"Time to leave!" said Robotnik >JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING! >"What the fock?" said Robotnik Jamie(Sally): Oh, I'll never, like, get to be a , liek, whore. David(Whiny Usher Voice): Hey you can be my ho, girl!! Jamie(Sally): AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!NOOOOOOOO! >"Uhh roof repair man" said Rotor >"Hmmm It does need repairing" said Robotnik "Carry on" >"That's no roof repair man!" said Sally "That's Chef Rotor of the Great >Secret Service!" >Sally pulled out a chaingun and shot at rotor. ROtor danced a little jig >to avoid the bullets Austin: and took off his clohes to do his "hypnotic dance" David: God that game sucked Scott: What game? David: Mystical Ninja. Damn Peach Ship >and then ran like flippin eck. >Robotnik said over the announcment system "Ateention all RED bots! >Intruder alert priority Red-1. Kill walrus now!" >In an action-packed escape sequence rotor escapes the bot filled building >and steals a helicopter. It gets shot David: and Rotor dies Scott; and there was much rejoicing All:yay. >down but rotor bails out and falls >though the roof of the Great Secret Service building. >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<< >END OF FLASHBACK David: huh? Oh.. Austin:>"And that's what happened" saidRotor >"BOH! WHAAA?!? GRRGRRRRGHGHHHHHHEEEE?!?!" Said Snivley >"No prob Sniv dewd we'll stop Robotnik" said Sonic >"Jolly good show!" said Snivley "Miles, you Sonic and Bunnie go stop the >Robotnik nuke plan!" David: That's a really nasty cold. DOn't we have any medicine? >Sonic said "It's ORANGE BANNANA WHAM BAM SLAM FLAM BING BHAM BOOM BOOM >BOOGALOO ROCKEM SOCKEM ROLLY POLY WHAK DANG DING DANg WALLA WALLA JUICE >TIME!!!!" Austin: Screw Medicine, I want an Ornage Banana Wham Bam Slam Flam Bing Bham Boom Boom Boogaloo Rockem Sockem Rolly Poly Whak Dang Ding Dang Walla Walla Juice! >"what?" said Miles Scott: Hey, in this dimension, SonicFan can write !!! >The Great Ocean >Sonic Miles and Bunnies are in a boat thats going en route to the secret >aircraft carrier base. >Miles jumped the boat up onto the aurcraft carrier but just then it was >blown up by a rocket launchin RED bot! They all jump out and David: DROWN >action >packed fighting ensues! >SOnic shoots bots with his gun while Miles and Bunnie shoot from behind >and airpl;ane! Sonic attracts laster fire and Miles and Bunnies kill the >bots. BOOOOM ZOOOOm >ZOOOM goes sonic KABLAM BANG BANG DRROOONNNNAarrrgggg Austin: I mean,Dipsy with his Cow hat, or even Tinky Winky with his purse!!! >Bot with a machine gun DIE DIE DIE!!!!! Miles blows it to bitz! Scott: What?Blitz is an Awesome cartoonist!! David: No he's not >Sonic spin dashes 20 bots "Well I guess thats all the bots" said he >But one more bot he had to fight! WIIEIEEEE SHPAK!!!! Sonic kicked it >down. it died. >The threesome blasts open the door and go into the control tower. >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< Austin: hack cough }}}}}}}}}}}}}{||{}{|{|{|{}|{{}|<>>>><<>>}><>|>{>}><{>}{<}><>{}<{><}><}>{}< {>}<>{<{><><>{<><<<{}>>{}{}{<}{}],[]. ,[><[.].}<[.,][.,][.,.<[.,]{> and that's that! >Control Tower, Control Room >"Doo doo doo" said Robotnik "Everything is going to plan" said Robotnik, >not paying any attention to the video monitor "I think I'll pass the time >by jamming to some barber shop music" David: Whoever suggested that fear for your life!! >RObotnik put in his barbershop CD and did air guitar while singing "Hello >my honey hello my baby hello my rag time gaaaaaaalllllllllllll" >>>>>>>><<<<<<< >Control TOwer >"Let's go up these staris" said Miles "Because we have to to get to the >control room" >"OK" said Sonic "That won't be too hard" >So they walk up the stars walk walk walk but then huGe drills come out of >the walls! David: And everyone dies! To be COntinued Jose Solano Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: zuckuss199@aol.com (Zuckuss199) Date: 1998/08/18 Subject: Re: FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley Forward | Print | View thread | Show original | Report this message | Find messages by this author David: Hey, Jose's Computer Crashed!! Scott: No time to finish, let's just pick up where he left off Jamie: But's he's sitting there in the corner, shrivelled up. Austin: Cuase he's sucking his David kicks Austin's ass. >Parking Lot >There is a celebration for Miles and Sonic >"yaaaaay" says the crowd >the crowd claps. clap clap clap! >"Hey wait a minute, we forgot bunnie!" said Miles >Just then Bunnie showed up! >"Y'all forgot me and ah had to swim the 500 miles 'tuh shore!" said soggy >Bunnie >"sorry" said Sonic and Miles >"Oh bloody good work you two!" said Snivley "This calls for a hot spot of >tea. Oh frock, we are out of tea. I'll just drive down to the store and >get some. >Snivley got in his car. >"Well I did all the work" said Sonic >"No you didn't!" said Miles >"Did to!" said Sonic >"Did not!" said Miles >JUST THEN SNIVLEYS CAR EXPLODES!!!! David: YES!!!!!! >"(choke) No! a car bomb!" said Miles >"Nooooo!" cried Jackerey Prower "They killed The Good Snivley! Why God? >Whyyyyyy????" >"Robotnik will pay for this" agrily said Miles Austin (Robotnik): Here> I got $2.50 wadyasay? David(Miles): I'll take it, but I wont liek it. >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >That Night >Sonic is chatting with Bunnie on IRC > Heck y'all hedgehog....you wanna have...cybersex? David: No, SonicFan now it's referred to as "Cybering" Austin:Yeah, where have you been the last 19 months? > GuH uHHHh G[ejddjcn UHHHHH i-i-i-i-cant do it! > Aw y'all heck, Sally girl 'll never know shes in nother dimenson > But its still not right. i hope u understand :) > Ok ;) ><<<<<<<>>>>>>>> David: That didn't sound like it would actually happen Jamie: David, take a good look at this story, then at what you just said David: hmmm.. you're right. >oops that was the seperator for the last story >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >that's better >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >The Next Day >Parking Lot >Miles says "Ok we're going to find that power crystal" >"hhhhhhhoooooooooooowwwwwww?" said Rotor >"I have a special device thingy that will home in on it's eneryg" said >Miles "We are going to drive into the city and find out where robonik has >that crystal." >They all got in the car >"Uhh you'll have to ride in the trunk Antoinne there's not enough room" All suddenly fall aslep with boredom >said Miles >"Ach du liber!" said Antoinne >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< >Robolin Wall >"Now remember" said Miles "We must be very catious and try not to attract >any bot attention. Ready?" >"Ready!" said SOnic >Sonic hit the button activating the huge drill on the front of the car. >>>>>><<<< >Guard TOwer >A RED bot is reading the paper when suddenly the room starts shaking! >*DRROOOOOONEEEE earthquake!* it thinks >"EMERGENCY EMERGENCY" it drones >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< >Robolin Wall >The car is nosily drilling right through the wall. The RED bot jumps into >the car. >"DRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNNEEE halt!" goes the bot >Miles shoots it. >The car drills all the way through the wall and Miles puts it into 7th >gear! VRRRRRRRRRROMMMMMMMMMMM! >JUST THEN THE WHOLE ROBOLIN WALL COLLAPSES DUE TO CHEAP CONSTRUCTION! >"Cool" said Dulcy >The car is being pursued by helicopters! A bullet hits the trunk! >Antoinne yells "AACHCHHH DUE HOOGGEENNNNDOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEN >MAHEEENNNNNOOOGUTE FRUITENGOOOOGEN!!!!! AACCHHHHHH DOOOOOOOOOOOO >LLLLLEEEEEEEEIBEEEEEERRR!! BEIRSTEIN!!!!" >"Antoinne did you get hit?" said Miles >"Nine" said Antoinne >"That's 'no' in german" says Miles, to nobody. Scott wakes up suddenly Scott: I THINK WE KNOW THAT WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE? Austin wakes up Austin: Hail the Fuhrer!!! Scott punches Austin >Dulcy attacks the helicopters and the car drives real fast! Just then >they are being pursued by bot taxi's! they hit a sharp turn and one of >the taxi's rolls over onto it's roof! The car turns around >SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHh and fires machine guns at the other 2 taxi's and >then zooms off. >"Look out BUS!" says Sonic >They shoot a missle at the driver and the bus crashes into a bakery. Now >the car is being pursued by bot-patrol cars! >"We're homing in on the signal it's coming from the casino!" says Miles >"Take the wheel Bunnie! Lead the bot-patrol away from here!" >Miles hits the eject buttons Sonic and Miles go flying out of the car. >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< >The R. Shlobo Casino Austin: I'd make a Casino if I sold myself as a freak for having my Shlobo turned to Robo >JUST THEN SONIC AND MILES FALL THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CASINO! >"Hmmm maybe I should apply for Rotor's job" says Sonic >"Hey!" says Dealer bot >"Sorry" said Miles "We just want to play blackjack" >"ok" says Dealer bot David: Dealer bot self destructs for no reason >Dealer bot deals a hand to sonic >"GO FISH DUDE!!!" yells SOnic >Miles smacks him "Shutup dumbass!" >Just then Miles and SOnic are stunned and dragged to the back room by >GUARD bots. >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >The Street >An exciting car chase scene! Austin: CHiPS Scott: Dukes of Hazzard David: Nightrider Jamie: Sonic Drift!! All look at Jamie Jamie: Hey, Sonic Drift is more fun than watching Nightrider! David: I never said it was >VVVVVROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM SCRRRRRREEEEEEEEE KRAAAAASHHHHHHHHH VRRRMMM >VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! >Bunnie launches missles at a bot van! kaboom it blows up! 10 robo jeeps >are after the car and they have flame throwers! Bunnie rams a mail truck >off a bridge. Scott: ENOUGH SLAUGHTERING CIVILIANS!! Austin: They didn't take the ice cream truck, did they?!(Austin's eyes begin to fill with tears) Jamie: No, it's still around Austin sighs in relief >"Look out!" she yells while driving through a pedestrian infested street. >The car drives through an alley. Uncle Bob jumps out of the way and lands >in a dumpster. >"FOCK YE!" he yells. Terminator: Uncle Bob? >A robot is blocking the way! It fires at the car! ROtor throws a >hamburger at it! David: The car gets grease poisening BOOM KERAASHH!! FFFFRAKKKVROOOOOOM!!!! >"Arg" goes the bot >They run it over. Ker-splatsmash >"Wheeee fun!" says Rotor >Bunnie looks at the radar. Bots are coming down the street in bots >directions. >After narrowly avoiding the grenade launching bot patrol cars Bunnie >makes a sharp turn and drives through the doors of a mall! >SMMMMMASHHHHHHHH!!! >The bots pursue! Shoopers dive out of the way as the vehicles drives >through stores, down escalators and finally, Bunnie drives into the >fountain. >The bots surround them.... >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >The Room of DEATH! Scott: Quoth the raven, "Nevermore" >Sonic and Miles are in a cage suspended over a pit of boiling acid. >"So Mr. Prower we meet yet again" said Robotnik "This pit is filled with >acid and in the acid there are CHOMPER bots that will chomp you into >shredded beef. Ha HA HA!" Austin: But then the Chompers will disolve, and then there wont be beef for hamburgers!! >"And this time I expect you to DIE!" said Robotnik "You better die, or >I'll GET REAL MAD!" >"I'm not gonna die!" said Miles >"GRRRRRRRR!!!!!" said Robotnik. HE almost slammed his fist down on the >control panel but he stopped just before he did. Jamie: God would never do such a thing!!! >"It is a good thing i did not hit the control panel or i would have hit >the realease button and then you could escape. Ha ha! How ghood for me >that I did not do that" said said Robotnok >Robotnik pushed the 'lower cage' button and turned the speed dial to the >'extra slow' setting >"ha ha" said RObotnik "ha" >Robotnik says "You will never stop me from bulding my power crystal >weapon!" >"You're fat and ugly!" said Miles David(Robo Shlobo) : Geez man I'm already 300 pounds overwieght, don't rub it in I feel bad already (mock cries) >"Ha!" said Robotnik "What a pathetic attempt to make me angry!" >Then SOnic said "Hey you stupid chub! I had cybersex with your wife!" >"Technically that statement is almost sort of true!" said Miles >Robotnik slammed his fist down on the control panel and scremed >"GGGGGARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG" Austin: It be a fine day to swim with de sharks, ya landlubber! Jamie: No!! I won't !! Austin: Arg, but ye will swim or be stabbed by me cutlass, eh, lassie? Jamie: No!! I need a hero!! David: DId someoen call a hero? Austin: Argg!!It be Davy Crotchitt the pirate-killer!!! Scott: What the heck are you 3 doing? All: Nothing >SOnic and Miles jumped out of the cage and ran >"ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGg get them AAAAAAAGRRRRRRR!!" said Robotnik >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >The Robotnik Bulding, Floor 4503 >Miles and Sonic are riding a photocopier down the hallway and running >over bots. Just then they crash through a door into a room. They are >surrounded by Uncle Chuck and his JANITOR bots >"Uh oh" says Sonic >Uncle chuck does some ninja stuff with his mop >Then he says "CLEAN THEM UP!" >The bots attack! One beats sonic in the head with a bucket antoehr slams >Miles with a mop! They get knocked down but they get up again and fight! >FFFFFRAHFOOOO >VJCBNJSVJS! >KAPOWIE Austin: GFGYGUYIUFHAEHADIAOHFKSJNHAKJFAFHNAKJSFFHKJAFAFHKJAFANHKFJAIGWKTYLKF;KF;AK FSALFJAKAHFJAFHJAKFKJAHFAJFHKJAFHAKJFHAJF >Sonic kicks a bot steals a mop beats bots with it! OH YEAH! >Miles is kicking more bot butt! COOL! >Now they have to fight uncle chuck. WAAHHHHH!! >SHOYROUKEN! >Uncle Chuck gives Sonic the STONE COLD STUNNER! >Miles kicks Chuck in the back >"Ow my back!" says Uncle chuck >WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH >Sonic fl David: Is this the end? Scott: No. We're just out of space Jose Solano Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: zuckuss199@aol.com (Zuckuss199) Date: 1998/08/18 Subject: [Cheaply MSTed3] FANFIC: Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley Forward | Print | View thread | Show original | Report this message | Find messages by this author Don't miss the next exciting chapter of Sonic Fights Robotnik! -------------- SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 6 The Return of Uncle Bob - Find out what happens to sonic! >>- Bob returns to Knothole but that causes problems! - Robotniks latest evil plan! - More action than you'll ever belive happened! All this and more in Sonic Fights Robotnik 6! Coming to alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog in 1998! << David: GOd, Austin you shouldn't have bought this piece of shit!!! Jamie opens the window and proceeds to through it as far as possible Austin: Hey, let's play pirates again Davd/Jamie: ok Scott: I'll just leave now... David Gonterman: OW!! What is this? Ooh..A Videotape!! "Sonic Fights RObotnik 5" WOW!! I can hardly wait to see this one!! Jose Solano