Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog
From: danehog@aol.com (Danehog)
Date: 1999/02/01
Subject: Special Edition: AFSH Presents#4

Here's a little something I cooked up. Enjoy. 

Also, Dirkdes, please don't be offended by your reactions in the story. This is 
all just for fun. 

Note: This takes place AFTER AHSH Presents#3, though #3 hasn't come out yet. 

AFSH PRESENTS#4: 

Danehog's Meta-MST Theater Starring: 
Danehog And Dirkdes 

Danehog: Welcome to the Meta-MST Theater starring me! 
Dirkdes: And me! 
Danehog: Shut up, cow-eater! 
Dirkdes: YOU shut up! 
Danehog: No, YOU! 

Dirkdes hurls a cow twoards Danehog. 

Dirkdes: Hahahahahahahahah! EAT IT. 
Danehog: I am NOT eating that thing! 
Dirkdes: Oh, c'mon, there... 

Director walks into the room. 

Director: Guys, this wasn't on the script and we needa start before we run out 
of time. 
Dirkdes: Aw! I was just havin' a little fun! 
Director: Too bad. Roll the film. 
Danehog: Yeah, whatever. 

* * * 

Dirkdes: Okay, buddy, ready? 
Danehog: You bet! 

3... 2... 1... 

Dirkdes: IT'S STARTING!!! IT'S STARTING!!! 
Danehog: Shut up. 

<<Hey hey hey.>> 

Danehog: Hey, hey, hey? EW! 

 <<Welcome to what I hope will be my masterpeice fanfic.>> 

Dirkdes: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! 

 <<Or at least the most masterpeiceful one until I write another fanfic.>> 

Danehog: Materpieceful? Go look that up, huh Dirk? 
Dirkdes(thumbs through dictionary): It's not in here. 
Danehog: Figures. 

 <<"huh?" you say. Nevermind. Time to start the fic, but first, of course 
the....>> 

Dirkdes: Of course the WHAT?! The pinyhata, the tacoes, the... COWS!!!! 
Danehog: No, you idiot, the legal stuff. 
Dirkdes: ::Eats a cow:: Dangit. 

<<LEGAL STUFF>>----------- 

Danehog: See. Told ya. 
Dirkdes: Dang. 

Danehog: ZZZZ... 
<<Time for, of course the LEGAL STUFF.>> 

Dirkdes: Let's advertise it some more, why don't we???!!! 

 <<Let's start off by saying Sonic is copyright SEGA and archie comics.>> 

Dirkdes: _REALLY_?!(sarcasm. duh.) 

 <<The other sonic characters are copyright archie,>> 

Danehog: But he already said that. Or does he mean Archie from "All In The 
Family"? Dirkdes: Wait, isn't that guy dead? 
Danehog: By George, he is! 

 <<fanfic characters like Packbell and FX ferret are copyright their owners. 
Packbell copyright David Pistone.>> 

Dirkdes: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ... 
Danehog: ZZZZZZZZZZZ.... 

 <<The portrayel of these characters in this story does not necessarily reflect 
their true character. Other things like mountain due, pee-wee herman, greenday, 
tina turner songs, other songs and in fact any song you see in this story is 
DEFINITELY NOT a copyright of SONIC FAN and is, instead copyright their 
respective owners. In other words, SONIC FAN does not mean to imply ownership 
of ANYTHING or ANY CHARACTERS or ANY PART of the following story. Since SONIC 
FAN doesn't own any copyrights to this story and, doesn't even own the story, 
technically, you can do what ever you want with this story. Just don't try to 
sell it for money.>> 

Danehog: ZZZ...wha? I uh... WHAT are with these Earth elements?! We're on 
MOBIUS people! 
Dirkdes: And that's not so much Eartly, anyway. 
Danehog: Good one. 
-----------<<END OF LEGAL STUFF>> 

Danehog And Dirkdes: THANK GOODNESS!!!<<Now letts get onto teh strory!>> 

Dirkdes: These fake typoes KILL me. 
Danehog: Don't they, though?<<BUT FIRSTThe....PREVIEWS>> 

(sarcastic clapping)----------<<Looking for a little peace and quite?>> 

Dirkdes: Not really. 
<<***KKKABBBLLAMMMOOOOOO!!!!!!***>> 

Danehog: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! 
<<Dint think so>> 

Dirkdes: Dint is... Oh, nevermind, somebody already made a joke on that. :( 
Danehog: How the *poop* can you put smilies into words like that? 
Dirkdes: It's a talent. =D 

<<Celine Dion Singing: Sooonic the hedgehog>> 

Danehog and Dirkdes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 
<<He fightsROOOBOTNIKand fights him GOODtrumpets: (waah wwwaahhhh waaaaahhh 
waaahhh)He fights him reeeally gooooodSONICFights Robotnik!(wwaaaah waaaah 
waah)ROOOOBOOOOOTNIIIKKKKK(waaahh waaaaaaaah)He fights him so 
goooooood!!!(wwaaaaahh waaah waaah waaaah waaaaaaaaah)FIGHTING ROBOTNIK AND 
FIGHTING  HIM GOODTHAT IS WHAT SONIC DOOOOOEEEESSS(clips from Sonic fights 
Robotnik stories)(Sonic spin dashes 1000000 swat bots)(Sonic blow up the death 
egg)(Rotor falls through the roof of the hut)(Sonic snowboards down a mountain 
being chased by swatbots)(Sonic freezes Dr. Quack with the anti-mega-gem)(Sonic 
drives a golf cart through the mall)(Sonic flys a jet through a building)(Sonic 
eats a chili dog)>> 

Danehog: Remind me to pluck my nose hairs when I get home. 
Dirkdes: TELL me about it. 
<<TheSONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK SERIES>> 

Dirkdes: And beeeeeeeaaaats him gooood... Ooop, I mean... 
Danehog: *Sigh* 
<<[[[[[[]]]]]Sonic Fights RobotnikSonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next BattleSonic 
Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked EyeSonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. 
QuackSonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good SnivleySonic Fights Robotnik 6: The 
Final Chapter!/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\>> 

(dramatic music plays, while Sonic Fan is dragged onto a hang-thingy) 
<<Avaliable for download at http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FANIf the site is 
still down try http://www.dejanews.com>> 

Dirkdes: Still down? You mean Xoom's sick of Sonic Fan's stories too? Holy 
Elvis Presly! 
<<Sonic says "PAST cooooL">> 

Danehog: Um... that's... um... 
nice.<<-------------------------------------------------------------->> 

====================================to you to!<<Space.....The Final 
Frontier...These are the voyagers of the Starship EnterpriseAnd now they don't 
have to wait to see Star Trek: InsurrectionBecause they can read....(Star Trek: 
The Next Generation theme song plays)STAR TREK: Alien Attack!>> 

Danehog: How MANY previews are there?! 
Dirkdes(playing Gameboy Color) I don't know but(dang), I'm almost to the next 
level in Poke'mon, and..(dang) 
Sega Rep: Excuse me, this is a SEGA-related meta-mst, so only SEGA-related 
videogames are aloud. 
Dirkdes: NOOOO!! I'VE BEEN... FRAMED!!!! 

(the Sega reps arrest Dirkdes, and take him to jail) 

Danehog: Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm by myself now, and NOTHING, NOTHING can stop me! 
NOTHING! 
<<(Enterprise warps into space. ZOOOOOOOM!!!)They're fighting an alien 
attack....Worf: Captain, an unidentified flying objectALIENS FROM THE PLANET 
BRAKO!(Picard kicks an alien)(Hovercar speeds down the highway)Data: We seem to 
have hit a warp zone(Riker and Wesley jam to Greenday)(Picard jumps through a 
store window)(Riker blows up a toilet)(Picard, Riker, Deanna and Geordi jump 
over a fence. A huge fireball explodes behind them)The most exciting adventure 
of the Enterprise!STAR TREK: Alien Attack!Avaliable for download from 
http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN and usenet archives like 
http://www.dejanews.com--------------------------------->> 

Danehog: Heck, I'll pluck my nose hairs right now. 
(begins plucking nose hairs)<<And now our feature 
presentation.................................>> 

Danehog: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!<<SONIC FAN presents*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*A SONIC 
FAN presentation*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*Of a SONIC FAN 
fanfic*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 7Blue Streak Speeds 
By>>*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*Danehog: Oh. 
<<(On TV)Tonight on FOXThe World's Deadliest Moments of Death Caught on Tape 
7>> 

Danehog: And why was one of them caused? Well, it appears someone read Sonic 
Fights Robotnik 1-7! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! 
Dirkdes: I'm back. 
Danehog: Holy crap! Where'd you come from? 
Dirkdes: Heck itself. 
Danehog: No, really. 
Dirkdes: Let's just say my grandma's goolash was good for something. 
Danehog: You distracted the guards with it again, didn't you?! 
Dirkdes: (smiles) Yep. 
Danehog. ::sigh:: 
<<Announcer: Hi I'm Hendrik Hagaloo, former officer of the mobius police dudes. 
Boy it's great to be derobotocized. But that's thanks to people like sonic.>> 

Dirkdes: Andsallyandrotorandtailsand... 
Danehog: Shut up. 

 <<Here's a clip from his action packed battle.>> 

Danehog: Sonic saves a chilidog stand! 
Dirkdes: Sonic eats a cow! 
Audience: What? 
<<(WHOOOSH!)>> 

Dirkdes: A koosh? Are they those furry things that... 
Danehog: He didn't make a typo. Look. 
Dirkdes: Crap. 

Dirkdes(holding chart): Look, Danehog, it's time for a commercial break! 
Danehog: ZZZZZZ... Wha... Oh, thank goodness. 

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES.