Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: Mark Palenik Date: 1999/01/22 Subject: Mark;MST of SFR7 (1st part) I liked Mach's idea of using the MST3K song at the beginning (altered slightly, of course), so I'll try it, although I can't remember it too well.....so none of it, actualy will be from the MST3K song, it'll just fit the tune (or atleast, the tune the way I remember it)....here it goes.... One day Dr. Forrester, went to go online, He read something by Sonic Fan, And a thought came just in time! "I'll send this book up to some 'friends', Who I don't really like (lalalala), Now I must go tell them of it, But where did I put the mike?" He used his two way radio, To tell his 'friends' in space, How Sonic Fan's story would hurt their eyes, more than a can of mace....... ROBOT ROLL CALL Cambot(your on) Gypsy Tom Servo Croooooooooooow If you wonder what their pension is, And what they pay for tax, Forget 'bout their financial state; you really should just relax! For Mystery Sonic Fan Theater 3000. (After Pearl Forrester has taken over the operation.....) (In Castle Forrester) Pearl: Hey, Mike..... (On SOL [Satalite of Love]) Mike: (looks up from the table) Oh, um, what Pearl? Pearl: I was thinking.... Mike: Hey, Pearl, could we do this some other time (closes his eyes, and sighs) Pearl: Listen to me, Mike! Mike: Ummm....ohh.... uh, what? Pearl: What is going on there up there?! Mike: hmmm? Oh, nothing. Pearl: Don't make me come up there young man! Mike: What? Geeze, can't I try out my new hand cream without somebody jumping all over me?! Pearl: Oh, I'm sorry, Mike....I thought.... Crow: (walks into scene) Oh, yuck, Mike! What is that stuff you're putting on your hands....*gag*. *pause* Pearl: So, anyway, Mike..... Tom Servo: (walks into scene) Hey, crow look at this! (he is holding some strange object in his hand, he and crow disappear behind the counter top with it, mumbling incoherently). Pearl: ALRIGHT! THAT DOES IT!!!! (Sweetly) You know, Mike, I was just about to tell you that I thought it was time for you to go back home, rejoin your family....have some fun. BUT NO!!! You just had to keep interrupting me!! Well, just for that, I'm giving you the worst possible thing I can find! Mike: You don't mean..... Pearl: Yes, I do! Sonic Fights Robotnik. Mike: Oh, is that all, it wasn't that b.... Pearl: (cuts him off in mid word) 7! Mike: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom and Crow appear back above the table Crow: Geeze, Mike, could you keep it down a little? Tom: Yeah, Geeze, Mike. Mike: Guys....come with me to the library, I'll explain on the way. 7.............. 6.............. 5.............. 4.............. 3.............. 2.............. 1.............. SONIC FAN wrote: Tom: Ooohh, not again! > Hey hey hey. Welcome to what I hope will be my masterpeice fanfic. Or at least the most masterpeiceful one until I write another fanfic. "huh?" you say. Nevermind. Time to start the fic, but first, of course the.... > LEGAL STUFF > ----------- Crow: So he wasn't satisfied leaving us with the so called "final chapter", but had to write another? > Time for, of course the LEGAL STUFF. Let's start off by saying Sonic is copyright SEGA and > archie comics. Tom: (as Sonic Fan) But don't quote me on that. > The other sonic characters are copyright archie, fanfic characters like > Packbell Mike: Doesn't he own a computer company?Crow: (softly) hehe, not funny, Mike? Mike: (mumbling) Well, I think it's pretty good..... > and FX ferret are copyright their owners. Packbell copyright David Pistone. Crow: (with cave man voice) Windows copyright Bill Gates! > The > portrayel of these characters in this story does not necessarily reflect their true character. Tom: So if I have offended any Mobians while writing this, please E-mail me. > Other things like mountain due, Crow: It's dew. DEW! Get it right already! > pee-wee herman, greenday, tina turner songs, other songs and > in fact any song you see in this story is DEFINITELY NOT a copyright of SONIC FAN Mike: He'd have to gain another 20 IQ points just to make the words rhyme. > and is, > instead copyright their respective owners. In other words, SONIC FAN does not mean to imply > ownership of ANYTHING or ANY CHARACTERS or ANY PART of the following story. Since SONIC FAN Crow: Who do you think you are? Bob Dole? Stop talking about yourself in the 3rd person. Mike: I take it your not a republican, Crow? Crow: I used to be. Tom: (sarcasticaly) Then Bill Clinton came into office, right? > doesn't own any copyrights to this story and, doesn't even own the story, technically, you can > do what ever you want with this story. Just don't try to sell it for money. Crow: Just don't try to buy it for money. > ----------- > END OF LEGAL STUFF > Now letts get onto teh strory! > BUT FIRST > The.... > PREVIEWS Tom: For what? The story? > ---------- > Looking for a little peace and quite? > ***KKKABBBLLAMMMOOOOOO!!!!!!*** Tom: Yes, next time you're looking for peace and quiet, visit **KKKABBBLLAMMMOOO!!!!!***And yes, that's with 3 exclamation points. > Dint think so Mike: Huh? > Celine Dion Singing: Sooonic the hedgehog Crow: Where? > He fights > ROOOBOTNIK > and fights him GOOD Mike: Oh, no, Sonic Fan has just reverted to the neandrethal stage that... Crow: (finishing his sentance)He just came out of yesterday? Tom: *chuckles* > trumpets: (waah wwwaahhhh waaaaahhh waaahhh) > He fights him reeeally goooood Tom: Ok, you said that, can we get on to whatever meager scraps of a plot you've decided to toss at us? > SONIC > Fights Robotnik! > (wwaaaah waaaah waah) > ROOOOBOOOOOTNIIIKKKKK Crow: Wait a second.....Robotnik, or ROOOBOOOOOTMIIIKKKKK > (waaahh waaaaaaaah) Mike: I think it's time for his milk. > He fights him so goooooood!!! Tom: Enough already! While we still have our sanity...... > (wwaaaaahh waaah waaah waaaah waaaaaaaaah) > FIGHTING ROBOTNIK AND FIGHTING HIM GOOD > THAT IS WHAT SONIC DOOOOOEEEESSS > (clips from Sonic fights Robotnik stories) > (Sonic spin dashes 1000000 swat bots) > (Sonic blow up the death egg) Crow/Mike/Tom: *Yawn* *Cough* (skwirm around) > (Rotor falls through the roof of the hut) Crow: You know, I think I'm beginning to see a pattern. > (Sonic snowboards down a mountain being chased by swatbots) Mike: So why is the mountain being chased by SWATbots.Tom: Good one mike!....sort of... Crow: atleast HE got the capitolization correct. > (Sonic freezes Dr. Quack with the anti-mega-gem) Crow: This must be something new..... > (Sonic drives a golf cart through the mall) Mike: That was almost, almost kind of funny. Tom: You should be talking. > (Sonic flys a jet through a building) > (Sonic eats a chili dog) Crow: Are these two seperate people, or did you just forget how to use contractions? Mike: I think he's going for the "See Spot" type books. Tom: See Spot. See Spot run. See spot run away....(continues speaking) Mike: (to crow) That is one sad little man. > The > SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK SERIES > [[[[[[]]]]] Crow: Allright. More [[[[[[]]]]]s > Sonic Fights Robotnik > Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle > Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast for the Naked Eye > Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack > Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The Good Snivley > Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Final Chapter! Tom: And Sonic Fights Robotnik 6: The Chapter that I decided to write even though I had already written the Final Chapter! > /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ > Avaliable for download at http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN Mike: Don't make me loose my lunch. > If the site is still down try http://www.dejanews.com Mike: I think I just did. > Sonic says "PAST cooooL" Tom: When did Sonic become a WaReZ AOL Lamr? Crow: PREJUDICE! PREJUDICE!!! Mike: Ok, settle down. > ------------------------------- > ------------------------------- > Space..... > The Final Frontier... > These are the voyagers of the Starship Enterprise > And now they don't have to wait to see Star Trek: Insurrection > Because they can read.... Mike: I've been able to read since I was about five. So why do I see any movies? Pearl: (her image comes up on the wall) BECAUSE I FORCE YOU TO! > (Star Trek: The Next Generation theme song plays) > STAR TREK: Alien Attack! Crow: The music is playing, but I don't hear anything.Tom: Here, does this help? *Singing* Fly-ing through space, on a ship! I am the captian of the Enterprise! ladadadadadada. > (Enterprise warps into space. ZOOOOOOOM!!!) > They're fighting an alien attack.... > Worf: Captain, an unidentified flying object > ALIENS FROM THE PLANET BRAKO! Mike: So THIS is what Star Trek would be like if Timothy Leary (sp) had written it. > (Picard kicks an alien) through divine intervention: the alian kicks picard back. > (Hovercar speeds down the highway) > Data: We seem to have hit a warp zone Crow: (Picard) Damn it, Data, I'm a captain, not a physicist. > (Riker and Wesley jam to Greenday) Tom: (to no tune in particular) yeah! We've hit the warp zone! schoebedodo, alright. > (Picard jumps through a store window) Mike: How convenient, a store on the Enterprise. > (Riker blows up a toilet) Crow: May I ask WHY he blew up the toilet? > (Picard, Riker, Deanna and Geordi jump over a fence. A huge fireball explodes behind them) > The most exciting adventure of the Enterprise! > STAR TREK: Alien Attack! > Avaliable for download from http://members.xoom.com/SONIC_FAN and usenet archives like > http://www.dejanews.com Tom: I'm not even going to bother... > --------------------------------- > --------------------------------- Crow/Tom/Mike: -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------- > And now our feature presentation Mike: Alright we'.....Crow: Shut up. > ................................. > SONIC FAN presents > *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* Tom: Thank God, I thought it was going to be Sonic Fights Robotnik 7. > A SONIC FAN presentation Tom: Sonic Fan presents a Sonic Fan presentation...oh, that's creative. > *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* Mike: I get it....that again. > Of a SONIC FAN fanfic Crow: Alright, we know it's from Sonic Fan, just start it already. > *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* Crow: Do you think I could just give the story a little kick...I think it's stuck. > SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 7 > Blue Streak Speeds By Crow/Mike/Tom: Grrrrrrrrrrrr....... > *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* Tom: Alright, that's it, I'm going to explode.Mike: Tom.... Tom: No, I mean it, I'm going to explode! Right now! Mike: Tom! Tom: Ready? Mike: Tom! Tom: WHAT!? Mike: Your fly is unzipped. Tom: (calms down a bit) oops...you mean...hey, wait a second, I'm not wearing any pants. > (On TV) Crow: That depends, which TV.Mike: I think he means the made up one in his head. > Tonight on FOX > The World's Deadliest Moments of Death Caught on Tape 7 > Announcer: Hi I'm Hendrik Hagaloo, former officer of the mobius police dudes. Boy it's great > to be derobotocized. But that's thanks to people like sonic. Here's a clip from his action > packed battle. Crow: You know, if you don't shut up, I'm going to start snipping. > (WHOOOSH!) > (Black and white fuzzy camera footage) > Hendrik: This is the robotik crystal mine where the final battle of mobius took place. As you > can see here, Jackerey Prower gets killed. > (A hoverunit falls on Jackerey) > Jackerey: O.h.....F..>KC!!! Tom: don't you mean FOCK? > Subtitles: Oh fock! Tom: I thought so. > Hendrik: But here's the REAL deadly part. Watch as the Chaos beast drills into the ground. > Watch carefully now. Crow: Or you might miss this large scale drilling action, which is on an increadibly large scale, so you couldn't even miss it if you weren't looking.... > (Huge explosion blows everything up) Tom: Damn, I missed it. I wasn't watching carefuly. > Hendrik: It looks like Mobius just got blown up. But...not quite. Mike: It just looks like it. > Hendrik: The chaos beast didn't eat the core of mobius. Mike: It just blew up the crust, the mantle, and every other layer. So, really, everything's ok. > That would be too big and hot! It only > ate the crystal core of the crystal mine! Tom: ooooooookkkkk.......... > The mine runs on crystal power you see. So only the > mine blew up. Steven Donham: (appears out of nowhere) I see!! Yes, I do!!!!! Hahaha, I was there!Crow: How did you get there? Steve: Um... Crow: ANSWER THE QUESTION! *Steve dissappears* Mike: Interesting. > And with the exception of Jackerey... Tom: Ever single person was BLOWN TO BITS!!!! > (replay clip of Jackerey getting squashed by hoverunit) > Hendrik: The freedom fighters survived and saved mobius. Tom: By squishing everybody with hovercrafts?Crow: No, just Jackerey. > (the camera pans away from the TV and over to the couch where Uncle Chuck, Sonic, Dr. Quack > and FX Ferret are watching TV) Mike: Aww....isn't it nice, one big happy family. > Uncle chuck says "Hello gentle reader. Crow: Last time he was a cowboy...lets see if we can guess what he is this time.Tom: Ooh, ooh, I know. Crow: Yes, Tom? Tom: A psychologist. Crow: No, sorry. Mike: A narrator? Crow: No, you moron, he's always a narrator. And you didn't raise your hand. Mike: (mumbling)So he is actualy a narrator. Tom: I've got it! A moron? Crow: Very good. > Welcome to antoher action packed sonic fanfic. Tom: hehe, yeah. > Contrary > to the ending of Sonic FIghts Robotnik 6, mobius didn't really blow up, just the crystal mine. Crow: Oh, I see he's all big and fancy now, where he can completely contradict himself and everybody will still love him!Tom: Think again, Sonic Fan! > Everybody on mobius was really derobotocized though, and now mobius is back to normal just the Mike: Actualy, this never really happened. What really happened was that Sonic tripped on a stone. Actualy, really, there was no Robotnik. Actualy, really, it was all a dream.Crow: (with forced patience)Enough. > way it was before robotnik took over. Robotnik is dead and gone for good now, and now it's a > FREE MOBIUS" Crow: Everybody, FREE MOBIUS. Help FREE MOBIUS. > "yaay" says Sonic, Dr. Quack, and FX Ferret. Tom: Such enthusiasm. > "Well I gotta leave now" said Chuck "I'll just say one more thing. We have no idea of what > happened to all those chaos emeralds. I'm off now, I'm doing the introduction for Saban's > presentation of MacBeth." Crow: This is one sick, twisted, perverted, little man. Saban and Macbeht.(all three shudder) > Uncle Chuck leaves. Then FX Ferret says "Well dudez, see you later. Now that the war here is > over, I'll just be headin' on back to the communication center. You guys are gonna help us > fight our war, right?" Tom: That's it! I can't take it anymore.....breaks down and starts crying.Mike: It's ok, Tom....it's ok. Lets take a break. (to the viewer) We'll be back, right after these messages. *commercials end* (back in the main room of Sol) Tom: Presenting, a Sonic fan Presentation Crow: By Sonic Fan. Tom: Sonic Fan Presents.... Mike: What's going on here? Crow: A presentation of Sonic fan! Mike: Oh, I get it. *ahem* By Sonic Fan Crow: Aww...Mike! Mike: What? Tom: You broke our rhythem. Mike: What do you mean? Tom: You said 'by Sonic Fan'. Mike, 'by Sonic Fan' doesn't fit with our rhythm. Mike: Huh? Crow: Listen, Mike, this may be a little bit complicated for a mere human to understand...but.... Mike: I get it, you don't want me to play. Tom: No, no....that's not it at all....no no...well, yes actualy, but that's not why we stopped. Crow: Yeah, you see, Mike, it doesn't work because.... Mike: I feel an other commercial break coming on. Folks, we'll be right back. End of Part 1 -- _____ /-------\Mark Palenik, President of |--|+++|--|RAKKON Software Productions |--|+++|--|For news on one of the current projects, /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Http://sonic2000.cjb.net