Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog From: anti@spam.com (Johnny Wallbank) Date: 1998/12/24 Subject: Bonus present! Another SfR MiST! Here ya go! Have fun reading, I had fun writing it! ---COMING SOON: MiST Sonic Fights Robotnik 6!--- >AUTHORS NOTICE >Hey i thought that i would stop writing sonic fights robotnik YAY!!!! > and instead just write stories because it would be dumb to have >like sonic fights robonik 52 ad nauseam and stuff. BOOOOOO! >Here is how uncle bob came back to knothole this story was >wreitten very fast so tis not as good as the others probobobly. Not as good as the others? What could this monstrosity be like?! WELCOME TO--- MiST Uncle Bob returns.... then shoots the fock out of everyone. Look out for the other MiSTs ---------------------- MiST Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast even for the Fully Dressed Eye. MiST Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: This has never been released. MiST Sonic Fights Robotnik 5: The almost completely off topic title. MiST Uncle Bob returns.... then shoots the fock out of everyone. ---------------------- >COPYRIGHT NOTCIE >Hey dude, sonic is copyrights of those dudes at archine. Blah bklah, >other satuff is copyright of their owners. Got it? Ok, now get this, i do >not mean to claim ownership of anything in this story. so ya ya ya now >lets read the story >END COPYRIGHT NOTICE No we don't. YOU CAN STILL GET SUED YOU LITTLE FOOL! SOMEONE, QUICK, SUE HIM! >BEGIN STORY IN >6...5...4...3...2....1 You've been watching waaaayyyy too much Mystery Science Theatre. >Uncle Bob Returns! >By: SONIC FAN >A crap >short-story >Hello its knothole and today is tuesday lets see what the freedom >fighters are doing, hmmmmmm? Oo-er. Sonic Fan's now a stalker.. help me, I'm scared. >SONIC HUT The NEXT EPIC SONIC GAME! SONIC HUT! >"YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!" went sonic as he played guitar and jammed and >jumped around spinning off wallls and running on the roof. You're very talented, aren't you sonic? >Tails walks in :"yo sonic dude" >SONIC says "AHEY! WHat up low-bro?" >Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?" Ewoks are in this too? Is Chewbacca in it as well? >"JAMMIN!" said Sonic To GreenDay or Oasis? Say "DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN! WALKING CONTRADICTION!" For GreenDay or "Wot? I LIKE DRUGS I DO! YEAH! LAZY DAYSYSSSSSSS!" For Oasis. >"oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails >TAils plays the drunms its a rocking good! Ya! Its a rocking good, iseent it Napali? >JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASH THRU THE HUT! OH GOOD GOD! Rotor's transparant. >"Woh woh" say sonic "yo rote" Woh woh Sonic. >Rotoro stops. runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!!" he yells in sonics >ear Rotoro? Is that ROtor's brother? And it's not very nice to yell in someone's ear. >"yo hi" said sonic A Mobian's reaction to being yelled at. >"Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor He had diaherria so he rushed to the loo. >"He left" said Tails "In sonic fights robotnik 3" Such fine memory, with such ACCURATE details! >"I hate ken penders" said sonioc ...Note that this has NOTHING what-so-ever to do with the main story... >The camerman says "hurry up and finish this scene" Director: CUT! Cameraman: Oh bugger, did I mess it up again? DIrector: OK... take two... and... action! >"I hate ken penders" said sonioc Make up artist: Hi! I'm the make-up artist for MiST: Uncle Bo... Director: CUT! OK... take three... and... action! >"I hate ken penders" said sonioc ... Director: Isn't anyone going to... oh bugger... CUT! >"YO-K man!" sayed sonic Director: CUT! >Woh woh camera.. So that's how you greet people on Mobius in a night-club. Sonic: Woh woh Sally's eye. Sally: Woh woh Sonic's eye. Sonic: Oh fock this, let's have cybersex... >I mean camerman. Sonic Fan's been taking LSD again... >"lets find uncle bobo" says TaILS! Yeah TaILS! Go find Uncle Bobo! >"uncle boob?" says sonic You randy little bugger... >"bobo?" rotor said "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????" Rotor: Oh fock this. JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT. Rotor: There, I feel so much better now. Sonic: Let's go and watch Furry Beavis and Butthead. >"typo" says Tails Sonic Fan didn't bother to check through and edit the story then...? >"OH!" say sonic and rotor >all 3 jump though a walll I don't see any walll's... >OUTSIDE INSIDE, OUTSIDE, SUNNY SIDE DOWN... >-__-__--_--_--_-_--_----__-__--_ >:) OH NO! SONIC FAN HAS ENCRYPTED A DEADLY VIRUS IN THIS FANFIC! RUN! >AHHHHH!!! goes sonic they run into sally See, look before you leap through wallls. >"AK!" sas SallY! Who's SallY? >"Ooop!" says rotor Gameshow host: Next question... Who writes crappy Sonic fan-fics. *OOOP* Host: Rotor. Rotor: FOCK YOU! FOCK THIS GAME SHOW! I'M GONNA FALL THROUGH SOME HUTS NOW! >"Yyayayyayaya" say tails Tails, stop taking all the Speed! Look what it's doing to you! >"We go find uncle bob!" Bob? Or Bobo? Or Boob, for that matter... >"No yo bro" says Sallly Who the hell is Sallly? >"Youre not going, uncle bobs not going here" Well, DUH! >"waaah" says tails Tails seems to be very upset by this disturbing piece of news... >"no and the answere is no!" says sally Gameshow Host: *OOOP* Incorrect. >"waaaah sniff waaah" says tails Don't worry Tails, Sally only lost $1,000,000... >"Well a'ight" says Sally "Just be coreful!" Tails: I'll be a'ight Sally, I'll be REALLY coreful! >"YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic OK, Sonic Fan, here's my retailation to this: GO YO YO! GO YO YO! GO YOYOYOYO! G-G-G-G-GO G-G-G-G-GO! YO YO YO! YOYOYOYOYO! >sonic yells into a megaphone "I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!" Yeah! Have Cybersex and get Cyberkids at the Cyberhospital! >"i hope i was being discreet" said sonic >(JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ...It wasn't funny. >"sal is cybersexy" says Rotor Rotor, that's SONIC'S girlfriend... he's in hearing distance... I REALLY wouldn't say stuff like that... > "oops i said that didnrt I?" No, your voice-over did. >"YES!" says sal "Go away before i have to kill you all" Friday the 13th... Part XCII, Chainsaw Sally! Joey: Woah! What a spooky old mansion... Janey: I wonder what's inside! Sally: RAGHHHH! *Readies Chainsaw* Janey: *Screams* NO! Sally kills Janey, then falls off a cliff, only to survive for the next story. >"otay" says Tails This is a Mobian's reaction to being in the prescene of a psychopath, e.g, Louis J.M. >"YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET!" says SOnic I see Sonic's Cybersex plugin worked then? >ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM! ran sonic Rough translation: Sonic runs, Sonic runs, Sonic trips over a bomb-wire, bomb explodes. >_-__-_-_----_---__----____----_ My C: drive! It's gone! >A MILLION MILES AWAY >5 minutes later >"Sonic stops" said sonic, stopping. Very observant! Almost Bunnie standards! >"sonic stopped" says tails You're Bunnie aren't you? >"stopped sonic" said rotor This bit is just MiSTing itself... >"hmm funy how a typo turns into humerous dialoge" saiys sonic But this isn't humourous... or humerous for that matter. And how do you saiy something? >i am typing fast" said SONIC FAN A whole 5 words per minute! >just then bots attak. Oh no! Not another 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bots! > lots of bots!' Oh, so that's 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,042 bots then? >"ahhhh" sayd tails "focky!" >"No fock!" say sonic >"oh shet" says rotor >"ROOTOR!" say sonc in tails That bit MiSTs itself. >A fight ensuses. Well, duh. >sonic spins bots THEY DIE! Yeah! GO FOR IT SONIC! >rotor kicks bots THEY DIE Tails explodes THEY DIE! >"Wie spak spak!" tails says, fighting bots as they die *Gasps* The death sentence! WIE SPAK SPAK *AKK!* Need... Urghhhh... Ahhhh >END RESULT >Bot casulaties: 10000 sonic casulies: 0 Sonic! You missed 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,090,042 bots! >"cool" say sonic No it's not! They'll kill you! >"FOCKIN' A!" says Tails Focking a what? And can you cyberfock something? >they walk into secret baste Wow! What a well hidden secret baste! >-_-__---_------__-----_-__-___- Not my D: drive! NOOO! >SECRET BASE What base? I thought they went to the secret baste didn't they? >"Hello anyody home?" sayd SOnic SECRET BASE: POPULATION - 42,000,000 >"i am scared" said tails I'd be more scared of Sally, when she's er... rather excited shall we just say. =) >"BOOOOOOO WOOOOBOOOGIIIIEEE!!!" says rotor,m scaring tals Rotor! How dare you ,m scare Tals! What's Tals ever done to you, naughty people like Tails deserve that... >"AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!!!" said tals "ROTOR SCARED ME!" Good GOD! This just in, Sonic Fan actually managed to keep the names of his characters consistent! Unfortunately, the character name was spelt incorrectly in the first place. Oh well. Bad luck Sonic Fan. >"shaddap" says Sonic I honestly can't say how you can MiST a line like that... >They go thru the dark secret base, it is scary and dark. Look out Tals, Rotor could turn into a Diso Jockey again, any second now! >shadow bot attacks! Not another 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,042 bots? > sonic fights it and wins! WHAT A THRILLING ACTION PACKED SEQUENCE THAT WAS! >they move on CREAK CREAK CREK >"Whats tha?" says SOnic Rotor: Tails... what are you doing with that sheep? Tails: I'm focking it... I mean, I'm playing with it! Rotor: That's just SICK. >"I hear steps" says Rotor Rotor: Tails, stop it with the sheep thing already. >"hold on" says the camerman "i will turn on infared" Director: CUT! >click >buzzz Do camera's really make that noise when switching to infrar... I mean infared? >"hey look its uncle bob!" says Tails What's he doing in a secret base/baste? >"Good Mornin' to ye!" says Bob Tails: Oh no... Bob : Yes! I reveal MY TRUE INDENTITY AS... Hans Grosse: GUTEN TAG! Sonic: Shit! No wonder the ceilings and floor looked so flat! This isn't a secret base/baste, it's a level of Wolfenstein 3D! Rotor: Quick, grab the Chaingun and stay behind the.. *Hans shoots* Tails: If this is a Sonic Fan fan-fic, shouldn't there be sound effects too? Sonic: Good point. *Hans shoots* SNOGAGADOG! Rotor: Damn Nazi Machine Gunner! Ah, screw this. *Pulls out Plasma Rifle* CHA-CHINK! Tails: Rotor, where'd you get that? Rotor: Plotholia. No keep still while I shoot this thing! BOR! BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBOR! *Hans dies* Hans Grosse: Rottekey! Tails: Yay! We killed him! >"YO BOB!: say sonic He's dead, he turned into Hans Grosse, remember? >"Och, ye larden! wasup with ye?" says ob ...In his place is OB! >"want to live at knothole?" says tails Ob: Fock ye! *Withdraws shotgun* DIE! Tails: Oh no! This one's a psychopath too! >"ok, my trailer blew up" said bob Tails: How'd that happen? Ob: My damn Grenade Launcher went off... >"how did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic He didn't, you twit. >"i phoned him a few days ao" said tails But if the trailer blew up, surely that'd take the phone out with it? >JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!' Tails: Quick! We've got to escape this scnee! >"Ha ha" says robotnik Oh no! That laugh is so FEARSOME! >"Lard o' chubbin'!" say bob ...With an equally fearsome insult! >Heli-bots shoot thru the ceiling sonic trys to get awaya but can;t! Oh no! Sonic can;t get away! >roobntik captures the ff's Where the hell did roobntik come from? >The are shoved into a hoverunit that transports them to robotniks TV >station in the dessert! Oh no! Not the custard pudding! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! They're doomed in the creamy custard dessert! >DESRT Aha! I sense some off-topic action here! >Bwa bwa bwa...BWA .... hshstshshshthtssth We interrupt this MiST to bring an urgent announcement: WARNING: WE ARE UNABLE TO CONTINUE THIS SEQUENCE DUE TO LEGAL REASONS, LIKE THE FACT THAT THE COPYRIGHT ON THE TOP OF THIS DOCUMENT IS POORLY DONE, AND THAT THE NEXT SEQUENCE IS REALLY, REALLY, _REALLY_ CRAP... EVEN BY SONIC FAN'S STANDARDS. >ON TV... >this is script format! ARGH! Not /se8! another*"Y* CH*AN")_+?GE --_!+")+£!"~!£#2 >(music plays) Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the Robotnik show was limited to just Winamp to do the music, and a Sound Blaster Pro. >ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO IT's THE ROBOTNIK SHOW! No it's not, liar. >(more music) ANNOUNCENER: LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST, SONIC FAN. (More music, booing and hissing.) ANNOUNCER: HI SONIC FAN, AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW! (More music) >ANOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK! Well, DUH! >(wonky tunes) The announcer is the holy jamming bird! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY FEATHERED ONE! >ANOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK and KEN PENDERS Wait a minute? Who the fock is SALMA HYEK? And I thought Penders died in SfR3... oh silly me! That was back on Plotholia! >ANOUNCER: MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND! Knuckles: Ya mon! INNIT! >(music) I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY! >ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVLEY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA SWAT BOT: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Director: Oh bollocks! That's not a SWAT Bot! That's a Dalek! DALEK: MUST KILL DIRECTOR! MUST KILL DIRECTOR. Director: Eek! That's me! *Director grabs CD-Player* DALEK: NO! NOT GREENDAY! NOT GREENDAY! *Director plays "Sleeping Contradiction."* *Dalek explodes* >ANNOUNCER: NOW HERE"s THE SULTAN OF SALTY SNAK FOODS...DOCOTR >ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow! First Doctor Robotnik gets promoted to Docoter (MiST:SFR3), now Docotr! >(robotnik bounds in) With a such highly honoured title, you turn into a pile of elastic! >ROBOTNIK: hi! >ROBOTOCIZED EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE: YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAP!!!!Y >YAHAAYHAYHAHYh!! >wooOOoOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a lot of clapping over one word... >Robotnik: Now here'z snivley and swat bots! The announcer already introduced them, moron. >(snivley, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the tuba, and 40 other instruments. > the swat bots play other instruments. Well, it'd be a very boring orchestra if they all played only one instrument. > they play the pee-wee herman song) Err.. yes. >Robotnik: (sitiing in desk) doo doooDOOO! doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO >DOO! NO ROBOTNIK! DON'T DO IT! >First thing we do tonight is unthaw Dr. Quack That's very nice of you! >(grounder and scratch brings out frozen dr quack Well, to unthaw him, he WOULD have to be frozen... >Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh >SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!!!!! They've obviously been watching way too much Robotic Beavis and Butthead. >(they put dr. quack in big microwave) That's very dangerous, he could mutate into Louis J.M and cause all sorts of problems around the globe! >ROBOTNIK: PLay that funky microwave music sniv man! Snivley: Fock you Robotnik. >(band plays microwave sonG) >DING DING, what a nice song! >(dr quack is unthwaed he steps out) >QUACK: hey hey yo, what? >RObotniK: you not dead! QUACK: Me not dead, but me prehistroic! ME TARZAN! Come on Janie! Let's go rumble in the Amozonian Jungle! >QUAK: Quak quak cool! What a minute, would did Quak come from? >(but dr quack is somehow different) Yeah, he's being even more out-of-character-in-a-Sonic-Fan story then ever before! (And that's seriously Out-Of-Character!) >(man walks on stage) >KEN: hell i'm ken penders BOOOOOOOOOOO! >ROBOTNIK: fock off Sonic Fan, this is only time you should only ever use the term: 'Fock off' in a situation like this. >KEN: ok YAAAYYYYYY! >(robotnik kicks ken off stage int othe audience) ARGH! YOU MIGHT CONTIMINATE THE AUDIENCE! YOU GIT! >AUDIENCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!! Now look what you've done Robotnik! I thought you were a Docotr! >ROBONTIK: Now lets brign out the HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS! (robotnik throws >cuecard out the fake window) >*KRASH* Err.. yep. That bit makes perfect sense. >SOnic and friens are hustlesd on stage by sWAT bots Liar, you said you bringing Sonic and friends out... >ROOBOTNIK: HAHHAhahahha Whoi shall we roobotocize first >BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT! Robotnik: Make me. Bob/Hans Grosse: Guten Tagg! Robotnik: Opps. >RoBOTNIK: hmm perhaps the scotsman SCHANOGADOGOG! Robotnik: OW! Now I've only got 45% health left! Rotor: FOCK YOU HANS! *Rotor pulls out Rocket Launcher* PIFFWAR! PIFFWAR! PIFFWAR! Hans: Rottekey! >SNIVLEY: ya i need bagpipes Hans Grosse: Ya! Einen fellow Deutschlander! >ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robocizer Hans: Die avund spriendhunt! Rotor: Oh no! Robot Hitler! *Robot Hitler walks around* EEYUH! EEYUH! EEYUH! Rotor: FOCK YOU! *Rotor grabs BFG9000* CHEEYE-WE-NUEEARGH! >(obob gets in) I thought Bob was getting in? >JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO >TOMMOROW!!! At the rate he's going, there WON'T be a tommorow. >SOnic slam dunks a bot hea in the garbage can >SONIC: 50000000000000000000 points! No, just 2, I'm afraid. >SONIC FREES TAILS >TAILS NINJA FIGHTS! YEAH! GO ON TAILS! NIJA FIGHT! >TAILS KIKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE! OH MY GOD! I'M GONNA OVER-CAP AND... *POP* >KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW! goes bobs shotgun! No, it's actually: CHAWOR! CLICK-CLOCK-CLUNK! Or for the single barralled version: PLUWOR! I'm fed up with these DooM sound effects now. >BOB: I focking make short work of ye bots! No you don't! I challenge you to a Quake deathmatch! >ROBOTNIK: ha ha i locked the doors you can't get out of here With all the firepower they have, locked doors are NOTHING! >QUACK: No, I ujuts UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA! Fine, have the easier way out. >ROBOTNIK: No! you betreyt me! No, he actually betrayed you, but never mind. >QUACK: May i join u sonic Sonic: Fock off asshole. Quack: NO! NOT GREENDAY! *Sonic launches Greenday CDs at Quack* >SONIC: ya dude Quack: Sprechen zie Deutsch zu? >THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING THE GOOD >GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR >LOOK OUT TAILS!!! Murray Walker kindly commented that bit. > Tials gets in just in time they slam the door on a flying bot! fwonk! That bit just sounds plain... distrubing. >TAILS: SOmebody down here >BOB: yeh, aye am >TAILS: no that guy >(they see Rabbit Rabbot) >RABBIT: Good afternoon to ye Not another focking Scotsman! >SONIC: ITS bUNNIES LONG LOST DAD How the fock do you know? FOCK YOU SONIC! >RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL, here, mmm-hmmm YOU WERE IN JAIL, there? Hmmm... >SONIC: we saved you lets juicin jam! Rabbit: MMMmmm! Jam on toast for breakfast! >SONIC Pulls out a powr ring SURGE! (Thanks Mach!) >RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, i call it a potater, mmm-hmm Make up your focking mind, are you a Scotsman, Southener or Louis J.M in disguise? >They rush teh door! See? They didn't need to unlock the door! >bot killing ACTION! zoom fwahs kqaboom! I said knock off the DooM sound effects! >Uncle Bob riverdances on stage with some bots Now I'm just scared of Sonic Fan. >ROBOTNIK: NO NO NO!!!! My exact reaction would probably by that too. >They run out of the building and divei nto the sand You mean the custard? They're in a dessert, remember? >JUST THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES >FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBI BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAAHHHHH! Buildings don't make that sound when they explode... >RABBIT: hot dam What dam? I see no dams in a dessert? Or is that the little layer of chocolate around the custard. >they run back to knothole >ROBOTNIK: No nO NOOOOooO! They beat me again! WAAAAHHH!! THIS SUCKS! It's your fault! You only had a million SWAT Bots! You should of used 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,090,042 bots instead. >(knuckles shows up) Who too, seems to swimming around in custard. >KNUCKLES: Hey mon, is it time for our act Robotnik: Fock you! I'm not your mom! >ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one Cameras are not living things. >"Hey" says our cameraman Director: CUT! CUT! CUTTTTTT! >Knucles and the chaotix band set up >(band plays music) >KNUCKLES: oooh yeah, we're jammin' Sonic Fan is in love with Greenday! >robotnik dances As he always does. >BACK AT KNOTHOLE Finally! The correct spelling of Knothole! >_-_-__--__-___-_-__-__-----__-_--___-- MY E: DRIVE! SONIC FAN, YOU BASTARD! YOU NOT ONLY WRITE REALLY CRAPPY SONIC STORIES! BUT YOU PUT VIRUSES IN THEM TOO! >SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY OH MY GOD! HOW AWFUL! Sonic isn't very awake today. >DUlcy " budda don't wann do HOMEWORK??!?!?!" What on earth is that to mean? And since when did Dulcy go to school anyway? >the others run into antoinne Antoine: OW! Tails: Sorry. Antoine: OW! Rabbit: Sorry. Antoine: OW! Bob: Sorry. Antoine: OW! QUack: Sorry. Antoine: O--- Ahh! AHHHH! AAH! Sally: Sorry, I thought you were Sonic... >"le oof" says antoinee Antoine obviously enjoyed that... >SAlly shows up But she already has, she was being erm.. never mind. >"AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE???" SCEMred sallly Never mind that, why were you having cybersex with Antoine? >"Hes a good guy now" said Sonic Bob: I am? Sonic: Yes. Bob: FOCK YE! Sonic: ROTOR!!! >"Quack yes" said Dr. Quack Quack: ME STILL TARZAN! Sonic: You seek medical attention. >"Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview before you can >become freedom fighters. I wil ask you the secret questions. Anything >that happens inside that hut does not leave the confines of that hut, >ok?" The S-Files! >"Aye" said bob Sally: Aren't you going to try and shoot me? Bob: Oh yeah, I forgot. GUTEN TAG! >"QUAK-OK!" said Dr. Quack Now Quack's turned into a DJ... >They go to sallys hut And we hear various grunts and groans coming from the hut.. >"DADY!" says Bunnie Rabbit: DAGHTER! >"Hello ye daughter of mine" sais Rabbit Rabbot What an original name for a rabbit! >(emotional scene) That emotional *Sniff* scene is... so.... WAHHH!!! *Sonikku cries* Bollocks it is! >The camraman gets bored and falls asleep That was almost 'nearly funny'. COULD SONIC FAN BE IMPROVING?! Bollocks he is! >"HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic Bollocks he will! >"WHa" says cameramna" oh" Who's the cameranmna? >bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika >TAils" I am getting funk to this disco beat OH NO! It's Guy Blundell! And if he's here, that's only means... Guy: Iwannagetdownandfunkybabydoyouwannagetdownandfunkybabynoi- didntthinkyoudwannagetdownafunky --- BABY! >Sally walks out of the hut followed by unc. bob. and quak. Bob: Who the fock is making that noise? Guy: Everybody get up, everybody get down, everybody GET FUNKY WIT' THE BEAT! Bob: GUTEN TAG! >Sally:" ahhh... they are freedom fighters now~!!!!!!!!" OH WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >"yaaaaay!!!!!!" say knotholes inhabitents! Or in Sonic Fan style. "Yyay" say Knotwhole inhibitonts. >PARTY TIME They've already started, or at least Tails/Guy has. >"TIme to test my new invention": says rotor The DJ-5642? >ROTOr test the catapult SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE BOB AND DR QUACK ARE >THROW A BILLION FEET INT THE AIR Rotor, you didn't get permission from mother to do that, now did you? >-_---__---_---_---- My system is completed melted down! >SONICS HUT >JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR,,,, AND UNCLES BOB falls THROUGH >THE ROOF OF THE HUT! Well, that was pointless. >"WobbbA!" said SOnic You have to do homework as well then? >AND THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUR TALE. Thank God. > YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO MAKE THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK, I don't think that even the likes of Archie are that desperate for stories. > JUST EMAIL ME AT soniciscool@yahoo.com YOU CAN HAVE THE STORY FOR FREE IF U WANT. Erm, I think YOU'D have to pay them, Sonic Fan, I mean, you're gonna have to chuck a lot of money at Archie to get stories of this 'quality' in the comic books... >"fini" said Antoine >"AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! Shan't! =) >LEEEEVEEEVEEEEE!!! LEVEVE Jeans are popular on Mobius then, Antoine? >ZEEE HOOGOGGOOGOOOGOIOR(#UJT)*(#8ijJ*(F#PHJ*pndfnvnopdsnhv98nfewiofmnweofewmvc >89032uf8932umn890unm4c3u2n88&*&#N*@&N >UNM&@*cm8)(2m$)*(MN*@(&MNC)*(@&*)($CN@*()MNV&M@(*&$*(V&$MN*&V*" >JUST THEN SEXHOG WALKS IN and says "Hey is that a binary of a sonic sex >pic?" Help me. Please. Special thanks to: Mach, Mark Palenik and David Bulmer. And Sonic Fan, for making a story that is so very easy to MiST and laugh at. 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