Subject: Sonic Fights Robotnik: new Chatper! From: SonicFAN Date: Thu, Sep 10, 1998 16:51 EDT Message-id: <35F83BBB.3B41@yahoo.com> Subject: Sonic fights Robotnik for the last focking time: Green Day Day. Before you read this story, there's this really awesome program I want you all to get. It's called a "spell checker" it accually fixes all the misspells you get. I think it is cool. I'm afraid, because I've acceapeted a the job as psychics rpofesor at Harvard, I won't have the time to write any more storks, this will be my last one. REGAL STUFF: Sonic the Hedgehog and related Characters are copyright (c) Service and Games In. (SEA), Disc productions, or Archive Comics Publications, INC.David Crockett was ripped off by David Gonterman,and FX ferret is (c) George Ettinger III. Sandra Night weaver, Packable, and Boxier are (c) the one guy. This story is copyright (c)1998 by the author, who grants permission to reproduce and distribute it, so long as A) you don't screw around with it and leave the text as it is, and B) you don't try and make a buck off of it. If you're serious about the latter, drop me a line at Soniciscool@yahoo.com and we'll discuss my cut. All the normal provisions of Title 17 (the US. Copyright Law) still apply. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sonic Fights Robotnik the LAST FOCKING TIME: Green Day Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone was decorating knothole for green day day. Tomorrow was green day day. Everyone but Bunnies decorated. She was too busty talking abut the size shape and color of the blazons. Sonic tried to tell her they are all exactly the same, but she wouldn't listen. m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Sally taped balloons to her hut. m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Tails says, "Fock this, I hate ballots!" Tails ran away. Sonic said, "Tails, wait up!" Sonic runs away. Sonic yells, "tails! Come Buick!" Tails yells, "Fock you, Sonic! I hate balloons! Sonic ran up to Tails and jumps on him. Sonic says, "Balloons are cool, Tails!" This said, "No! I hate ballots... my secret uncle Billy-bob was killed by a balloon." Sonic, "I thought your uncle Raymond III was killed by a balloon." Tails, "He was killed by his toaster oven." Sonic Said, "How many uncles do you have, anyway?" Tails says, "651." Sonic says, "Oh, lets go back to knothole." Tails said, "Can I put up balloons?" Sonic says, "SURE!" Tails said, "yaay." m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Sally taped balloons to her hut. m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> That night, the Freedom fighters finished theory decorations. To celebrate, they all went down to the Knothole mini-putt, event for bunnies, who was too busy commenting on the shape, color, and size of all the ballots. At the 15to hole, Sonic sunk a hole-in-one, putting him 160 points ahead of Sally. "Dung, Sonic, Why do you always beat me?" Sally looked rather disgusted. Sonic said, in a slightly higher voice, "Because, I breath helium." "Oh, that makes sense." Suddenly, a red hedgehog runs past, right as Sally putts! He steps right on the ball and falls over! Quickly he gets up and begs, "Please! Hide me! They're coming! The girls... they'll get me!!!". Sonic and Sally look at each other, wondering what to do. The Hedgehog turns around, looking over his solder, only to see a Female red Echidna and a female red and blue feline. He screamed and quickly ran away, as the Echidna yelled "Drink ye Goddamn tea! I'm trying to be nice!" Sally and Sonic looked at each other, wondering what to do, but they just decided to forget what just happened... m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> It was green day day. Sonic and friendshad fun. They even got Green day to come and jam with them! Everyone was dancing, exert for bunnie, who was sill talking about the ballons. Suddenly, ROBOTNIK ATTACKED WITH ALL HIS FORCES!!! But, after all the other Sonic fights Robotnik story, Robotnik's forces was three SWAbots and a crusty diaper. Sonic quickly coolheaded a SATbot, AND ANOTHER SWTbot attacked Tail! Ails said, "FockFockFockFockFockFockFockFockFockFock!" and dies. Sonic says, "TOILS!!!!!" Sally kicked Sonic for letting Tails Die. "Fock you, sonic!" Sonic said, "Sorry." Sally said, "Ok, but never let it happen again." Tails killed a SWTbot! Sonic said, "Yaay tails. go tails." Then, Robotnik killed the last SWATBOT! Sonic said, "Robotnik, you're the bad guy!" Robotnik said, "Ummm, no, now... Rotor is!" The Freedom fingers killed Rotor!!! Sonic said, "We won! We killed Rotor!" Robotnik said "Just knitting" and left. Sonic said, "FOCK YOU, ROBOTNIK!" Everyone cleaned up the mess in Knothole, exert for Green Day, because they were killed by the Crusty diaper. m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Sally said, "Ok, let's bring the meeting to order." SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE HUT!!! Rotor said, "I'll have a Cheeseburger." Sally grace rotor the cheeseburger. SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE HUT! Sally said, "Now, We're gonna attack the building in Robotroplis." Sonic said, "Is the building a SWATBOT factory?" Sally said, "No." SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR OF THE HUT! Rotor said, "Is is a power plant?" Sally said no. SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT! Bunnies said, "Is part of the building yellow, and another part Round, and a part of the building not a building at all?" Sally said, "NO!!!!!" Sonic said, "Then what is it?" Sally said, "I Dunn." Sonic said, "Ok, Let's go!" m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Robotnik said, "Now it's time for the Robotnik show!" Scratch and grounder said, "DOOR BE DOBEDOBEDOOOOO DDEDEDEDEDE DOOO BOO DEER DATA DDEDEDEDEDE DOODAD BE BOO BABY GALA GLEE TOO KOOK DOBEDOBEDOOOOO!!!!!!!" Robotnik said, "Today, we have Ken Penders as a guest!" Ken penders walked in. Robotnik said, "Ken, do you hate Sonic?" Ken said, "No, not really, I'm just doing what I think will bring in Money." Robotnik said, "But, why did you kill sally?" Ken said, "I thought that my storyline would be so MUCH better than what Archways been pumping out, and perhaps it would get attention. But Archive Mixed the idea, and I was forced to make sally come to life." Robotnik says, "Well, I... Err..." Ken said, "It's not my fault, If Archie let me do my job, The whole series would have been MUCH better. Robotnik said, "But..." Ken said, "And right now, I'd like to say that the Sailor moon garbage wasn't my idea." Robotnik said, "Fock this!" and pulled a lever! Ken was killed by a falling cow. SUDDENLY, THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS ATTACKED ED! Sally said, "Robotnik! I fock you in the name of the Moon!" Sonic killed Robotnik! Everyone cheered, "Yo-yo." m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Everyone in knothole had a party because they beat Robotnik. Sonic said, "Everyone in knothole is having a party because they beat Robotnik." Tails said, "I know." Sonic went around Knothole VIVVAGE to talk to the people. Sally said, "I'm so happy Robotnik's gone! Now we can have peace!" Rotor says, "now I can build the cow extractor I've always wanted to make!" Davie-kins says, "I don't belong in this series, but I'm still happy!" Bunny said nothing, because she was still looking at all the balloons. Sandra Nightweaver said, "EEK! I'm taking a shower, you stupid hedgehog!!!" Bookshire was asleep. Atone said, "Zis is Ze happiest day on Mobius, no?" Raz J. Masters said somthing, but no-one remembered what it was. Shades said, "Zarblebug!" SUDDENLY DR.QUACK ATTACKED! Sonic said, 'I thought you were a good guy!" Quack said, "YEAH!" Sonic said, "Oh." Dry. Quack said, "Is it over? Did we kill Robotnik?" FX Ferret said, "Now that you won your war, will you help us?" Sonic said, "No. Go away." FX Ferret said, "Aww, shucks." FX Ferret went home, only to be destroyed by David Bulmer and his crew of 42 chairs in his Star cruser. SUDDENLY, PACKBELL ATTACKED! Packbell sang the theme to Mystery Science Theater 3000, and blew up. SUDDENLY, SNIVELY ATTACEDED!!! Sonic killed Snively! SUDDENLY, TAILS ATTACKED! Sonic said, "I thought you were a good guy." Tais said, "Oh yeah." m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Robotnik sat rather sullenly in his large chair, in the center of his "Death egg" complex, in the very heart of his Tahitian kingdom. "Why could I let myself be defeated by those... punks?" he asked himself over and over. "I really don't see why they oppose me, This is Progress. They mush realize someday that They will never win against me, and they will undergo Roboticization as will every other puny creature on this planet. Then, and only then, will I be no longer a outcast, I will be able to return home." Robotnik silently mulled over everything, thinking of a way to get every single freedom fighter. "You may have won the battle, but have not won the war!" THE END? Or perhaps not... But, most likely it is.