Subject: Sonci FIthsg RObgotnik From: KissME Date: Thu, Sep 10, 1998 16:55 EDT Message-id: <35F83CBB.A4E@usa.net> Subject: Sonic fights Robotnik for the last focking time: Green Day Day. REGAL STUFF: Sonic the Hedgehog and related Characters are copyright (c) Service and Games In. (SEA), Disc productions, or Archive Comics Publications, INC.David Crockett was ripped off by some guy,and FX ferret is (c) some guy. Sandra Night weaver, Packable, and Boxier are (c) a coupla peephole. This story is copyright (c)1998 by the author, who grants permission to reproduce and distribute it, so long as A) you don't screw around with it and leave the text as it is, and B) you don't try and make a buck off of it. If you're serious about the latter, drop me a line at ilovesonicfan@usa.net and we'll have cybersex over it ;) . All the normal provisions of Title 17 (the US. Copyright Law) still apply. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sonic Fights Robotnik the LAST FOCKING TIME: Green Day Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone was decorating knothole for green day day. Tomorrow was green day day. Everyone but Bunnies decorated. She was too busty talking abut the size shape and color of her balloonz. Sonic tried to tell her they are all exactly the same, but she wouldn't listen. no on no bunny said mine are bigger than Sallygirl's! Uh..er...said SOnci m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Sally taped balloons to her nut. m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Tails says, "Fock this, I hate ballots!" Tails ran away. Sonic said, "Tails, wait up!" Sonic runs away. Sonic yells, "tails! Come Buick!" Tails yells, "Fock you, Sonic! I hate balloons! Sonic ran up to Tails and jumps on him. Sonic says, "Balloons are cool, Tails!" This said, "No! I hate ballots... my secret uncle Billy-bob was killed by a balloon." Sonic, "I thought your uncle Raymond III was killed by a balloon." Tails, "He was killed by his toaster oven." Sonic Said, "How many uncles do you have, anyway?" Tails says, "651." Sonic says, "Oh, lets go back to knothole." Tails said, "Can I put up balloons?" Sonic says, "SURE!" Tails said, "yaay." m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Sally taped balloons to her hut. m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> That night, the Freedom fighters finished theory decorations. To celebrate, they all went down to the Knothole mini-putt, event for bunnies, who was too busy commenting on the shape, color, and size of all the ballots. At the 15to hole, Sonic sunk a hole-in-one, putting him 160 points ahead of Sally. "Dung, Sonic, Why do you always beat me?" Sally looked rather disgusted. Sonic said, in a slightly higher voice, "Because, I breath helium." "Oh, that makes sense." 'sonNic, I love you!!! said Sally "I love you two, Sally sONIC said. "Want to half cybersex??' Id love tow said Sally SUDDENLY LOUIS JM COMES OUT OF NOWEHRE AND STARTS A FLAMEWAR!!! you cant do taht said LouisJM Y naut? said SOnic EBcause Sallys gay!!! LouisJM siad SOWATH??? said Yasharris@aol.com SUDDENLY RAZJMASrs@AOL.COM COMESS IN AND STARTS ANOTHER FLAMEWAR!!! Vaght the FOCKS your problem LouisJM@Mediaone.net???!!! Then Razjmastrs@aol.com, Yasharris@aol.com and LouisJM@Mediaone.net flame each other to death!!! Heh heh heh heh cool heh heh heh heh FIRE FIRE!!! said Scratch. Uh huh huh huh huh, "Tehy're gay!" siad Gounder. OUT OF NOWERHE ROBNOTIK DROPS 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Nulcear bombs on rAZHJmastrbatr@aol.com, Yaharris@aol.com and LouisJ.M@Mediaone.net! an THEY BOWL UP! Heh heh this sucks said yashaharris@abc.com then Rzjmisters$aolcom grabs scitch and Gourner and basehs their heads over loisJM#$media1net, and they all gwt punded into a pulp! Heh heh this sucks said Scrtach Suddenly, a red hedgehog runs past, right as Sally putts! He steps right on the ball and falls over! Quickly he gets up and begs, "Please! Hide me! They're coming! The girls... they'll get me!!!". Sonic and Sally look at each other, wondering what to do. The Hedgehog turns around, looking over his solder, only to see a Female red Echidna and a female red and blue feline. He screamed and quickly ran away, as the Echidna yelled "Drink ye Goddamn tea! I'm trying to be nice!" Sally and Sonic looked at each other, wondering what to do, but they just decided to forget what just happened... m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> It was green day day. Sonic and friendshad fun. They even got Green day to come and jam with them! Everyone was dancing, exert for bunnie, who was sill talking about the ballons. Suddenly, ROBOTNIK ATTACKED WITH ALL HIS FORCES!!! But, after all the other Sonic fights Robotnik story, Robotnik's forces was three SWAbots and a crusty diaper. And a Sonic quickly coolheaded a SATbot, AND ANOTHER SWTbot attacked Tail! Ails said, "FockFockFockFockFockFockFockFockFockFock!" and dies. Sonic says, "TOILS!!!!!" Sally kicked Sonic for letting Tails Die. "Fock you, sonic!" Sonic said, "Sorry." Sally said, "Ok, but never let it happen again." Tails killed a SWTbot! Sonic said, "Yaay tails. go tails." Then, Robotnik killed the last SWATBOT! Sonic said, "Robotnik, you're the bad guy!" Robotnik said, "Ummm, no, now... RaZJMISTERS is!" raazhjemasters#aol.com said "Wahat the FOCK is worng with you archee reJEKTS???" The Freedom fingers killed Razjmstrs@ael.comr!!! Sonic said, "We won! We killed Rizgmast%bael.cro!" Robotnik said "Just knitting" and left. Sonic said, "FOCK YOU, ROBOTNIK!" Everyone cleaned up the mess in Knothole, exert for Green Day, because they were killed by the Crusty diaper and bureed racjesters%aol.com in sewer waater! m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Sally said, "Ok, let's bring the meeting to order." SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE HUT!!! Rotor said, "I'll have a Cheeseburger." Sally grace rotor the cheeseburger. SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE HUT! Sally said, "Now, We're gonna attack the building in Robotroplis." Sonic said, "Is the building a SWATBOT factory?" Sally said, "No." SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR OF THE HUT! Rotor said, "Is is a power plant?" Sally said no. SUDDENLY, ROTOR FELL THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE HUT! Bunnies said, "Is part of the building yellow, and another part Round, and a part of the building not a building at all?" Sally said, "NO!!!!!" Sonic said, "Then what is it?" Sally said, "I Dunn." Sonic said, "Ok, Let's go!" m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Robotnik said, "Now it's time for the Robotnik show!" Scratch and grounder said, "DOOR BE DOBEDOBEDOOOOO DDEDEDEDEDE DOOO BOO DEER DATA DDEDEDEDEDE DOODAD BE BOO BABY GALA GLEE TOO KOOK DOBEDOBEDOOOOO!!!!!!!" Robotnik said, "Today, we have Ken Penders as a guest!" Ken penders walked in. Robotnik said, "Ken, do you hate Sonic?" Ken said, "No, not really, I'm just doing what I think will bring in Money." Robotnik said, "But, why did you kill sally?" Ken said, "I thought that my storyline would be so MUCH better than what Archways been pumping out, and perhaps it would get attention. But Archive Mixed the idea, and I was forced to make sally come to life." SUDDENLY ROTOR DESTROYED THE TV SET WITH A BULLDOZER!!! ken apneers saed "WHat the FOCK are you ding?" Robotnik says, "Well, I... Err..." Ken said, "It's not my fault, If Archie let me do my job, The whole series would have been MUCH better because Jerfery st jin would mary sally and they would ave lotz of CYBERSEX1!!" Robotnik said, "But..." Ken said, "And right now, I'd like to say that the Sailor moon garbage wasn't my idea...byut I'll blamde spit for it!!!" Robotnik said, "Fock this!" and pulled a lever! Ken was killed by a falling cow. SUDDENLY, THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS ATTACKED ED! Sally said, "Robotnik! I fock you in the name of the Moon!" Sonic focked RObtncik! Sonic killed Robotnik! Everyone cheered, "Yo-yo." JUST THEN SOME FRENCH GUY APPEARED!!! heh heh he said. "Deos anyone know awehre SOnic prono is?" uh, nO" siad everyone. m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m>M>m> Everyone in knothole had a party because they beat Robotnik. Sonic said, "Everyone in knothole is having a party because they beat Robotnik." Tails said, "I know." Sonic went around Knothole VIVVAGE to talk to the people. Sally said, "I'm so happy Robotnik's gone! Now we can have peace!" Rotor says, "now I can build the cow extractor I've always wanted to make!" Davie-kins says, "I don't belong in this series, but I'm still happy!" Bunny said nothing, because she was still looking at all the balloons. Sandra Nightweaver said, "EEK! I'm taking a shower, you stupid hedgehog!!!" Bookshire was asleep. Atone said, "Zis is Ze happiest day on Mobius, no?" Raz J. Masters said somthing, but no-one remembered what it was. SUDDENLY THE TRNASFORMETRS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! sLESENdro sid, yer hot in the contindguyestey!!! goe away! THEN THE TRANSFORMERS SAID HA HA HA AND BLEW UP ALESGNDRO SNADI WITH THEIR GUNS!!1 hey What's up with dat? said Rzjmetisterskljlfea;jea;ig@dl.com SHIT UP SIAD THE TRNASFORMERS Im gonna kcike yeour ass with my alfaming skills!!! sid Rakjmstrs ha ha ha sed the trnasformers heh h eh heh heh heheh heh FIRE!!! sid Scrathc SUDDENLY THE TARDLKJVASROMERS BLEW UP RALCZFJMASQUERADE@AOL.COM WITH THEIR GUNS!!! Heh heh this sucks said Rajzmastrs Shades said, "Zarblebug!" SUDDENLY DR.QUACK ATTACKED! Sonic said, 'I thought you were a good guy!" Quack said, "YEAH!" Sonic said, "Oh." Dry. Quack said, "Is it over? Did we kill Robotnik?" FX Ferret said, "Now that you won your war, will you help us?" Sonic said, "No. Go away." FX Ferret said, "Aww, shucks." FX Ferret went home, only to be destroyed by David Bulmer and his crew of 42 chairs in his Star cruser. SUDDENLY, PACKBELL ATTACKED! Packbell sang the theme to Mystery Science Theater 3000, and blew up. SUDDENLY, SNIVELY ATTACEDED!!! Sonic killed Snively! SUDDENLY, TAILS ATTACKED! Sonic said, "I thought you were a good guy." Tais said, "Oh yeah." SUCCENLY UNICORN CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!! wahts that said everyone ha ha ha i"m hungry os im gonna eet you!!! siad Unicron ah said everyond gobble gobble gobbel Unicron ate Mobius. the end